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If The Hazbin Hotel Characters Worked At A School
Charlie- You might think Charlie would be the principal but NO! Charlie is the therapist! She tries to get everyone into her office for a session by the end of the year- including the teachers! Vaggie- Vaggie would teach mainstream math. Her favorite thing about teaching math is giving people extra homework when they disrupt her class. (A lot of people leave with extra homework. One time Angel Dust walked in on her in the middle of a test, and she made him do a homework sheet).
Angel Dust- He is a substitute. He's actually qualified to teach computer science, but he doesn't. It's his best kept secret why he doesn't.
Husk- He teaches Italian. He's not properly fluent in Italian and only got the job because Lucifer lost a gamble to him and Husk said he'd let him keep his money if he did "one tiny favor". Angel Dust likes to lurk outside Husk's classroom when he gets the chance, and the second Husk mispronounces a word, Angel will stick his head in, correct him and then dart back out. Husk pretends to hate it but he actually finds it really hot. (Angel Dust was also actually the one who TAUGHT Husk Italian).
Lucifer- Lucifer is the principal. He doesn't really care what most of his employees do, including stalking the Italian teacher, cruel and unusual punishment during guitar lessons, or fucking in the janitor's closet. As long as "most of his employees" doesn't include Alastor.
Alastor- Alastor actually teaches health, or sex ed, or whatever you call it. He went to college and got a degree and didn't do it "The Husk Way" all so he could do two things: 1. Properly represent queer people, especially trans people, during the class because he knows, as a trans person, that it's really hard not to feel undermined during the class. 2. Make jokes about being an asexual person teaching sex ed (I'm not asexual/aromantic but it just seems like the kind of thing Alastor would do- especially considering how he reacts to Angel badly propositioning him). If you make a queerphobic comment in Alastor's class, you're dead. Possibly literally. Alastor never actually adheres to the curriculum, and Lucifer keeps trying to break into his class and catch him but somehow Al is always two steps ahead. When Lucifer is not at school, Alastor takes his whole class down to the kitchens and has them make jambalaya for the whole period. If you can't eat jambalaya, Alastor has a whole closet full of alternative ingredients for you but EVERYONE IS EATING SOME FORM OF JAMBALAYA OR EVERYONE HAS TO FIX ALASTOR'S VINTAGE RADIOS DURING DETENTION FOR A MONTH.
Lute- She teaches biology and is that one teacher who everyone either loves or hates. She runs the GSA and has weekly meetings and she's also the teacher who becomes your replacement mom if your real mom sucks. (This also applies to the teachers, she's also basically Angel Dust's mother by now). If you make a queerphobic comment in her class, she will stalk for exactly two weeks after you say it, slowly recording every single discriminatory thing you say. Then she will make you stay after school hours and reads off her entire list. Then she assigns you detention for two weeks and makes you write a 5-page essay on whatever chapter of Queer Ducks her heart desires in size 8 Arial font during the few precious hours of the day you don't have detention.
Adam- He teaches the jazz band, and if you play guitar, you get double lessons. Twice a month, Adam conducts tests randomly. You have to get up and play a song of his choice- no sheet music allowed. If you mess up even once, Adam gets to smack your guitar with a rock and you get to pay for the damages. (Lucifer knows, doesn't care, and makes rubber duck voodoo dolls all day long.)
Cherri- She teaches gym and if a student isn't running fast enough, she throws basketballs at them. Not hard to HIT them, but just enough to give them some motivation.
Sir Pentious- He doesn't work at this school. He works at a preschool in a different town. But since it's only a half-day, as soon as he gets the chance, he leaves and goes to stare longingly at Cherri while she somehow manages not to get fired. Everyone is just used to him being there, and he's fine with that.
What Hazbin Hotel Characters Are Doing In A CVS
Charlie - She's buying get well soon cards and Honey Nut Cheerios and she stops to wave and say hi to every. Single. Person. In the aisles. It's sweet but it also gets really annoying after a while. But you.... good intentions and all that
Vaggie - Stocking up for the apocalypse- canned soup, toilet paper, 100 boxes of Band-Aids, the works. She gets a lot of weird looks at the checkout aisle but she doesn't really care.
Angel Dust - He's buying makeup. In fact, he's become notorious at his local CVS for buying all the bright pink lipstick and eyeshadow. Although, he spends a lot more time at CVS than your average makeup lover...
Husk - He works at the CVS. Angel Dust only ever seems to show up on the days that he has a shift and for some reason, it always seems to be him going to help Angel in the makeup aisle. This went on for almost 2 years until one day Husk snapped and demanded to know why Angel was so goddamn obsessed with him. Eighteen months later, they're picking out the icing flowers for their wedding cake.
Lucifer - He is the CEO of CVS, the "big boss of hell himself".
Alastor - He is the CEO of Target and Lucifer's biggest rival.
Lute - She has been to CVS exactly twice in her life. Once was when she was six years old. She threw a tantrum within five seconds and was quickly ushered out of the store. The second time was thirteen years later and this was Adam's idea of a date. It was a blind date organized by their families because Lute had a shitty family trying to keep her in the closet. After that, she never entered a CVS again.
Adam - Adam is banned from CVS for screaming fuck in front of toddlers every time he goes to CVS. Lucifer has mailed his picture to every CVS and it must be tacked to the front door with the caption 'PERMISSION TO KILL IF HE ATTEMPTS TO ENTER'. There are theories that perhaps this rivalry is more personal than customer-service related...
Cherri - Cherri buys one thing from CVS and that is hairpins. Because they're the one weapon she can buy on discount AND sneak into Broadway theaters!
Sir Pentious - He loves Halloween candy, but he hates the holiday for a reason he tells not a soul. So he always buys those discount candies the day after Halloween and CVS loves him for it.
Is this anything?
https://x.com/kanokiwa/status/1809165481669997013?t=O9LTOOfqcTWXa3wO6I-owA&s=19
Omg Hazbin Hotel season 2 poster real?!
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Building a new hotel must be tiring, rest here my dear.
HAZBIN HOTEL SEASON 1 FINALE ↳ 1x08 - "The Show Must Go On"
So goofy 🤪
the collection grows
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Charlie is the type of girl to have a teddy bear named Mr snuggles. They have matching slippers and pajamas.
Vaggie is the type of girl to say "I'm getting to old for this crud." When another person destroys the hotel walls.
Angel Dust is the type of guy to say "The jig is up. Let's skedaddel. " And skitter off into the distance when Vaggie catches him doing something bad.
Sir pentious the type of guy to give his friends a visit from the "tickel monster."
Alastor the type of guy to hide his bite mark an infection apocalypse.
Niffty is the type of girl to say "Scuse me. 🥰🤭" in the most polite tone possible, after stabbing someone.
Lucifer the type of guy to not play chess because he "can't loose another queen."
Husk the type of guy to say "somethin just popped" after lifting a box.
Rosie the type of girl to bring her new neighbours a plate of cookies.
Cherri the type of girl to say "No more misses nice girl." When she's anrgy.
Love this! ❤️
Finally I can post this one too! Here's a cover I drew for a literary project a group I'm in organized some months ago. They even created a personalised logo for said project (which I replaced with the original one). It's not perfect but I put a lot of effort into this 🥺
Friends are the family we get to choose
#hazbin hotel family forever
"They say the family you choose is better"
Damn right it is Alastor
Beautiful art 💞
Omg Hazbin Hotel season 2 poster real?!
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💅 🔥✨A hellish sleepover ✨🔥 💅
Finally got it finished! It was SO fun to put some of the gang in cute pajamas, I hope y’all like it!💕
Love these art works!
Pilot meet series🤝
Hazbin hotel
https://x.com/kanokiwa/status/1809165481669997013?t=O9LTOOfqcTWXa3wO6I-owA&s=19
So sweet 💕
Building a new hotel must be tiring, rest here my dear.
Halloween 🎃
And here they all are together 😈💖
Available as playmats and as posters!! Pre-orders are open til the 27th of Sept ✨
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the collection grows