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1 year ago

Here's for all of us who love "Metalocalypse" but have also watched a ton of "Friends."

If Dethklok were the Central Perk group, which character would they be?

My takes below.

Skwisgaar = Joey

"I just look a woman up and down and say, 'Hey, how you doin'?'"

Toki = Phoebe

“I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime and their corpses grotesquely dressed in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights.”

Murderface = Ross

"I'm FINE!"

Pickles = Rachel

“You know what? I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions any more.”

Nathan = Chandler

“Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.”

Charles = Monica

"Why don't you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself."

Knubbler = Gunther

"Oh, dark mother, once again I suckle at your smoky teat."


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1 year ago
Charles Is Such A Hard Character To Draw, I Figured I'd Make Some Studies. These Are All Based On Stills

Charles is such a hard character to draw, I figured I'd make some studies. These are all based on stills from the show but I took some liberties here and there. Not quite loving them, but I did learn a lot.


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1 year ago

Look, I'm not kidding about how much I love this movie. When I was an artist for a Metalocalypse horror film zine (Snuff Films) my first piece idea was immediately Pontypool. XD

A cartoon stylized to look like the lines were draw in blood and parodying the Pontypool movie poster. A horrified man with dreadlocks leans in from the right, the dreads on his head transitioning into a blood splatter with a runnel of blood dripping down his nose. Behind him, a gap-toothed curly haired man holds a notebook that says "Shut up or die". Behind him a blank-eyed hulking muscled man stares into nothing next to a blood spattered picture of a suited man in glasses. Behind them in the upper right corner, two long haired helicopter pilots stand back to back in the snow looking afraid of whatever is around them. In the distant upper left corner a blank eyed man stands in the snow holding up his left hand.

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1 year ago

how charles thought he sounded in that fuckass DVD extra


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