Literally Watching Friends Rn - Tumblr Posts

Here's for all of us who love "Metalocalypse" but have also watched a ton of "Friends."

If Dethklok were the Central Perk group, which character would they be?

My takes below.

Skwisgaar = Joey

"I just look a woman up and down and say, 'Hey, how you doin'?'"

Toki = Phoebe

“I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime and their corpses grotesquely dressed in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights.”

Murderface = Ross

"I'm FINE!"

Pickles = Rachel

“You know what? I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions any more.”

Nathan = Chandler

“Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.”

Charles = Monica

"Why don't you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself."

Knubbler = Gunther

"Oh, dark mother, once again I suckle at your smoky teat."