Can Villain Steal A Few Of My Exes Kneecaps? - Tumblr Posts

Short Prompt #1190

"Why so upset, darling?" the villain asked with a tilt of their head, leisurely walking across the rooftop. "You're not about to do something dumb, are you?"

Civilian huffed, not even bothering to turn around as they looked out over the city. "No. Not in the mood tonight."

Villain laughed, coming to stand beside them. "What's wrong then?"

"Oh, nothing much. Just found out my partner was cheating on me."

"Ah, pity. Want me to steal their kneecaps?"