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"he can get hurt?"

hi the end of episode 4 broke me did anyone else catch the flower rhyme motif

OKAY BUT HE ✋🧎‍♀️

Also why aren’t we talking ABOUT BLITZO like some of us guessed he had to be much more powerful than average imps but OVERLORD level I’m buzzing , I genuinely hope we get more of that

Look how adorable she is 😭

moxxie sort of got on my nerves

ME NEXT ME ME ME ME ME ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

I WANTED TO BE FIZZ SO BAD😭😭

Okay but this episode was so good

Blitzo never saw Fizz crawling towards him during the fire.

(I could be completely wrong but hey it’s a theory.)

Now hear me out. In the lastest episode, we see some of Blitzo’s past, how he got his scar, how Fizz got his prosthetic limbs, and about Blitzo and Barbie’s mother’s death.

When we see Blitzo’s POV during the fire, we see his eye and the side of his face getting damaged due to the blast of fireworks going off then him running towards his mom’s tent, leaving Fizz behind. In Fizz’s POV, we see Fizz on the ground after being burned very badly by the blast and reaching out Blitzo for help only for Blitzo run away, Fizz unaware of Blitzo’s mom’s tent being on fire.

Blitzo says he was trying to get help but I think he meant like in general. There’s a fire going on around him, of course he trying to get someone, anyone, to help put out the fire he accidentally caused.

My theory is that Blitzo never saw Fizz on the ground and reaching out to him. Why do I say that? When the blast happened, it not only damaged Blitzo’s eye and face but also possibly his hearing. At least temporarily. If Fizz was calling out for help, Blitzo couldn’t hearing him due to being deaf in a one ear and the chaos around him in the other ear. It also doesn’t help that Fizz was on Blitzo’s right side. The side the blast got him. Since Fizz was on that side, Blitzo couldn’t see him or hear him.

Blitzo never meant to leave Fizz behind. He just didn’t see him.

No, but what if the crystal is like a smartphone that can’t detect your touch with gloves?

You know the part where Stolas breaks the string in just look my way?

It turns into two hands reaching for each other before fully snapping

So if you'll excuse me, I'm just gonna go cry again because of this song

What Stolitz needs is to have a conversation with a translator that understands both of their communication styles and their trauma responses so that they can say something and have the other hear what they actually mean via the translator

(The translator has to keep telling them to stop self-destructing

"You don't mean that. I'm not telling him that. Stop it. What do you actually want to say?")

Blitzo had probably stayed outside of Stolas' palace for about a couple hours. He screamed, begging to be let back in, and tried every window and door, but they were all locked.

He didn't mean it. He never thought lowly of Stolas - it's Stolas for fuck's sake! He's a Goetia, he's powerful, he's gorgeous, he's charming - Blitzo just never thought that Stolas could ever actually care about him like that, nobody ever has.

Once it was clear Stolas wasn't going to let him back inside, Blitzo yelled, "You know what? I don't even need you!"

He stormed off with no destination in mind. Eventually, he found himself at a bar.

He spent the rest of the night numbing himself with alcohol, sex, and he might've been slipped some drugs too.

Only when morning came did he think about going back to the I.M.P. office. Blitzo managed to stumble his way back unharmed.

Everyone else wouldn't even know anything was wrong. Loona was used to him not coming home on full moons and all of them were used to him coming in late the next day.

Blitzo opened the door and trudged in.

"Good morning, sir," Moxxie said with too much enthusiasm. "How did it go? Do we still have the grimmoire?"

Blitzo gritted his teeth. He ripped the Asmodian crystal off his glove and slammed it on the table. "We don't need the stupid book anymore."

"Is that-"

"Yeah. Sto-" Blitzo's voice cracked. "He gave it to me."

Moxxie and Millie exchanged confused looks.

"Why did he do that?" Millie asked.

Blitzo ignored her question and went into his office, letting the door slam behind him. He sat with his head on his desk and tried not to think about anything.

The first one to try finding out what happened was Moxxie, slowly opening the door as if Blitzo was some wild animal that would run if spooked.

"Sir?" he said softly after closing the door. "What happened last night?"

Moxxie looked surprised to see the tears in Blitzo's eyes when he lifted his head.

"Nothing," Blitzo said. "Go choose a client for us today or something."

"Blitzo... If you're this upset, I don't think that will help."

Blitzo groaned. "I don't care. If you won't pick a client, then go find something else to do that isn't in THIS FUCKING ROOM!"

Moxxie had never been one for confrontation, so it was no surprise that he left after that. Not long after, Millie was the next one to come in.

"Heya, boss," she tried to be casual. "How ya doin'?"

"I'm fine," Blitzo growled. "But if we're not killing anybody, then get out."

"Blitzo..."

"GO!"

She appeared annoyingly sympathetic and said, "I just think you'd feel better if you talked about it instead of sittin' around and mopin'."

Blitzo slammed both fists on the desk. "What do you want me to say, huh? You think I'm just gonna pour my soul out to you?"

Millie gave him a look of pity - which didn't make him feel any better - and left. He grumbled and hid his face in his hands.

It wasn't until a few hours after Millie tried that Loona finally gave it shot.

"Hey so... You've seemed a little... off today," Loona stated the obvious. "I didn't really believe it, but was I right when I said he was getting bored of you?"

Blitzo glanced up at his daughter. She looked uncomfortable and worried at the same time. He guessed he owed it to her as her father to tell her a little bit.

"No. No, it was... the opposite, basically, and I fucked it up, like I do with everything," he explained.

"Well, not everything. You didn't fuck up with me, right? ...Dad?" she added after a moment.

"Oh, Loony," he said, ready to start crying again. She let him give her a big hug.

After awkwardly patting him on the back a few times, Loona slowly extracted herself from the hug.

"Umm. So..." Loona said. "Are you feeling any better?"

Blitzo nodded and Loona smiled at him before leaving.

It was nice to know that he had people who cared about him, who will stay even when he pushes them away.

Maybe even Stolas wasn't fully out of his life yet. Maybe he could try talking to him again later.

It was unlikely, but maybe, just maybe, it could happen.

When you think about it, this is all Stolas’ fault. Every single thing he did was because he was selfish and now these are the consequences of his own shitty actions…of course Vivzie won’t let that happen though…

If this show was really like Bojack Horseman, which the show had been compared to MULTIPLE TIMES even by Vivzie herself, these two would stay broken up, and have their own stories separate from each other. Just like how Bojack Horseman handles relationships that end.

I DONT CARE IF OCTAVIA ALMOST 18!!! YOUR FATHER CHEATING ON YOUR MOTHER AND FLAUNTING AROUND THE GUY HE CHEATED ON YOUR MOTHER WITH IS TRAUMATIZING AS FUCK.

Bro literally destroyed her whole family so he could rape a man that was lower than him on the class scale…fucking disgusting.

SPOILER WARNING FOR LEAKED HELLUVA BOSS STORYBOARDS

The Plants are mad at him

It's sweet that Blitz still doesn't want to hurt Stolas' pets, just cus they're nomming him.

So I watched the new Helluva Boss and I love it

The song Stolas sung to his daughter was so amazing and heart warming + cool computer background

This Robo-bitch's design is awsome af

Viv you-

Bb face!

Badass robo-jester shots

Stolas op, pls nerf

That guy is a hottie let's be honest here

Stolas is so shocked someone wants to dance with him, this is probably the first party he's enjoyed in his life, especially after all the Stella parties he's had to suffer through.

Though, he is drunk off his ass, my silly little bird!

Also, jealous Blitz, my beloved!

IM SCREAMING-

SPOILERS ALERT!

This is from the new helluva boss trailer of 2022

⚠️HELLUVA BOSS SPOILERS OF EPISODE 6 SEASON 2⚠️

I LITERALLY CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THIS WHEN OZZIE GOT ANGRY😭🤚🏻