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“Storks” SU Au Idea

(As soon as I heard that one of the Stork’s name was Jasper, I started thinking up an SU Au. X 3 Movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4624424/ )

*Gems take the place of the storks, meaning that they are the ones who generate and deliver the human babies.

*Rose was curious about humans and how the magical crystal baby-making machine worked, so one day she accidentally got too close and became infused with one of the letters. (Greg sent the letter.) The resulting baby came out half-Gem.

*Jasper falls in love with and claims the baby(Steven). She ends up breaking the homing device/map so she can raise him herself. The other gems, however, chase her away from the tower and tell her never to come back.

*Steven is basically raised by the older workers in the factory that he becomes friends with(The Crystal Gems and Lapis.) Both of these disastrous events cause the Gems to stop the baby generating and delivering service. Instead they move to delivering other types of packages.

*Yellow Diamond is the current boss of the factory/tower/company. She’s moving up in the business, so she’s about to promote someone else to be boss. Peridot is the “lucky” gem who’s up for said promotion.

*Yellow Diamond tells Peridot that she has to get rid of Steven before she gets to be promoted, because he is an “abomination” being half-Gem/half-Human. Peridot tries several times to get rid of Steven peacefully but always fails(often hilariously).

*Meanwhile, Connie is the lonely kid who sends in a letter after several years of the factory not receiving any. She wants a younger sister to spend time with while her parents are working.

*Steven puts the letter into the machine(either on purpose or as an accident), causing him, his friends, and Peridot to have to team up in order to secretly deliver the baby before the rest of the gems find out.

Blitzo had probably stayed outside of Stolas' palace for about a couple hours. He screamed, begging to be let back in, and tried every window and door, but they were all locked.

He didn't mean it. He never thought lowly of Stolas - it's Stolas for fuck's sake! He's a Goetia, he's powerful, he's gorgeous, he's charming - Blitzo just never thought that Stolas could ever actually care about him like that, nobody ever has.

Once it was clear Stolas wasn't going to let him back inside, Blitzo yelled, "You know what? I don't even need you!"

He stormed off with no destination in mind. Eventually, he found himself at a bar.

He spent the rest of the night numbing himself with alcohol, sex, and he might've been slipped some drugs too.

Only when morning came did he think about going back to the I.M.P. office. Blitzo managed to stumble his way back unharmed.

Everyone else wouldn't even know anything was wrong. Loona was used to him not coming home on full moons and all of them were used to him coming in late the next day.

Blitzo opened the door and trudged in.

"Good morning, sir," Moxxie said with too much enthusiasm. "How did it go? Do we still have the grimmoire?"

Blitzo gritted his teeth. He ripped the Asmodian crystal off his glove and slammed it on the table. "We don't need the stupid book anymore."

"Is that-"

"Yeah. Sto-" Blitzo's voice cracked. "He gave it to me."

Moxxie and Millie exchanged confused looks.

"Why did he do that?" Millie asked.

Blitzo ignored her question and went into his office, letting the door slam behind him. He sat with his head on his desk and tried not to think about anything.

The first one to try finding out what happened was Moxxie, slowly opening the door as if Blitzo was some wild animal that would run if spooked.

"Sir?" he said softly after closing the door. "What happened last night?"

Moxxie looked surprised to see the tears in Blitzo's eyes when he lifted his head.

"Nothing," Blitzo said. "Go choose a client for us today or something."

"Blitzo... If you're this upset, I don't think that will help."

Blitzo groaned. "I don't care. If you won't pick a client, then go find something else to do that isn't in THIS FUCKING ROOM!"

Moxxie had never been one for confrontation, so it was no surprise that he left after that. Not long after, Millie was the next one to come in.

"Heya, boss," she tried to be casual. "How ya doin'?"

"I'm fine," Blitzo growled. "But if we're not killing anybody, then get out."

"Blitzo..."

"GO!"

She appeared annoyingly sympathetic and said, "I just think you'd feel better if you talked about it instead of sittin' around and mopin'."

Blitzo slammed both fists on the desk. "What do you want me to say, huh? You think I'm just gonna pour my soul out to you?"

Millie gave him a look of pity - which didn't make him feel any better - and left. He grumbled and hid his face in his hands.

It wasn't until a few hours after Millie tried that Loona finally gave it shot.

"Hey so... You've seemed a little... off today," Loona stated the obvious. "I didn't really believe it, but was I right when I said he was getting bored of you?"

Blitzo glanced up at his daughter. She looked uncomfortable and worried at the same time. He guessed he owed it to her as her father to tell her a little bit.

"No. No, it was... the opposite, basically, and I fucked it up, like I do with everything," he explained.

"Well, not everything. You didn't fuck up with me, right? ...Dad?" she added after a moment.

"Oh, Loony," he said, ready to start crying again. She let him give her a big hug.

After awkwardly patting him on the back a few times, Loona slowly extracted herself from the hug.

"Umm. So..." Loona said. "Are you feeling any better?"

Blitzo nodded and Loona smiled at him before leaving.

It was nice to know that he had people who cared about him, who will stay even when he pushes them away.

Maybe even Stolas wasn't fully out of his life yet. Maybe he could try talking to him again later.

It was unlikely, but maybe, just maybe, it could happen.

he needs a vacay honestly

EUGENE "DOC" ROE Band of Brothers – Carentan (2001)