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Hazbin Characters as Carrie Underwood Lyrics
Charlie - "This is just a stop on the way to where I'm going" Vaggie - "Dry lightning cracks across the skies, those storm clouds gather in her eyes" Angel Dust - "I know it's hard on a rainy day, you wanna shut the world out and just be left alone" Husk - "I don't mind being with everyone else but the there's nights like tonight when I, I want you to myself" Lucifer - "I can't be drunk and hungover at the same time" Alastor - "Exchanged a crimson smile and just walked away and left the secret at the grave" Lute - "Pretty much fake your way through anything but you can't cry pretty" Adam - "I'll pretend that I care, baby pull up a chair, we'll stay here til they make us go home" Cherri - "Adrenaline rising, ain't feeling no pain"
Sir Pentious - "Started off 'hey cutie where you from' and then it turned into oh no what I have I done" Emily - "By the time they catch on we'll be out of their sight" Sera - "I know it might sound bad but sometimes I need a smoke break"
[Um..... OOPS I started making this into a whole fanfiction centered around Emilute and Cherrisnake oh dear]
I will stand by the fact...
That the characters of Hazbin Hotel all have an ongoing prank war.
My personal specific headcanons being:
-> Charlie filled Adam's room with apples
-> Nifty dyed Emily's hair bright green
-> Angel somehow got his hands on all of Vox's Alastor merch, wrapped them all and gave them all to Alastor during a faux birthday party
No Use Trying To Fight It
Happy birthday @niafromheaven!!
Emily x Adam X Lute (AngelicGuitarSword), angst, no happy ending.'
TW/CW alcohol, heavily implied depression, queerphobia, implied/referenced abuse, swearing
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ADAM | “I Miss You, I’m Sorry” - Gracie Abrams
Adam stared blankly at Charlie, who was going on a rant about happiness and marshmallows and shit to Alastor across the room. He resisted the urge to laugh at her stupidity. As if true happiness even existed. Charlie’s idea of the word was really just bliss. Two completely different things.
Ever since his death, Adam had done a good job faking to Charlie how grateful he was for the second chance she had granted him, and how determined he was to make a change in his afterlife.
When really, all he wanted to do was become good enough that maybe he would prove himself wrong and go back to heaven.
Wanting to prove himself wrong was never something he had thought would happen. Fuck it. It was too hard to be sober this week. Adam got up, left the room, and trudged over to Husk’s bar. The flying cat wasn’t there, so he just poured himself a huge glass of beer, downing it all in one gulp. Adam looked around to decide what type of alcohol he’d consume next.
You know, drinking that much will only make you sadder, Emily’s voice echoed in his head.
“Stop it,” he hissed. “You’re not here.”
He hadn’t heard of anything concerning Emily for the last few months. Adam could only hope that Sera wasn’t lying to her and locking her up and “protecting” her again.
She probably was. Sera wouldn’t change.
Adam uncorked a bottle of cheap booze and took a few long gulps straight from the bottle. It burned his throat, but distracted him enough that it was worth it.
Emily still wasn’t getting herself out of his mind. Was Sera hurting her? Threatening her? Forcing her to do her bidding? Adam started to breathe heavier. Adrenaline and anxiety coursed through his veins. He collapsed to the ground, unable to support himself.
Lute’s voice appeared in his head. The high and mighty leader of the Exorcists, in a heap on the floor of Lucifer’s brat’s hotel. Toughen up, Adam.
“I can’t,” he gasped.
Emily again, You failed me. You lied, just as much as Sera did. And then you couldn’t even save yourself in the battle.
“I’m sorry.”
It was his fault, it was all his fault. He deserved this pain and fear and hurt. And worse, he’d been too much of a fucking coward to even tell them how he felt before he died.
EMILY | “Rumors” - Ava Max
Emily stood crooked over a thick novel, combing through every page, searching for some hidden meaning in the words. The only thing she could decipher from it was that the title, Les Miserables, perfectly described the mood in Heaven these last few months, what with the constant rumors. About a lot of things- the exterminations, Sera’s authority, the fabric of Heaven itself- but especially about Adam.
He was gone for good, true death.
He was in Heaven but waiting, biding his time.
He was in Hell and an overlord.
She didn’t want to believe any of them, although something had to have happened. You can’t rewind time and go back to when you didn’t know your sister was a liar, when your crush wasn’t maybe dead, when your other crush wasn’t a walking shell of a being.
At least she wasn’t ashamed to admit her emotions, unlike most people she’d spent her life speaking to.
Everyone had always thought of Emily as the innocent one, the sweet one. Sera’s naive little sister. And she had to keep up that persona now, as always. Feelings had never mattered to Sera, and they certainly weren’t about to start mattering to her now- especially when those feelings involved the wish to be in a relationship that, if Emily were to bring up with Sera, the seraphim would perceive as unfaithfulness, what with her conservative mindset.
And as much as Sera was a liar and a turd, Sera was all Emily had. And she couldn’t give that up for a relationship that would never happen.
Emily read a few more words and slammed the thousand-page tome down on her desk.
Air, that was what she needed. Fresh air, maybe some of those chocolate-dipped strawberries they had down in the lobby. Emily could take care of herself. She stepped out onto the balconies and took a few breaths.
In, out. In, out. In, out.
She went on like that for a few minutes until she was a bit calmer. Alright, Em, see? It’s not so bad after all. Now keep your mouth shut, attend Sera’s meetings, don’t under any circumstances even look at Lute…
You can do this.
You’ve always done this.
You’re stronger than they think.
LUTE | “champagne problems” - Taylor Swift
Lute had always dealt with her negative emotions in one way and one way only: Violence.
Punching a wall, sword fighting another Exorcist, killing a few sinners- anything, really, as long as it involved violence or weapons of some sort.
But that’s because her negative emotions had always fallen into one of three categories: Anger, cockiness, disappointment.
Never anything close to “sad”.
But she fucking sucked at describing how she felt, and “sad” was really the only word she could come up with to explain this… this weird feeling, almost like her soul was being ripped out of her body, like she couldn’t control her limbs enough to get up and stab something. Or someone. Stabbing someone sounded really satisfying.
What was that thing Vaggie had always said to her? Oh, right. You need to find ways to cope with your emotions other than extreme violence and cruelty.
Kind of ironic, considering what had ended up happening to Vaggie.
What Lute had done to Vaggie.
Lute rolled her eyes. Everyone made mistakes, right? But your mistakes end up either killing or permanently injuring people… That’s normal. That’s very normal. That’s kind of what you were created to do. It’s fine.
Ugh, there were people outside of her door, and they were talking very loudly, and maybe she should stab them to make them shut the fuck up. But, wait. Would stabbing them be considered sanctioned, or would she have to sit through one of Sera’s lectures about self-control again?
And if she had to sit through one of Sera’s lectures about self-control again, would she at least get to see Emily as a result? And why the fuck did she want to Emily? Get a grip on yourself, you are the lieutenant- now commander- of the Exorcists. You represent Heaven. You are too strong to-
The people outside her room weren’t done talking.
Two of her Exorcists, neither of them liked her that much.
“...heard she wanted to fuck Adam,” one of them said.
Were they talking about her? “Please, we both know she’s one of those gay freaks. Probably had her eye on Sera or something,” the other responded,
Shit, they were definitely talking about her.
They didn’t think she was in her room. At this time of day, she was always training. They were just having fun gossiping about her in front of her own door.
“Damn asshole. She deserves to end up in hell, just like Adam.”
“Hah! She’d be happy, wouldn’t she? Get to be around those fuckups just like her.” Fuckup.
They were right.
Wait- what about Adam?
“Can’t believe Sera never told her. Guess she wouldn’t want her or our little bitch of a princess to go running off looking for them.”
Emily.
Sera had lied.
Again.
Lute heard some more laughter, and then the Exorcists walked off.
Emily.
Lute needed to tell her- but she couldn’t. Emily didn’t want to talk to her. Emily hadn’t even looked at her since the battle.
There was nothing she could do.
<Hope you have a much better birthday than these guys, Nia! <3>
Hazbin Characters as Lyrics from "Red" by Taylor Swift
Charlie- Like the colors in autumn so bright just before they lose it all
Vaggie- When I still see it all in my head
Angel Dust- Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there's no right answer
Husk- Losing him was blue like I'd never known
Alastor- In burning red
Niffty- But moving on from him is impossible
Lucifer- Loving him is like trying to change your mind once you're already flying through the free fall
Adam- Memorizing him was as easy as knowing all the words to your old favorite song
Lute- Telling myself it's time now, gotta let go
Emily- And that's why he's spinning 'round in my head
Sera- Faster than the wind, passionate as sin, ending so suddenly
Sir Pentious - Missing him [her] was dark grey, all alone
Cherri Bomb - Comes back to me burnin' red
What your favorite hazbin hotel character says about you PT2:
Rosie:you wanna be that cool aunt probably because you don't want to raise kids. Probably a therapist friend
Sera:you're the oldest sibling who got shitted on by your younger siblings because you were an adult figure and their sibling. You probably would kin fiona gallagher.
Emily:you are a very outgoing person and your bad trait is being too nice and empathetic so you let people walk on you.
Susan:...who likes her? If you do, you probably are a Karen, or you say it just to piss others off cause you're a lil shit.
Carmella carmine:you use to do ballet or wanted to do ballet. Also very protective to your loved ones.
Velvette(probably spelled it wrong): you're very blunt. And honest.
Vox:you thought alastor was a basic choice.
Valentino: now I'm not gonna shit on you because I know some people like him because of his design not because of his character. I also like how they designed him but I hope angel gets to kill him cause he deserves it.
Adam:IM
Lute:okay, settle down
Adam:IM
Lute:take it easy
Adam:IM
Lute:WHAT THE SCALLOP?!
Adam:IM A GOOFY GOOBER
Has anyone done this yet?
Hazbin as humans is awesome. Did alastors mom!
this is their dynamic
https://x.com/kanokiwa/status/1809165481669997013?t=O9LTOOfqcTWXa3wO6I-owA&s=19
Why did I laugh so hard at this 🤣
#laughed for a straight minute, I think I'm over tired.
#definitely enjoyed this!
Meme time! Because I'm still working on the next chapter and catching up on all the Zestmilla fanfiction that have been posted while I was... engaged elsewhere
*Sounds of stuff getting destroyed in the background*
... yep. Engaged elsewhere doing stuff that totally didn't leave my house full of dust and me full of bruises.
Well, enjoy!
🤣😂🤣
this is their dynamic
Hazbin hotel
https://x.com/kanokiwa/status/1809165481669997013?t=O9LTOOfqcTWXa3wO6I-owA&s=19
I want to squeeze him until he pops
I think I know why Lucifer is so into the circus stuff and entertainment.
Sera says Emily's job is to keep Heaven's souls happy. We know Emily is a younger seraphim, so I think she was created to replace Lucifer. This means Lucifer's job as a seraphim would have also been along the lines of keeping humans happy, just in Eden instead of in Heaven.
Even though he fell, entertaining is still ingrained into him - it was his purpose, and still feels like it is to him.
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I present to thee...
HAZBLEP HOTEL! :P
For your enjoyment, I have prepared a vertical/mobile wallpaper and included the individual bleps for you all to enjoy~!
If you want to use them as pfp's or use them for memes, go ahead! (Just give me credit and/or tag me if you do!)
Heyyyyy, guess what my new obsession is!!!
It's Emilute!
They arey new obsession and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem!
Some Emilute headcanons cause I'm obsessed
Lute - she/they (mean) lesbian
Emily - they/she/neos pansexual
Lute is VERY protective, if you even look at Emily the wrong way, you have a spear inches from your throat a second later
I hc that Emily is autistic, so Lute always carries noise cancelling headphones in her back (Emily often forgets them)
Lute loves listening to Emily infodumping about their current interests
Whenever Emily sees a homeless animal in the streets she takes it home. Lute thought it was adorable, until it got to the point when: "No, Em. We already have 5 dogs, 4 cats, 2 snakes, 3 turtles and a chicken, we can't adopt this lizard."
They ended up having a little animal shelter
Emily cried every time they had to give out a pet, but was also happy it found a new home
Lute listens to stuff like Metallica, Nirvana, AC/DC etc. and Emily listens to Melanie Martinez and musicals. They both love Queen
They watch anime (why? Because I said so)
Lute gets a lot of bruises and injuries during training and stuff, and Emily always insists to take care of them
This one is kinda dumb, but I hc that when angels blush their face goes yellow (cause they have yellow blood, yk) and Lute blushes A LOT around Emily (especially when they started dating) and Adam gave her a nickname "banana" cause of it and every time he caught them simping he'd be like: "You're staring, banana" (idk, I made it today at 5 am, okay?!)
Emily loves making bracelets and giving them to people (Lute especially). It got to the point when Lute almost had her circulation stop, cause she insisted on wearing them all the time
Lute is more scared of Sera after her and Emily got together, cause Sera is kinda like Emily's parent/big sister so Lute wants her to like her
Sera picked up on it and is very cold and serious around Lute, to not show that she actually likes her
Lute has anxiety/panic disorder and sometimes gets bad panic attacks from all the pressure and Emily always succeeds to calm them down
Also Lute has some major anger issues and is often like "I'm gonna murder the next person I fucking see, I swear..." And then she sees Emily and IMMEDIATELY turns calm and nice. Adam makes fun of her for it
They paint their nails together. Lute always gets black and Emily never can decide what to pick (xe ends up with multicolour nails)
Sometimes when they're talking/flirting and Adam is in the background he would do some stupid shit to ruin the moment, like:
Emily: You look nice today... Pretty much like every day
Lute: *blushes* You think?
Adam: *Fake sexual/puking noises in the background*
They often go on dates on Earth (they love cinema, concerts and Disneyland)
Sometimes on Earth people would give them dirty looks or throw slurs at cause they're gay and Lute would be like cracking her knuckles and getting angry, and Emily has to hold her, so she wouldn't murder someone
Emily pretty much NEVER swears and Lute swears a lot. Lute loves that about Emily, so she makes sure to never swear in their presence:
Lute: Oh you little *realises that Emily is next to her* you little... stupid person?
Emily: *laughs, cause she knows what Lute really wants to say and finds the whole thing adorable*
Adam would CONSTANTLY make fun of Lute for simping
Sera would definitely give Lute 'the talk'
Emily tends to dismiss ze's own emotions and overworked themselves to make everyone happy. Lute sometimes ends up forcibly putting them to bed so she'd get some rest.
Emily loves sweets and Lute loves salty food
Emily drinks tea and Lute drinks coffee
Emily likes knitting, especially in winter, so Lute has a closet full of sweaters, scarves, hats etc. She'd never wear them if they weren't from Emily
Lute likes sketching (mostly their girlfriend)
Hufflepuff x Slitherin
Emily loves hairstyling, so ze insists on styling lutes hair
St. Peter and Emily are friends and Lute absolutely fucking hates this guy
Because of their height difference Emily has to stand on her tiptoes when they kiss
Lute takes advantage of the difference and gives Emily a lot of forehead kisses
Lute often gives Emily piggy back rides (or flies)
Lute always insists on doing 'gentlemen' stuff, like they ALWAYS carry Emily's bag and open the door for her
When they move in together Adam often just comes in uninvited and crashes on the couch like he actually lives there. Lute is kinda annoyed with it, but Emily mostly doesn't mind
Lute plays bass
When they sleep Lute always has her spear next to the bed, just in case
When Emily has a shutdown Lute either speaks for them or makes sure to get her out of there. If anyone is trying to keep Emily in the room and is being kinda pushy and obnoxious, Lute gets all protective and is like: Don't you see we're busy? With a spear targeted at them
When Emily gets overstimulated xe tends to pick up on their skin. Lute noticed that and always has some fidget toys on them, to offer
Emily collects plushies and squishmallows and when ze sees one in a store, it goes like this:
Emily: Look! It's so cute! Can we buy it?
Lute: Babe, we already have like... 20 squishmallows in our room.
Emily: But it's an elephant... *Sad face*
Lute: Oh, fine. But it's the last one. *It's never the last one*
Adam is sceptical about their relationship at first, but grows fond of Emily pretty quickly and sees them as his little sister
They cuddle using their wings as blankets
Okay, I guess that's it for now, but I will probably update. As u can probably tell I'm a little, tini-tiny bit obsessed with them atm
Emilute comic related to one of my headcanons (previous post)
The whole drawing
Lute: listen to nusic
Adam: Lute! Lute! Cmon, I know you can hear me!
Lute: *Takes off her headphones* Yes, sir?
Adam: Whatcha listening to?
Lute: N-nothing, sir...
Adam: mhm *grabs her phone, sees 'lover' by Taylor swift* TAYLOR SWIFT?!
Lute: Looks away
Adam: The fuck happened? Last time I checked you were listening to Metallica and Nirvana and that kinda stuff.
Lute: I'm... Exploring my music taste.
Adam: Okayyyy....? *Thinks for a second* Are you also exploring something else... Or someone else, perhaps?
Lute: *blushes heavily* N-no!
Adams: *goes through messenger* NO FUCKING WAY! Miss seraph,sunshine, puppy eyes, smiley face?!
Lute: Maybe... And she has a name!
Adam: Shit Lute. Didn't know that was your type.
Lute: Okay, maybe it is. And so what?
Adam: Nothing, geez! Don't gotta get so defensive!
Adam: Sooo.... You into chicks?
Lute, who has a lot of internalised homophobia: *Looks down nervously* Yeah... I-i-i... I'm... Gay.
Adam: Cool. Why so nervous? Did you think I'd shout slurs at ya or somethin'?
Lute: *surprised* Umm... Kinda, yeah.
Adam:*softens* Don't worry. I don't really give a shit.
Adam: I have a que-
Lute: *interrupts* Nothing about our bedroom life.
Adam: Oh, C'MON!!!