Disaster Couple - Tumblr Posts
Winter: *bops Qibli on the head* Boop! That’s me hitting your snooze button. Don’t talk for another ten minutes.
Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Winter: Death penalty
Qibli, from the gallery: Winter, it’s literally just a parking ticket.
Winter, whispering into the mic: please kill me
Winter: *tearing apart the cave looking for something*
Qibli: What are you looking for?
Winter: My happiness.
Qibli: What happened there, Winter? Hit another bridge while flying?
Winter: ...
Winter: That happened one time, Qibli.
Winter: So apparently, I'm in love with Qibli.
Winter: I'm very upset that nobody told me.
Qibli: I might've mentioned one or twice-
Winter: Absolutely nobody. Shocked and upset
Moon: you're losing too much blood, you might have to get a transfusion. What's your type?
Qibli: white mirror scales, blue eyes, haughty and disdainful, IceWing prince...
Moon: your blood type.
Qibli: oh.
Qibli: idk it looks kind of red?
Winter: show of hands, who here actually thought I was dating Qibli?
Winter:
Winter: put your hand down, Qibli
Winter: one time I had a crush on a boy and I didn't know how to deal with it, so I just sent him a letter that said, "get out of my school."
Qibli: I still have that letter.
Winter and Qibli: *T-posing at each other*
Moon: what are they doing?
Kinkajou: flirting.
Qibli: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. It's just that no one's hungry.
Winter: *under his breath* I'm starving.
Moon: How are things with Winter?
Qibli: I forgot the word for penguin on our first date. I called it a "waddly cold bird" so... That's not great.
Qibli, educating Moon about social ettiquette: so Moon, when you see a mistletoe... ;)))
Winter: *runs up to Qibli, kisses him, and runs away screaming*
Winter: Qibli and I are dating
Moon, Turtle, Kinkajou, Peril, Qibli: *gasp*
Winter: Qibli why are you surprised
