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A little teaser for a WIP for an AU :)

Sirius: And now! I must leave! My darling Moonbeam needs me!

Regulus: Whore.

Regulus: Oh my god, who said that?

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME

Barty and Evan waiting YEARS to have a threesome with Reggie then JAMES FUCKING POTTER

Marauders Fandom vs. J K Rowling

I love how as a fandom we have become everything Jk Rowling hates like we took the parts of the book that she doesn’t even talk about and turned it into queer heaven, like we get these characters for a single sentence and we made them well rounded characters

Regulus would be a cool uncle (or godfather) for Luna

like imagine him being a uncle he would sit with her and do her homework with her and also teacher her how to deal with bullies, not to mention the fun trips to Barty and Evan’s house, Luna would have so many fun stories to tell her mom and dad when she got back home

You know Barty Crouch Jr. and Evan Rosier would have annoyed the living shit out of Regulus

like they would sit together and be obnoxiously in love until Regulus got up and left, they would also pester Regulus about a crush on James for a full year until they started dating and when they found out about Dorcas and Marlene they acted like children singing the k-i-s-s-i-n-g song that would always annoy Dorcas to wits end.

My drawing of young Barty Crouch Jr.

RIP Pandora Lovegood you would have loved Frog hats

Rosekiller gives me Morticia and Gomez Adam’s vibes

Marauders as Melanie Martinez songs

Reugulus and Sirius- Dollhouse

Barty Crouch Jr.- Sippy Cup

Evan Rosier- Drama club

Remus Lupin- Tag your it

James Potter- Show and Tell

Lily Evans- Alphabet boy

Dorcas Medows- Cake

Marlene McKinnon- Nymphology

Pandora Lovegood- Venus

Severus Snape- Crybaby, Pitty Party

Peter Pettigrew- Teddy bear, soap

Mary MacDonald- Teachers pet

Narsscia Black- Milk and Cookies

Belatrix Black- Mad Hatter

Andromeda Black- Nurses Office

I’ll post my reasonings later please tell me if there’s any other characters you want to see

Marauders Scream Au

Killers: Peter and Belatrix

They are all friends but one day when Edgar Bones is walking home from a party and gets killed. A few days later Marlene McKinnon gets killed while in the garage getting drinks and Peter kills her. Next Pabian Prewit gets killed. Remus Lupin suspects the killer is someone in their friend group because the killer only has killed their friends. Belatrix then kills Frank and Alice Longbottom. A week passes and Dorcas gets attacked but she fights back and almost kills Peter but Brlatrix joins the fray and kills her. Since Peter got hurt Peter made it look like he died and the police suspect it was Sirius and they arrest him. A week later they are gather at the Black family house because the supposed killer was caught and then James and Lily who were in the kitchen get attacked but they live and alert the others to the fact there’s a killer. Belatrix reveals herself to Remus and Regulus who were planning on finding a way to free Sirius. They fight Belatrix and Regulus steals Belatrix gun and while Remus distracts Belatrix Regulus shoots the chandelier and it falls on Belatrix crushing her. They think all is well until Peter comes out of hiding and tried to kill Evan but misses and shoots his shoulder. Barty tries at escape with Peter into safety but Peter follows. Pandora distracts Peter by throwing glass bottles at him. Barty escapes with Evan and calls the police and a ambulance. Remus and Mary help Pandora fight Peter and Lily cuts off Peter’s knife hand and kills him with the knife. The cops conclude that Peter and Belateix were in fact the killers.

I agree where’s a golden retriever boy for me to snog.

No I don’t need therapy I need to make out with a James kinnie

HELP HELP HELP LMFAOOOO OML.

*queue all the young dudes playing*

are you mskingbean89 (please say yes)

I don't know what that is.

Fr like if ur gonna pull a slow burn mcd at least TAG IT

The worst Wolfstar fanfic I’ve ever read ?

Oh definitely Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

regulus has freckles, james has dimples !!! I WILL DIE ON THIS HC