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Considering the fact jaybin was a lit nerd who loved going to school, and the fact he never got to finish highschool for cause of death, I present: Jason was rumoured to be the hope for the wayne braincell... Until he met his untimely death. Now years later, there is a new braincell amongst the waynes, and Jason Todd's miraculous revival has been revealed- except he is. Uh. Waynified, for lack of a better term. Was this really the kid the English teacher they interviewed claimed argued in class about Catherine and Heathcliff's relationship? Just this week at a gala, somebody dared ask him who his favourite Brontë sister was, and he replied "isn't that like a place in New York?" It's almost as if the circumstances of his death had robbed him of his intellect...
But if unnatural airheadedness is the price to pay for resurrection, what does this mean for Brucie Wayne? What really happened that night, all those years ago, in that alley in Park Row? Did poor little Richie Grayson-Wayne survive the fall that condemned his parents? What shadows lie upon the adoptions of Tim Drake-Wayne and Cassandra Wayne, and the fostering of Duke Thomas? Is the Wayne family cursed? And most importantly, does this foretell Damian's Wayne tragic impending doom...
New headcanon that the whole family carries on their own versions of the Brucie Wayne persona in order to keep up appearances, giving the whole family a reputation of a bunch of beautiful idiots. Everyone EXCEPT Damian. He understands the necessary evil of it, but he can't. He can't do it y'all it's beneath him.
So this child, who is known among the other children at his school to talk like he swallowed a dictionary and get into screaming matches with his history teachers, gets the title of The Wayne Family's Single Brain Cell. This is furthered by the fact that every time he's seen in public he has an exhausted expression on his face like
He becomes a localized meme. The Baby Wayne, fighting for his life every day against his family of well meaning morons.