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4 years ago

Moon: love walking in the rain. hate the concept of wet clothes. I'm tired of life and it's obscure sufferings

Qibli: pro tip for rain walking - swimsuit

Kinkajou: walk in the rain naked!! easy solution

Winter: umbrella


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4 years ago

Turtle: gym class is literally child abuse

Kinkajou: you can't tell me with a straight face that you hate dodgeball

Winter: it is actually very easy to hate dodgeball when someone throws a ball straight at your face and gives you a bloody nose

Qibli: have you considered dodging


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4 years ago

Kinkajou: *takes out knife*

Turtle: oh no

Kinkajou: *uses it to open a cardboard box*

Turtle: oh okay

Kinkajou: *pulls a gun out of the box*

Turtle: oh no


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4 years ago

at first, i was like, "mmm, deathtide..." as a JOKE.... but bro...... i don't think it's a joke anymore 😥😥


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4 years ago

Willow: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake

Sundew, stirring her coffee: fuck you, I prefer it with salt.


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4 years ago

Winter: the stars look beautiful tonight

Qibli: you know what else looks beautiful?

Winter: what?

Kinkajou, squeezing between them: me


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4 years ago

Tsunami: lately Clay has gotten into ‘dad jokes’, but what’s worse is that Peril actually likes them.

Clay: I had a nice vacuum cleaner but I had to sell it.

Clay: it was just gathering dust!

Peril, laughing hysterically: that’s what it does!

Tsunami: every time I think my hell can’t get worse, life finds a way.


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3 years ago

Kinkajou, bolting upright at 2am: why are they called birthdays and not birth anniversaries

Moon, beside her:

Moon: Kinkajou, love, light of my life, sweetheart, what the fuck


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3 years ago

Moon, after receiving a vision: I... I just saw... a trillion different realities... folding onto each other like thin sheets of metal... forming a single blade.

Darkstalker: yeah, yeah, the time knife, we've all seen it.


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3 years ago

wof characters as quotes from me/my friends

glory: "all ears are gay"

peril: "are squirrels canines?"

snowfall: "piss is better than cheese"

tsunami: "it smells like incorrect math equations and fatherless children in here"

cricket: "wait do people actually have ass hair???"

turtle: "dr doofinshmirtz is a very much trans dilf"

swordtail: "i unravel my penis like a fire hose"

kinkajou: "my love language is getting my ass slapped"

qibli: "i am experiencing the feminine urge to be vulgar"

sundew: "i think i'm a fucking wizard harry"

winter: "a good 4-month long coma ought to put some spring in my step"


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