Elevator Hitch Coworker Blog - Tumblr Posts

" alright alright, geez- its not a big deal."

" i cant believe you'd lie to yourself like that.. "

" we both know you do not get hoes.. "

Ooc: ( Sorry i say that one post saying he got hoes and thought this would be funny- )

FIRST OF ALL, how mother fucking dare you! It's not like you get some! I'm HOT, SMOULDERING, SEXY, DEVINE EVEN!

(ooc: it's fine! I think that this makes it funnier)

@c0worker-bryce said he’s gonna propose to you!!!!!

" wait wait wait- what? "

>NEWBIE! Are you the one who put a DAMN RAT in my office!? COME GET IT OUT, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

" uh.. i dont know who could done that, anyways have fun with him. He seems like he likes you "

" WHAT THE FUCK.. I LEFT YOU ALONE WITH THE KIDS FOR ONE DAY.. "

Dad1 why is dad2 always covered in shaving cream after a nap?

Uhm....

That's not important! ALSO, DON'T COME INTO OUR ROOM