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Drunk Crime Sorciere Headcanons

•They're all awful drunks

•Ultear is extremely competitive when drunk

•She'll arm wrestle anyone and she wins every time

•and don't even get me started on the karaoke

•Meredy is a clingy drunk and she talks super loud

•She's clinging to Jellal's arm and talking insanely loudly about how a cloud she saw yesterday looked like a unicorn

•Jellal is a total lightweight

•One drink in and his words are slurred and he's tripping over everything

•An hour later he's puking in a pail

•Erik is the punny drunk

•He uses pick up lines on any organic matter within a 5 foot radius

•He flirted with a tree

•Sorano is angry at everything

•She could stub her toe and then she's yelling at the table leg

•She's gotten into several bar fights and has had to be carried away over one of the guy's shoulders while kicking and screaming profanity

•Sawyer is an emotional roller coaster

•One minute he's a giggle fest and the next he's sobbing about a spilled bowl of soup a few minutes later he's joining Sorano in a bar fight

•Also is the only one who thinks Erik's awful puns are funny

•Macbeth is passed out in a ditch somewhere

•And Richard is sobbing about how much he loves potatoes while hugging some poor sap

A/N: I made some more crime sorciere headcanons that no one asked for! Yay! I've made so many CS headcanons I should probably make a master list lol. Don't hesitate to leave an ask, a comment, or to message me! Please. I'm lonely