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Erik is very protective and whenever his gf talks to another boy he’s like this behind her, and Kinana of course is clueless to what’s going on

Sweet dreams~

This is dedicated to @blamedorange because you dragged me into Lyredy shipper hell, thanks a lot ;)

Okay I had to add to this. Big bro Jellal is watching you, good luck Lyon

Meredy: JELLAL!!! YOU’RE EMBARRASING ME!!!

Sweet dreams~

This is dedicated to @blamedorange because you dragged me into Lyredy shipper hell, thanks a lot ;)

Erza: I’ll save you Jellal! Jellal: *sputtering and blushing*

Erza the knight rescuing the beautiful princess, Jellal.

Okay, okay, I had to add to this xd

Poor Erik, he doesn't want to over hear this! #savehim

これ描いてるとき、もはや「VS」ではなくイチャついてるだけと気づき、テーマ自体をボツにして全部描き直した。

Dragon Slayer Headcanons

For the lovely @drxgonkeep I love your blog! Dragon Slayer family is the best!Now for my own Dragon Slayer headcanons

-They have monthly meetings, if you don’t show up you will get the deadly Wendy puppy face, then Carla will claw you for making Wendy upset

-Don’t make Wendy upset

-Just don’t

-Erik (or cobra but I call him Erik) and Laxus are usually brooding in the background

-Laxus’ coat is his one true love

-Natsu has proven this fact

-It resulted in many injuries

-Rouge and Sting spend the whole first meeting trailing after Natsu and Gajeel like lost puppies

-But then Wendy thinks there so cool and they actually are about to cry

-W: Are you crying?

-S: No! I got something in my eye!

-the exceeds have there own meeting too, no humans allowed unless they bring either fish or kiwis (Lily x kiwi am I right?)

-Since the exceeds aren’t there during dragon slayer meetings they end up doing stupid shit

-Who knew Natsu had the whole hamilton sound track memorized, and could sing it perfectly

-Erik complained and called him a nerd

-Natsu begged Laxus for weeks to play it over his speaker

-Eventually Laxus relented and played Natsu’s favorite song, burn

-Gajeel tried to sing along but got punched in the face

-A fight started

-Singing is no longer allowed at dragon slayer meetings

-Sting claims Laxus as one of his own since they both have blonde hair

-Laxus tries to ignore him

-Laxus calls him Natsu 2.0

-Sting’s surprisingly okay with it

-Rouge and Erik bond over what idiots the others are

-they both like silence so I can see them getting along

-Wendy gets along with everyone, but she has a special friend ship with each of them

-Erik once drank ten gallons of pickle juice to prove a point

-Wendy fainted because she doesn’t like sour things

-Erik was yelled at

-Erik doesn’t like being yelled at, so he left

-Wendy woke up and was upset that she made Erik go away so the others had to bring him back

-Erik wasn’t smug at all

-But he told Wendy it was the idiot’s fault not hers

-Sting once asked Gajeel out on a date on a dare

-Gajeel laughed in his face and walked away

-Sting is still miffed about it

-Wendy likes to play with the other dragon slayers’ hair

-Gajeel’s is her favorite since it’s so long

-She once put his hair in pigtails

-Everyone else laughed at him

-So Wendy put all of their hair in pigtails except for Laxus who escaped with his lightning body

-He was later cornered and forced to let Wendy put his hair in pigtails

-There is no escape from the pigtails

-Natsu tried to make food for them once, he ended up giving them food poisoning

-Except for Wendy and Erik

-Erik laughed

-Wendy healed everyone

-Natsu has a forever ban from the kitchen

A/N: comment your own headcanons or requests them! Whether it be more dragonslayer headcanons, a ship, a brotp, anything!

Crime Sorciere Head Canons

Yeah dragon slayers and now crime sorciere! Erik is my spirit animal. He's my favorite shhh don't tell

-Jellal is the "mom"of sorciere -the others make fun of him for it, he'll make dinner or tell them to fold their collar over and they'll roll their eyes and say thanks mom -Jellal is the resident cook -Erik isn't allowed to make lunches because he leaves notes teasing them about highly personal information -Jellal's said "quit thinking about Erza's boobs" -Meredy and Sorano have girls nights and they come back giggly and looking like they'd survived a tornado and won't tell anyone what happened -Macbeth always falls asleep at the most random times/places and the guys draw lots on who wants to carry him because you don't want to have to wake him up unless absolutely necessary -Meredy got Erik headphones once as a gag gift and he actually likes them because it's better to listen to music then and I quote "Sorano's bitching" -Richard can't tame his hair, no matter how hard he tries, several brushes have been broken in the attempts -once meredy braided his hair an Richard loved it -the others were creeped out -he looked like rapunzel -pizza is a constant -they always fight on what to put on the pizza -One time Jellal was tired and let them order the pizza so then the pizza came with every topping known to man piled onto it -they couldn't decide so they chose all -they called it the infinity pizza -the infinity pizza holds a special place in their hearts since Jellal didn't let them order the pizza after that -Sawyer and Meredy like playing card games together -Erik is forbidden from go-fish because he "cheats" with his hearing -Erik: it's not cheating, I'm just using my advantages -Sorano: Advantages my ass! -Richard can see what cards people are holding with his eye magic so he's with Erik in the "advantages" club and isn't allowed to play card games either -Sawyer loves the card game speed and could beat everyone in the Oración Seis at it, but then Meredy came into the picture -she beat him -but it was pretty close -so he had to challenge her again and again until he won because he will not let his speed be questioned over a mother fucking card game -he eventually won but they're pretty sure Meredy let him -uno is downright forbidden -they get "competitive"

A/N: make sure to comment or drop an ask in the request box for other headcanons you want me to make! It can be a brotp, an otp, a group like these dorks, anything!

Inktober Day 3: Poison, because memories of better times can be poisonous too depending on how you take it

KINABRA!!! or Erikina who knows anymore. There isn’t enough Kinabra love in the fandom so I drew this to contribute to one of my favorite ships of ALL TIMES!!

Crime sorciere sit com headcanons

AU where crime sorciere is one big family. Thanks to every one who liked and/or rebloged my original crime sorciere headcanons and it got up to 100 notes so here's kind of part 2/random au thing

-Jellal is the stressed single dad

-Meredy is the mischievous child who will climb the fridge to get to the cookie jar

-They lost her in the mall because she went into the itsugar store when they weren't looking

-Unfortunately this isn't the first time this has happened

-Sorano is the older sister who sneaks "showy" outfits in her backpack to school and changes in the bathroom when she gets there

-She's gotten many office referrals

-she also has a new boyfriend every week and Jellal yells for her to "keep the door open young lady!"

-Sawyer is the kid that's bed is a car. Everything is a car. He has hot wheels covering the floor so never go into his room barefoot

-it's like legos but worse

-Macbeth is the emo preteen who's whole wardrobe is from hot topic and just wants to sleep

-Poor things' tired okay

-Erik is the oldest and thinks he's above his little siblings and can't wait to go to college so he can get away from his family

-his headphones are on 24/7

-He also has a pet snake, 1 because he likes snakes, and 2 because it keeps Sorano out of his room

-Jellal doesn't know what he was thinking when he let Erik get a snake in the first place

-Richard is the weird uncle who lives in the basement and is trying to get his start with his poetry

-Richard is a pushover so when the kids want something they always ask uncle Richard first

-"can we have ice cream for lunch"

-"if it is your hearts desire then yes, follow through with your passion"

-"thanks uncle Richard!"

-Papa Jellal has a thing for the next door neighbor Erza

-Meredy notices and invites her over for dinner and Jellal almost has a stroke

-Then there's the next door neighbor Kagura who's had it out for Jellal ever since Sawyer broke her window with a baseball and tries to keep Erza from Jellal

-Meredy decided this was an act of war and "accidentally" dropped her ice cream on Kagura's shoes

-Jellal apologized profoundly and gave her money to pay for the damage

-Meredy was grounded

-So she bothers Erik since she's bored

-Erik walks out the door and Jellal found him hours later in subway on his phone

-Sorano sneaks out the house to go to a party and Sawyer saw her leave and she had to bribe him with a promise to get him some more hot wheels to keep him quiet

-Macbeth got his eyebrow pierced without Jellal's knowledge

-Jellal saw and just sighed and said "just don't let it get infected I can't deal with anymore of this shit"

-Meredy: "That's a bad language word!"

-Sawyer "Yeah put a quarter in the swear jar!"

-They have a swear jar

-Erik is the most constant victim of the swear jar

-Once the jar's full the money goes to Meredy's Girl Scout troop

-Meredy is a very passionate salesgirl

-"C'mon you know you want the thin mints, don't lie to yourself lady!"

-Sawyer always wins the fun run at his school

-Jelall's just glad at least once of his children has a future

*I feel like this should be a thing

I can see this as like a reunion hug. Kinana is so happy he’s here and Erik is just trying to believe it (and trying to hold back tears) they are so precious to each other and in love. They are my OTP and they don’t get any screen time. I need more of these two! Btw I also used a draw your OTP thing for the outline because I can’t draw proportions. Message me if you want the link.

Kinabra Reunion Headcanons

Because my otp doesn't get enough love. This is what I want for a reunion. COME ON MASHIMA!!

-Since crime sorciere was pardoned by the princess Hisui they all go to fairy tail

-Pahh not because of Jellal's crush on Erza what are you taking about, shut up Meredy

-So Erik walks in to the guild along with the rest of crime sorciere grinning about how he'll tease Jellal later because he can hear the blue haired mage freaking out on the inside

-Then it's his turn to freak out

-He sees Kinana and freezes because he did not know she was a member of fairy tail oh shit oh shit oh shit

-(Okay maybe he does know but shh for story purposes) she didn't have a guild mark when they had their little reunion in the key of the starry heavens soo

-Sorano looks back at Erik and asks him if he's just gonna stand there all day and that's when Kinana notices him

-She's so shocked that she drops the glass she was cleaning and it shatters on the hardwood floor

-The whole guild stops at that sound, everyone looking in the sounds direction to see Kinana standing there wide eyed and starting at Erik

-The tension between the two is deafening and everyone is staring at them while they stare at each other

-Then Erik takes a hesitant step forward, not quite believing it

-Suddenly Kinana lets out a broken sound and then she's running to him and he's running to her

-They crash together and holding on to the other so tight because they're afraid that if they loosen they're grip the other will disappear again

-Kinana's face is buried in his shoudler and Erik is bringing her closer and just trying to tell himself that its real, that she's real and that they're together again

-They pull back just enough to study the details of the other's face

-Kianna has tears running down her cheeks and Erik's eye is watering full of love

-The moment is so serene and romantic

-The guild and the other crime sorciere members feel like they should look away but they can't take their eyes off of them

-Mirajane is about to faint because to her, christmas came early

-Finally someone (Sawyer) coughs awkwardly and they both jerk like they've been electrocuted

-Kinana's face turns bright red when she realizes everyone had been watching them

-and Erik wishes he still had his hood on because he wants to disappear into it and take Kinana with him

-Lucy is the first one to ask the question that everyone is wondering

-So... when did this happen?

-Uhh....

Crime Sorciere/Oracion Seis Headcanon

Everyone's talking about how a member of the oracion seis probably had a crush on Jellal. What are you talking about with your "a member" bull shit.

I'm pretty sure all of oracion seis has a bit of a crush on Jellal bc seriously, he's a hottie.

Sorano blushed like crazy when he once put a hand on her shoulder. Or when their fingers brush when he hands her something. Any physical contact sets off the face warming feature.

Erik cannot handle it when Jellal is even being remotely sweet to them because no. Don't be nice. Erik doesn't know how to handle niceness. Someone can put a knife to his throat and he's fine, but you say or think something nice about him and he's all flustered.

Richard is constantly expressing his love with baked treats and goodies. Jellal accepts them all with a slightly confused smile and a thank you.

Jellal is downright Macbeth's sempai. He calls him Jellal-sama.

And Sawyer is going full tsundre mode trying to deny staring at Jellal's heavenly body. "I wasn't staring, you were staring!"

"Yeah we were all staring Sawyer. Get with the program." -Erik probably

Meredy likes to tease the oracion seis about their predicament.

She's been traveling with Jellal for so long now any attraction faded into platonic older sibling/father figure feels.

The girl's immune.

The others are definitely not. It's unfair.

Whenever Jellal is shirtless (which isn't often, usually after a battle or a shower or smth) it's impossible for the others to focus. Because his abs. They're right there!

And Meredy is internally cackling as she watches them blush and struggle to form a complete sentence.

Erik is trying his hardest to find some black mail on Meredy so he can get his petty revenge for the teasing, but her thoughts all consist of Ultear and he's not that heartless.

But when Meredy finally gets a crush or feelings for someone, she's in for it.

Jellal of course is completely oblivious to all of this.

A/N: You cannot convince me that this was not a thing. Of course all their crushes/attraction faded with time but the first couple months were hilarious! Jellal is a major piece of hunk. But so is Erik. And Sorano's enough to make any girl a little gay. I'm not a liar just stating the facts. Thanks for reading!

Modern Crime Sorciere/Oracion Seis Headcanons

-Macbeth and Sorano take forever to get ready in the morning and they exchange make up tips (what brands to get, how to make your eyeliner sharper than a knife, etc)

-Jellal once hit a dog with his car and he cried for hours

-He is now convinced that he's going to hell

-Sawyer is a total rollercoaster adrenaline junkie

-he drags poor Erik on one with him

-Swayer's having the time of his life, whooping, and cheering

-and Erik is in the seat next to him and his face is turning green and he looks like he's about to throw up

-Erik swears his soul left his body on that crazy drop

-Sorano called bullshit and told him that the only thing that left his body was his lunch

-Meredy has the biggest sweet tooth on planet earth

-She drinks the most sugary carbonated drinks invented

-Her favorite soda had contained so much sugar that it was banned, but she gets it illegally from another country

-Jellal stares at her in horror every time he sees her drinking it

-Don't ever crinkle styrofoam in Erik's presence, he will murder you

-Macbeth has the biggest, baggiest, rattiest hoodie out there

-He wears it everywhere

-Everywhere

-Sorano has a feather boa that she thinks is stylish but it's not

-it's really not

-Sorano your a girl not a fucking peacock

-She tells Erik he's not much better with all those high collared jackets he wears because he's trying to look cool

-Meredy has multiple pairs of galaxy print leggings and cat ear headphones that she never leaves home without

-they're blasting nightcore songs 24/7

-Erik wants to die

-Richard runs a bakery and is always covered in flour

-it doesn't matter if he took 3 showers the flour is still there

-it's his second skin

-Jellal is a vegan and the others make fun of him for it

-Macbeth has a whole book shelf full of death note and tokyo ghoul manga

-Sawyer bought the most badass motorcycle ever and is still in debt 7 years later

-once Sorano hot wired his motercycle and went on a joy ride

-Sawyer never forgave her for it

-Erik has a huge snake tattoo that goes from his wrist to his shoulder

-He can't wear short sleeves anymore because he gets hit on none stop by thirsty girls (and guys)

-He's everyone's bad boy fantasy

A/N: thx for reading! I hope you love these crazies as much as I do! Don't hestitate to leave a request or a comment! If you want more headcanons go ahead and ask!

Original CS Trio Headcanons

A/N: Some crime sorciere headcanons about the original trio requested by @un----necessary thank you for all your support! Sorry it took so long! I took me a while to think up this stuff. And all this whole post is just how the girls bully jellal.

•When breaking Jellal out of prison Ultear hummed the mission impossible theme

•She will now deny this but it is the truth according to an amused Meredy and an unamused Jellal

•Their group was a little awkward at first but they eventually grow into a dysfunctional make shift family

•I just think of that quote from stitch: "This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good."

•I know I'm lame

•But can someone please make this edit

•Ultear once found Jellal and Meredy sobbing on a motel floor while watching some romantic drama

•Meredy was throwing popcorn at the screen and Jellal was clutching the blanket to his chest like a little kid

•Ultear was just like :/

•Jellal was actually the one who suggested the cloaks because his face tattoo is very recognizable and he gets embarrassed about it

•In a show of support Meredy and Ultear drew the tattoo on their faces with red marker

•Jellal was literally about to cry he was so moved

•Ultear and Jellal are both extremely protective of Meredy

•Especially with anything involving romance~

•God save her first boyfriend (or girlfriend who knows?

•Btw Jellal still gets bullied about his fiancé lie

•One time Ultear "accidentally" messed up a time spell and ended up turning Jellal into a kid

•he was the grumpiest little blueberry

•eventually the spell is reversed but the girls will never let him forget

•never

•the girls both have a strange taste in sweets

•Ultear loves bitter dark chocolate

•like really bitter

•Jellal once tried a piece and it was so bitter that he had to run and spit it out in a sink

•Meredy craves extremely sour candy

•sour patch kids are her favorite thing in the whole wide world

•Wendy once saw her eating them and almost fainted

•Wendy vs sour foods is an ongoing battle

•Meredy was the edgiest preteen ever

•she gives Laxus a run for his money

•And they're all awful drunks

A/N: thanks for reading and thanks once again to @un----necessary for the request! I got to write about Ultear! She is perfection okay? And hella gorgeous. Don't even try and tell me other wise.

I might even do a CS drunk headcanon if this gets enough notes. I also plan on making a headcanon masterlist soon. Remember that requests and comments are always welcome! Give me your love and affection. GIMME IT!!

Drunk Crime Sorciere Headcanons

•They're all awful drunks

•Ultear is extremely competitive when drunk

•She'll arm wrestle anyone and she wins every time

•and don't even get me started on the karaoke

•Meredy is a clingy drunk and she talks super loud

•She's clinging to Jellal's arm and talking insanely loudly about how a cloud she saw yesterday looked like a unicorn

•Jellal is a total lightweight

•One drink in and his words are slurred and he's tripping over everything

•An hour later he's puking in a pail

•Erik is the punny drunk

•He uses pick up lines on any organic matter within a 5 foot radius

•He flirted with a tree

•Sorano is angry at everything

•She could stub her toe and then she's yelling at the table leg

•She's gotten into several bar fights and has had to be carried away over one of the guy's shoulders while kicking and screaming profanity

•Sawyer is an emotional roller coaster

•One minute he's a giggle fest and the next he's sobbing about a spilled bowl of soup a few minutes later he's joining Sorano in a bar fight

•Also is the only one who thinks Erik's awful puns are funny

•Macbeth is passed out in a ditch somewhere

•And Richard is sobbing about how much he loves potatoes while hugging some poor sap

A/N: I made some more crime sorciere headcanons that no one asked for! Yay! I've made so many CS headcanons I should probably make a master list lol. Don't hesitate to leave an ask, a comment, or to message me! Please. I'm lonely

My Fairy Tail Headcanons Master List

The 1st of my crime sorciere headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/165881719648/crime-sorciere-head-canons

CS family sit com headcanon

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/169353768628/crime-sorciere-sit-com-headcanons

Modern CS headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/176338378203/modern-crime-sorciereoracion-seis-headcanons

Original CS trio headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/176695866373/original-cs-trio-headcanons

Drunk CS headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/176949870213/drunk-crime-sorciere-headcanons

FT sexuality headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/176129126118/some-fairy-tail-sexuality-headcanons

All of CS has a crush on Jellal headcanon

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/175445988783/crime-sorciereoracion-seis-headcanon

FT x-mas headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/168753064813/fairy-tail-x-mas-headcanons

Rajinshuu headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/166914737013/rajinshuu-headcanons

Dragon slayer headcanons

https://summerbummin.tumblr.com/post/165034848928/dragon-slayer-headcanons

A/N: I have so many headcanons (especially about CS) that I decided to make a master list. It will be updated along with any new headcanons I make. If you want some more fairy tail headcanons please message me, leave an ask, or comment. Feeback feeds my empty soul.

Celebrate Bisexuality Day

My sexual orientation is bi so this day is especially special too me! As a tribute I drew some of the fairy tail characters I headcanon as bi with a draw the squad meme.

Gray, Lucy, Loke, Cana, and Cobra/Erik! Lucy just wants to take a cute photo with her fellow bis, Cana is posing like the icon she is, Loke wants some spotlight too, Gray is so done, and Erik doesn't even know why he's here, he's not even in the fairy tail guild (your here bc I love you that's why)

HAPPY BI DAY EVERYONE!

Jerik- One Smooth Criminal

For day 6 of @ftlgbtales "when we take different paths" m/m week!

Prompt: Tired

Word count: 1.2 k

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Fairy Tail

Rating: T+

Dedicated to: @gaysquaredwrites the captain of the jerik ship

Relationships: Jellal x Cobra/Erik

Characters: Cobra/Erik, Jellal Fernandes, and mentioned Meredy

Series: Summer's Stories- When We Take Different Paths

Summary: Detective Jellal hasn't slept in 3 days and there is an annoying criminal in the precinct holding cell who just won't leave him alone

Preview:

Jellal stared at the computer screen with bleary eyes, repeatedly blinking as he fought to stay awake. He went through file after file, his head dropping lower with each click.

"Ay, blue." Someone whistled at him, like he was a dog that needed to come inside. "You still awake?"

Jellal turned his chair, so that he could put a face to the voice.

One look and he knew who it was. Cobra. A member of the Oracion Seis gang, known for his adept skill in poison and blackmail. Two things identified this man as the Oracion Seis' snake charmer.

First was the scar that sealed shut his left eye, to fine a cut to be anything but deliberate. Some rumors said the gang's leader, Brain had cut out his eye as a punishment, others said that Cobra cut it out himself. Jellal didn't know which one he believed. Both options were to horrid to even think about.

Second was the tattoo, the one that had given him his name. A long purple snake tattoo circled his right arm, from wrist to shoulder, traveling up the tanned skin. It was so well drawn it almost seemed real. The snake's slitted acid green eyes seemed to watch him, as it would uncoil and strike if he harmed its host.

"Wow." Cobra looked him up and down, twice. "You look like you need to catch up on a week’s worth of sleep."

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YALL THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING

Some more headcanons bc my icy spicy has gotten me hooked

- Sting and Lyon are vain af

- Their solution to everything is to hold some kind of performance for the people

- Kagura just wants to chop everyone up, you disagree with her you lose a hand

- Erza's always go for apology cake but she eats half of it before it can even be sent to the person they're apologizing to so it's a bit counter productive

- And Bacchus is passed out under the table

- Jellal and Hibiki are the only ones who pose actual solutions but usually jellal isn't taken as seriously bc "OH ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY THE MAGIC COUNIL? AGAIN??"

- Hibiki just puts his head in his hands and sighs

- "who destroyed this (insert important building)? Was it Natsu again?"

- Erza, with a totally impassive face: I'll make sure to get him under control (she was the one who destroyed it lmao)

- The first few months any time Jellal voiced his opinion on anything Kagura would take out her sword and starts "polishing" it

- She's still a bit passive aggressive and watching him squirm is amusing to her SQUIRM BITCH SQUIRM

- If anyone disagrees with Sting he just sticks his tongue out at them, he is a literal child

- And no one can read Erza's handwriting

- But don't mention it

- just don't (Lyon still has the scars)

- The girls scare the shit out of the guys. Kagura and Erza made sure of it lol. If you are sexist at the meeting you will get your ass handed to you by two very pissed off females with katanas

- Jellal being a mass murderer is now a meme

- "Lamia scale did this blah blah blah", "Well at least the people in my guild didn't try to commit genocide, JELLAL"

- Bacchus has asked each and everyone of them out when he was drunk

- He got R E J E C T E D

- Kagura threatened to casturate him

- but Sting kind of said yes, "Like I would let you blow me, but actually dating you... no."

- Bacchus, raising his bottle: "fair enough."

- Sting says "like" a lot

- It's a problem

- Also there's sorcerer weekly who is loving these new guildmasters

- Sting and Lyon and Hibiki are attention whores

- "What do you mean Gray beat me in top 10 wizards you want to be your boyfriend? UNACCEPTABLE!"

- All of them are kinky as fuck

- Sting could be talking about his sex life with Rogue and Hibiki will fucking give him advice in the middle of the meeting

- You'd expect everyone to be appalled but the rest just nod along, maybe even saying, "nice", or "good idea, I need to try that"

- One time a council man sat in on their meeting and they forgot he was there and they get into a debate on whether anal or oral sex is better (anal wins)

- They're all so dramatic and I love them

THANK YOU FOR STARTING THIS MOLLIE!! (I'm never gonna give up on it lol) I hope you like my additions!

*cracks knuckles* right kids here we go

so I always headcanon the next gen guild masters as Erza, Sting, Jellal, Hibiki, Lyon, Kagura, and Bacchus. I’ll do a quick explanation as to why now:

Sting and Erza are pretty much canon and since we never see the master of Mermaid Heel I’ve just assumed that post GMG Kagura takes over (because masters can’t participate)

I thought about Lamia Scale for the longest, because I couldn’t quite decide on it. Jura is quite obvious but doesn’t spend much time at the guild because of his role at the council, and Chelia, to me, becomes more of a Mirajane figure. So like everyone respects her and she’s still a major part of the guild, but I thought the responsibility showed Lyon’s development well, as he’s gone from a criminal to the master of one of the most influential guilds in Fiore

Bacchus seemed like a natural assumption to me, like Kagura, as we don’t see their master Goldmine that much, and we know that he’s the same age as Makarov so presumably they retire at roughly the same time. Oba is also elderly, so this goes for her too

When Bob resigns I reckon Ichiya takes over, but delegates roles to the Trimen, in particular Hibiki, who starts to do more and more. Jenny and the other start to joke that maybe he’s the master after all and one day him and Ichiya have that talk. Ichiya took over out of a sense of responsibility, but the role suits Hibiki’s magic, allows him to stay around the guild, and he’s already a trusted guild member. He takes over soon after as the official guild master, and honestly Bob is delighted

Even though in canon Crime Sorciere kind of disbanded (like Sorano joins Sabertooth I think?), I think Jellal keeps travelling and adopts people who have lost their path, or want to be better. Crime Sorciere is seen as an official guild and as the master he, too, is expected to go to meetings. 

So that’s where I stand on guild masters, here are some tasty headcanons I have for these chaotic losers:

Erza and Sting are the absolute worst for proposing the most bizarre and outlandish reactions to things, and they’re so charismatic that Kagura and Lyon buy into it most of the time. Jellal and Hibiki try and talk logic into them but Bacchus just finds the whole thing hilarious

It’s kinda awkward at first between Kagura and Jellal, but after they both open up a little (with Erza’s encouragement), they’re able to share fond memories about Simon. They’re not friends, but it’s a starting point for them all

Bacchus is late for literally everything. He is just not on time. Ever. And when he does turn up he’s drunk… Erza and Kagura get pretty mad about this, and when he tries to hit on them they hit on him back. Like they kick his ass into the next meeting. Bless

At first Hibiki felt that he did not belong, because he’s the least powerful out of all of the masters, but his magic type is so unique that he turned out to be one of the most valued members. Erza and Kagura also taught him respect for women (or rather beat it into him), and he took that back to his guild which improved the whole atmosphere

Sting and Lyon make the worst jokes about Jellal, like when he gets annoyed at them they’ll just sit there and be like “What are you gonna do? Destroy the council? Oh, wait…” And he just gets more and more frustrated with their bullshit

Meetings take way longer than they should because of this. They all know each other pretty well and the banter is surreal. You’d think they all hated each other but they become even better friends, thus strengthening the guild relationships of Fiore as a whole

Sting quits at least once every meeting. Bacchus will say something dumb and he’ll just be like “That’s it. I quit. Minerva, take the wheel.” “Sting… Minerva hasn’t been here for weeks.” 

Actually Sting is a little shit, and whenever he’s asked to do anything he’s like “I can’t I’m gay.” and everyone just… sighs

Bacchus really is just there to laugh at everyone, and his solution to everything is just to get drunk. Some meetings are so bad that starts to seem like a very viable option

Despite how stoic she appears, Kagura is actually quite shy to start with, and Erza had to help her along with getting to know the others. Obviously Sting and Lyon were making jokes about how serious she can be so when she started biting back it was like a monumental event for everyone

Fairy Tail gets blamed for everything. Every. Fucking. Thing. There can be literal evidence of someone doing it and they will still be like “Dammit Fairy Tail!” “Keep Natsu in check!” “Strongest guild in Fiore can’t do shit properly.” “Lamia Scale would never.” Erza used to fight it but she got proven wrong so many times that now she just takes it. It probably was Natsu’s fault after all

Whenever Jellal gets all antsy about the law, Lyon and Baccus are always like “What happened? You used to be fun.” “He used to kill people!” “Yeah well at least he looked happy doing it!” 

If Bacchus actually stays awake throughout the entire meeting, he turns into an old man. “Back in my day…” Is such a him thing, because he feels like a grandfather compared to all of these young masters. His experience is appreciated though, even if his drinking isn’t

Hibiki is the worst person to argue with, because he has dirt on everyone, and is not at all afraid to use it. He will leak the most embarrassing things that you have ever done to Fiore, and he will do it whilst looking hot as hell

“No I have to say that I agree with Erza.” “Oh, I bet you do, Jellal.” 

Same ^^ can be used for Kagura. Everyone being in love with Erza is kind of a meme at this point

They’re all just tired and doing their best, but it’s hard when you’re the glorified babysitter of adult sized toddlers who can’t function without hurting themselves and/or others