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Lil’ rant I guess

Ya know, at times I wonder whether or not I’m truly a cat person. Like, cats are annoying little creatures that get into everything and only give you their affection when they see it best fits them. 

What if I’m a dog person? Aren’t dogs supposed to be loyal little angels who’s always up for cuddles and pets and giving attention? That’s why they’re called man’s best friend, right?

And then all I have to do is spend a few minutes with our stupid as hell boxer-bulls and it just hits me. ‘No. Never. Cats are way easier to care for. Cat person all the way.’

And before you say anything, I love those stupid as hell boxer-bulls with all my heart. But my God. I live part-time with a cat who pees in the floor, a cat that has officially made curtains his enemy, and a cat who plays with her own poop. Trust me, I know what animal care is. I know cat-based hardships when I see them.

But all of those combined are easier than taking care of two sweet, affectionate boxer-bulls with walnuts for brains. Honestly, I’d take a cat over a dog any day. I don’t know how all you fellow dog owners manage to take care of your dogs without wanting to snap your neck in two.

I guess it’s just a matter of perspective. I’m not hating on dogs, dogs are awesome and they deserve the spotlight. I just like cats better because, as much of a pain in the ass they are, they’re nothing compared to dogs. Especially big ones.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.