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doublejango

9 months ago

I decided to try the proper spelling of his name and...

This How Are You in Bed quiz is trying to flatter Blitz... and it's working xD

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about blitzo blitzo is a train wreck crackposts dash games. nsft

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doublejango

9 months ago

What if Razzle and Dazzle are actually Moxxie and Blitz?

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shut up dj ooc helluva boss crack crackposts i don't remember typing this but do remember waking up in the middle of the night all upset about it xD because my dreams are STILL all weird am cackling now and just going to post it anyway i don't think they are it would be too depressing if that's how Helluva Boss ends but xD apparently it was what i woke up fretting about enough to draft the thought

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doublejango

9 months ago

[I have to tag @toranoya in on this dash commentary, because their Peter is absolutely amazing, like??? he reduced Blitz to tears in seconds in the most warm, uplifting way]

"I thought I knew what angels were like, about and shit. They're a bunch of highbrow assholes who just like to look down on people and shit. Show up in Hell, kill off your Sinner friends, fuck everything up. And then I met Peter and.... uuuuughhhh." Blitz waved both hands emphatically at the sky. "He's so fucking good and kind and it fucks me up and I want him to have good shit--like blowjobs and cuddles and shit."

@doublejango said:

Blitz just flings himself down with an arm over his forehead. "Fuck me dead, right? He's so fucking CUTE! And he's got that voice, and he's so NICE! Like??"

"How can so much ADORABLE be stuffed into one being?" she sighs and looks at Blitz with a smitten smile. "I would let him do unchaste things to me."

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[dash commentary] crackposts ELSA IS SO CUTE and PETER IS BAE and Blitz loves them both so CLEARLY they should get married seriously though Peter absolutely wrecked Blitz and it was AMAZING

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