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Catalina: *exists*

Kelsee: I’m the biggest hater. I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress. I hate the way that you sneak diss, if I catch a flight it’s gon be direct

I was up until 5am cooking last night

NEWW FIC UPDATEEE

harry potter core frfr

anyways got distracted midway writing this from the drake and kendrick beef THAT GOES CRAZYYY CAN NOT FUNCTION FR

I listened to the a cappella version yesterday in the night. That shit sounded creepy, like a spell. Or a coke rant.

it was terrifying actually. "we all play the reindeer games.." like get tf out my ear with that krampus. imagine its a dark december day and you're walking home from the christmas market after your car broke down. as you're walking down the snowy streets you hear the jingle of christmas bells and the clacking of animal feet. you look up and down but dont see anything. you start walking again with caution. as you approach your neighborhood you hear, "we'll all join in. we'll all play the reindeer games" behind you. IS THAT NOT SCARY AF?

What’s crazy is that Nicki tried to say that the Kardashians (specifically Kylie) don’t fw Megan, but if Kylie’s momma posted HISS… the literal matriarch and spokesperson for that family… and the closest to Kylie…

Like y’all can’t tell me that Kris ain’t clued into the tea, she a literal business woman, she knows EVERYTHING

wait why they dont like meg? 👀 i didnt know but im not surpised. bums usually tend to do that. like adin ross he dont like megan and hes definitely a bum (i hate him) but i didn't know kylie dont like her... kylie needs to focus on her lines and kids and new man before disliking someone

https://www.tumblr.com/cremegrll/740964092363325440/whats-crazy-is-that-nicki-tried-to-say-that-the?source=share

nooooo, Kylie and Meg are friends. Megan actually got shot after one of Kylie’s parties. Nicki is trying to spread rumours that Kylie don’t fw Megan, that she was kicked out of Kylie’s party for being drunk (she said that in Bigfoot). But then today, Kris posted HISS on her story, and because Kris is the spokesperson of that family, people are saying that Nicki is lying about the Kardashians not liking Meg (they do). And Nicki and the Kardashians got their own separate beef.

oh okay girl thank you cause i was confused af.. also when is nicki not lying on this poor woman after she lied abt her trying to make her drink while pregnant..

sorry u had to catch strays from me kylie i didnt mean it 💋

https://www.tumblr.com/cremegrll/740972542045667328/its-not-witchcraft-its-cocaine-lmfao-im-a-real?source=share

since this anon is a witch, they should know that “black magic” is a racist term which most people use to refer to what they deem “scary” such as hoodoo/traditional African/Carribean/Native/Non European (basically) witchcraft and spirituality. The term this anon should have used is baneful magic, which is curses, hexes, and the like. Wiccans, Neo pagans, and occultists are the ones who believe in the rule of three/threefold law, It states that whatever energy a person puts out into the world, be it positive or negative, will be returned to that person three times.

The birth of the religion that came to be known as Wicca is attributed to an English civil servant, author and occultist named Gerald Gardner. Born in 1884. The term was coined to label European tribal folks who did not subscribe to Judaism or Christianity. 

Neopaganism is a revival of ancient pre-Christian spiritual traditions that identifies its roots from northern and western Europe.

The term occultism emerged in 19th-century France, amongst figures such as Antoine Court de Gébelin. It came to be associated with various French esotericgroups connected to Éliphas Lévi and Papus, and in 1875 was introduced into the English language by the esotericist Helena Blavatsky. So… European.

Neither Megan or Nicki are European, and most ethnic non European forms of Caribbean, Creole, and African do not involve the Rule of Three/Threefold Law.

And newsflash, you can be on crack, manic, AND practice witchcraft.

OKAY EDUCATING!!! YES PARAGRAPH YOU BETTER WAKE IT UP

Some Fool : Insults Eminem's daughters.

Eminem :

First post of 2023 so I decided to star off strong

(ngl I think this is like my second fav drawing ever)

Amidst listening to Packgod’s ISHOWSPEED - DISSTRACK I got the idea to draw this… So I did and even tho I was sick as shit it still turned out might I say fucking dope lmao

Here’s to a good new year my friends 🥂

Six-Eared Macaque Disstrack

He was honestly one of my favorite villains, but he’s absolutely my least favorite anti-hero 🥰 so enjoy this diss track! :D

Bro 

You literally a demon 

You know you always be scheming 

You can actually fly 

And boy, do you know how to lie 

Like bruh, when everything gets dark

You know this guy got control 

He got a whole ass shadow monster 

Along with disposable clones

Bro, even if you couldn’t fly 

You can still turn into a hawk, I seen you

My guy 

You op as frick 

SO WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS THROWING? 

Pls explain with all of these powers you slid off into a FREAKING pitch-dark hole 

When literally everyone else on board 

Could catch a ledge and keep their hold 

DUDE 

HALF OF THESE BITCHES WERE BEAT UP 

HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY SCREW UP 

THEY AIN’T EVEN HAVE THE STAFF 

THEY WERE BEAT UP AND DOWN ON THEIR ASS  

YOU SHOULDA BEEN ABLE TO DO THEM DIRTY AND FAST 

THE BONE LADY PRACTICALLY HAD THEM GIFT WRAPPED 

SO DUDE 

HOW DID NE ZHA 

DO YOUR JOB BETTER THAN YOU 

LIKE BRO 

WHY DOES THE FANDOM RICHARD RIDE YOU LIKE YOU JESUS ABOUT TO DELIVER A MIRACLE 

NAH, YOU MORE LIKE JUDAS 

WHY EVERYONE PUT THEIR FAITH IN THIS BITCH 

YUH

THAT’S WHY ONLY FOUR PEOPLE CAME TO YOUR WACK ASS PLAY 

‘CAUSE YOU’RE BASICALLY JUST A TRASHCAN, WITH LEGS 

AND NONE OF THEM ACTUALLY WANTED TO BE THERE ANYWAY

YEAH BRO  

UR WACK 

MY GUY IS COMPLETELY INCAPABLE 

OF COMPLETING THE SIMPLEST TASKS 

ALWAYS BE DOING THE OPPOSITE 

LIKE FOR ONCE JUST DO WHAT YOU’RE ASKED 

IF YOU DID THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE, THE BONE LADY WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD 

BRO LITERALLY THE ENTIRE SHOW 

HAPPENED CUZ YOU AND SUN WUKONG ARE ✨ ASS ✨

Y’ALL NEEDA HOP OFF HIS DICK 

BRO AIN’T A SNACK 

HE A WHOLE ASS BRUSSELS SPROUT 

Y’ALL STOP FEELING BAD 

HONESTLY LBD SHOULDA DONE THIS NIGGA WORSE 

LIKE MAN 

LOST THE FRICKEN RING 

TO FRICKEN TANG 

HOW? HOW DID YOU SCREW THAT UP? 

BRO YOU HAD LITERALLY ONE JOB 

LBD, FIRE HIM 

LIKE WHY DO YOU KEEP HIM AROUND? 

WHAT IS HE FOR 

ALL HE DOES IS BETRAY Y’ALL 

AND WHEN HE AIN’T 

HE’S LITERALLY USELESS 

IT AIN’T NO SURPRISE 

THAT EVERYONE TREATS HIM LIKE SHIT 

Y’ALL NEED TO STOP STANIN 

YOU KNOW THIS SHADOW-LOOKING PRINCESS LUNA KNOCK OFF DESERVE WHAT HE GET 🙄✋🏽