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Case closed count: episode 428

Genius and insanity are closely related, was it?

Well, I think that’s a good thing actually because if Kaitou KID wasn’t at least a slight bit insane, I doubt Film 23 would have worked out. Like, at all.

Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love Kaito and Shinichi but if they weren’t a little bit lunatic, if they weren’t a tad feral, I doubt they would work together so well.

It’s not just their genius but also their willingness to be a bit unhinged in just the right moments.

They never actually lose their self-control, so I think describing them as daredevil and slightly lunatic is warranted.

The (literal) stunts both Conan and Kaitou KID pull off need at least a gross disregard for their own safety – Kaito is skilled, absolutely, the things he planned out are not what I’m referring to.

I love their easy confidence, their awareness that they can handle themselves – it’s not arrogance if it’s founded on the skill to back it up.

But when push comes to shove, when it’s getting dicey, when they are in a tight spot not even they could predict… that’s when their true genius shows in both of them! Together with that smidge of lunacy.

(A’ight, I’ll stop simping and return to writing self-ship about them now)

how come there wasn't a him version of this meme?? anyway, so i did.

Happy (fake) death day boi

That One AU Where Shinichi Is A Fanfiction Author

-         Shinichi starts to write Sherlock Holmes fanfiction from an early age (13/14 years old).

-         His user name on his fanfiction account and other sites for similar reasons is ‘onetruth4869’ wow you’re so creative I.W.P-chan.

-         One ‘magickaito’ (actually Kaito because you couldn’t guess I’m sure /slapped) is a faithful follower and reviewer who keeps Shinichi on his toes and is the main reason Shinichi ever writes Sherlock Holmes crossovers (mainly with Arsene Lupin).

-         One ‘shipalltheboys’ (actually Sonoko) is usually the third party in any discussion Shinichi and Kaito have. She always insists that Holmes and Lupin have a thing for each other and should get together. She also insists that ‘onetruth’ and 'magickaito’ should get together too.

-         Shinichi and Kaito typically team up to vehemently deny being a couple and argue against every point that 'shipalltheboys’ presents.

-         None of the three is aware of who the others in the discussion are in real life.

-         Sometimes, one 'whitehorse4869’ (actually Hakuba how surprising was THAT anyway?) shows up. He is a big fan of 'onetruth’.

-         Once, 'shipalltheboys’ challenged 'onetruth’ to write HolmesLupin. 'onetruth’ replied with a one-shot featuring T-rated HolmesLupin slash (also the first Lupin POV that he ever wrote) a week later. Hakuba reluctantly admitted that he could see how a thief and a detective could enter a romantic relationship despite them being, y'know, a thief and a detective. Kaito had to stop and take a breather half-way through the fic and admitted that it hit him in a place inside him that he didn’t know existed before. (Be patient with him, it’s his first time dealing with Feels). Sonoko grudgingly admitted that 'onetruth’ can write a good romance.

-         After KID makes his reappearance, Sonoko changes her user name from 'shipalltheboys’ to 'KID-samais#1’. Her constant ramblings about him are the real reason Hakuba came from England to Japan to catch KID in hopes it would shut her up. Shinichi is somehow never present for those ramblings. Kaito is usually fangirling over old heists from his father’s days rather than his own.

-         Shinichi remains ignorant until his Conan days and he meets KID face to face. Then he manages to never miss a rant from Sonoko.

-         Sonoko challenges 'onetruth’ to write a decent fanfiction about KID. Shinichi writes a long, multi-chaptered one that is built on Conan’s observations of KID accompanied by 'stop challenging me it’s starting to get ridiculous and no I won’t insert you as KID’s love interest’ aimed towards 'KID-samais#1’ either clearly stated or written in code inside the fic itself. Kaito is suspiciously silent save for 'stop writing thief POV YOU’RE KILLING ME INSIDE AND MAKING ME DRWON IN FEELINGS I NEVER KNEW I HAD BEFORE!! *cries*’. Hakuba would never admit that that fic is the main reason he called Kaito to tell him about Chat Noir and why he changed his attitude towards challenging KID. Sonoko is impressed.

-         'onetruth4869’ is very good at writing thieves and their POVs and Kaito thinks it’s unfair. As long as he doesn’t think about it too much and no one reads it out loud to him, he won’t spontaneously start crying.

is this really worth the favor that toichi and yukiko owe you, sharon?

"kaito is a minecraft ocelot in 2014" YES my favorite genre of fanfic is ppl pspspspsing Kaito into friendship. he really is kinda like a wary cat isn't he, u have to stay very still and lure him in w chocolate ice cream (PSA: don't give chocolate to cats and don't give fish to kaitos)

oh REAL. oh real.

he’s not sure whether to be upset that they thought that would work, or upset that it’s kinda working

Surprise! Starting off the year by revisiting the crybaby Conan saga ✌️ Haibara is just kinda making fun of him but the joke doesn’t really land

Case closed count: nothing new rn

Honestly it feels like the reaction of the fandom is less "omg I got to delete my fics how horrible anyone wrote that" and more "FUCK YOU I refuse to accept that as canon everything we wrote will stay online also where is the kaishin fic I started writing 5 years ago" just out of sheer spite and im here for it

i’ll probably get back to one piece posting after i finish dc, but in the meantime

“shinichi” and conan posed up (plus saguru feeling up kid mid-deduction)