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3 years ago

I Didn't Know I Had to Go to the Bathroom Until You Came and Sat on My Bladder - a movie, starring my cat


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11 months ago

Character Quotes

Here are some out of context quotes ranging from feral to adorable to just down right tragic ^-^

" It seems remarkably simple. So simple, I feel so stupid that I'm truly flabbergasted by how it served as an epiphany. But even so, when I looked into the future, my future, I had one singular thought "I don't deserve this". - Nonkosi Tyali to Yituing

"Whatever you choose to be in the future is fine! When I say I love you, I don't want it to be a rule that means "stay this way forever". If you will be a burden in the future, that's fine. If you will be someone who decides not to love me, that's fine aswell. " - Yuuma Mochizuki to Jukka Virtanen

"I'm not naive darling, desite your unholy misrepresentation of my words. I understand the sins of men. I know all about your own failures to follow the scripture. I choose to be with you because I want my words to be honorable. And using my honorable tongue, I will say I love you because you are so delightfully human. - Gabriel to Claude

"At least the king named it Defense Innovation in Living Faculties (DILF) and not something named after himself!" - Hetrunmeass to Nariman Nahornyj

"If my vow was to fall in love with a virtuous person, then I definitely didn't break it." - Yal'ir to Monday

"If believing in love is all humans can ever do, and if hope for love is the most human of all, then I am purely human." - Verne Lawless to Stansevain


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1 year ago

Happy birthday to Tom Lehrer, the writer of The Masochism Tango and many other songs, including a few for Sesame Street, if you can believe it. Turning 96 today, April 9th, 2024!


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1 year ago

This is an tumblr about my fan made eastern rpg with western rpg style exploration known as yokei godneu: to be a hero. Yokei godneu is currently just being created, and follows a more comedic and lighthearted apporach compared to most other RPGs. After the master theif, gofurias rainudomn or goofy stole the magical light stones of pheron, and gave them to their servants, it’s up to a group of unlikely heroes to regain the light stones, and stop whatever goofy is planning.

Poll database: take this to see any active polls I have and any polls that I had

Headcanons: for all your headcanon needs

Character profiles: you can ask any of the characters that have profiles, but please no nsfw

Things about yokei godneu: for more info about yokei Godneu itself


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1 year ago
And Now We Are Onto Tamishiko Tamirumare, Herself Aka Tami For Short. She Has Two Appearances/outfits

And now we are onto tamishiko Tamirumare, herself aka tami for short. She has two appearances/outfits in yokei godneu, the present day outfit seen above, and the jester outfit seen below.

And Now We Are Onto Tamishiko Tamirumare, Herself Aka Tami For Short. She Has Two Appearances/outfits

In yokei godneu: to be a hero, Tami is the comic relief, butt monkey, and rival character to the party, working under the main antagonist of yokei godneu. Despite the main antagonist’s views towards the protagonists, and humans, tami is more accepting to it, however, they are still loyal to the main antagonist, despite that. They are fought multiple times, each time adding in new moves, and new tricks, and introduces the major bosses of yokei godneu, often leading to them be squished, however, tami becomes the last major boss before the main antagonist. Tami is surprisingly durable, kinda like a toon character, can duplicate herself, and knows a wide variety of tricks inculding singing, and dancing, as well as some other tricks you wouldn’t expect.


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1 year ago

Frog

(Because I couldn't figure out what else to do, I just put them in a silly situation. Also, sorry it's late!) @spaus-week

A staredown in the middle of the garden. The morning dew still wet on the tips of grass outside. Small beady eyes like water droplets on an alien body, both gazing up at the terrified giant before it. There was many a reason this small frog should be afraid of this man. So many reasons that this situation shouldn't be so ridiculous.

And yet, here they are, acting as if Roderich was small and this frog was the largest threat known to man. His eyes were wide with a cautionary glare, occasionally twitching to observe his surroundings. Why was he so afraid of these little things? He didn't know. He didn't really care either! He wanted it gone before it could jump up onto his frame and topple him with the sheer force of disgust.

Antonio walked outside, witnessing Roderich frozen in fear over the outdoors in general. "Uh, Rodrigo?" He asked into the air.

"There's a gross thing in the grass and it won't move." Roderich muttered, slow and steady. "You know I hate being outside with all of these things! I don't think I can do this, it's too much."

"Will you ever stop fearing the outdoors?" Antonio stepped forward, scaring the frog away in the process. He put an arm around Roderich, proud of the man for not running away like the last time he was surprised by a small and slimy animal. "I mean, really? You've survived a lot."

"Well that doesn't mean I enjoy it." Roderich scoffed. He grasped at the shirt he wore, thinking it was far to casual to be outside in. Such simple things were meant to be worn as pajamas, if at all. Or maybe he was old fashioned that way.

Antonio was clearly more comfortable in the t-shirt and shorts, his grin as wide as ever as he leaned in to give Roderich a small kiss. "You're too cute. Maybe keep this up and I'll be entertained while I work outside?"

"Ugh! You're insufferable." He could have been worse, but instead, he moved to return the kiss on the cheek.

"There's my princess." Antonio smirked, toying with his lover's feelings.

"I'm going inside." Roderich rolled his eyes and turned around.

"No wait, I was kidding! Please come back." Antonio pleaded. He really did want his lover to come garden with him, but he knew this was a possibility. Still, it was a little sad!

"No thank you. I'll bring you a drink soon." Roderich couldn't help but smile, the last laugh falling into his demeanor despite the slightest ridicule he'd faced before.


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4 years ago
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