Coworker Elevator Hitch - Tumblr Posts
i might be reading into this too much but like
(tw gore and blood under the cut)
rody can't catch a break
Hi studio investigrave fans please be my friend
Colleague/Fake Coworker doing the Shinji pose but I overdid it again
Fighting with the melody // elevator hitch animation meme
" but- You didn't even answer my question.. "
" ... this you.? "
> "'...'"
> "' get back to work, newbie. '"
" alright alright, geez- its not a big deal."
" i cant believe you'd lie to yourself like that.. "
" we both know you do not get hoes.. "
Ooc: ( Sorry i say that one post saying he got hoes and thought this would be funny- )
FIRST OF ALL, how mother fucking dare you! It's not like you get some! I'm HOT, SMOULDERING, SEXY, DEVINE EVEN!
(ooc: it's fine! I think that this makes it funnier)
You just let them stare at you, they might want something tho. Like to play or to use the bathroom. You left water out for them and you fed them right?
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" i dont know who in their right minds would let you take care of a dog.. but just clean wherever they bit you and try to gain its trust? "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" uhm.. good luck then i guess? They dont seem THAT harmful.. "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" wha.. YOU- "
" ...hi?. "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" ..what the fuck. Bryce come get this goofy dog- "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" im gonna tell 'Pepsi' that your neglecting their dog. "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" so your saying you cant handle a small dog? just take the dog back- "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" .. but i wasn't the one thats been told to babysit. Plus i dont have dog stuff.. "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" ..fine. but if they bite me, their going straight back to you. "
@stuck-with-protag , y'know how take care of animals, right?
How do I get it to stop staring at me, I'm on babysitting duty
" Yknow, they asked you not me- "
" ...At one point yes. "
So, did you and Newbie ever makeout?-
Hmmm, did we @stuck-with-protag ~?
" ...I NEVER GAVE BIRTH TO ANYBODY. And no i am not cheating on you- "
who said you had to raise a kid by yourself? 😒
Protag gave birth to me 🙄
......WHAT!? @stuck-with-protag ,when did this happen!? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME??
" ... Im not even going to ask why this time. So alright? "
who said you had to raise a kid by yourself? 😒
Protag gave birth to me 🙄
......WHAT!? @stuck-with-protag ,when did this happen!? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME??
Hello to my favorite sui character!! (ignore that and dont question reality)
Just wanna know your opinion on these names my friends came up with for you, your employer, and boyfr- I MEAN coworker??
(I love rp blogs sm lol and just showing them the goofy ahh nicknames I've collected)
" ... @c0worker-bryce what if i start calling you jeff bezos condom?- "
" And my opinions on those nicknames fit them. But why do they call me tree?- "
Ooc: all of them are really funny oml ðŸ˜
" Uh wow. Okay, I see how it is Bryce ( middle name ) Stryker. "
baby why cant Protag know
are you cheating D:
Shhhhhh, it's a secret baby
