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And God said, "Let there be light," and the boy was lit aflame, and God ripped a fat, boy flavored nicotine cloud, and behold, that shit was good. Amen
There once was a young Christian boy who ate cigarettes. Every day he would eat more and more, but he would not die because he prayed while he ate the cigarettes. He ate so many cigarettes that he grew to tremendous size. When the boy finally died, the priests wrapped him in a great silken funeral cloth. It was then that the heavens opened, and from the clouds descended the hand of God, who plucked the tremendous cigarette boy from his casket. It was then that God lit a flame and smoked him.
When your husband is also your top surgeon
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Chapter One: The Tragedy of Tom Riddle
June, 1943
The cry of the jackal was high and mournful as it regarded the lone boy standing in the courtyard. Smoke trailed from the fingers of his left hand.
Tom lifted the lit cigarette to his mouth, closed his eyes, and winced. The sound was penetrating. He exhaled bitter smoke, looking around surreptitiously. The last thing he needed was Mulciber or Avery, or worse yet, a professor, coming around the corner.
He did not relish the thought of having to explain a nicotine addiction at this present moment (or any moment at all), because that would require explaining the Blitz, too, and Merlin knows these morons were oblivious to the world war that was currently going on. Pureblood society wouldn’t stoop to concerning itself with Muggle politics even if the bombs were exploding over the heads of the entire Sacred Twenty-Eight.
On second thought, he’d quite like to see a bomb exploding over the idiots’ heads.
At any rate, he had to be careful. Especially considering what he was intending to do later today. He already had an inordinate amount of detentions with Dumbledore — Professor of Transfiguration and the only person Tom considered a serious threat to his plans — as it were, and unfortunately only a finite amount of patience.
Undoubtedly, this week’s session would involve advice on how to make friends, and questions as to why he liked to spend so much time alone.
He had to tutor that ditzy Gryffindor girl again today after he finished that extra assignment for Slughorn, and then he had patrol duty tonight with that irritating Ravenclaw git he’d been paired with — oh, fuck it all.
That and the essay for Merrythought — how could he have forgotten? He had an eighty-inch final paper due in Defense Against the Dark Arts on Friday, and he hadn’t even started it yet.
Even assuming he got through this behemoth of a week and everything went smoothly with the Horcrux, there were still his O.W.L. exams to worry about...
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"My girl Liddy used to always smoke, cigarettes when she couldn't sleep"
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So yeah first post, lol.
i’m not gonna sit here and lie and say smoking doesn’t look cool, it does. everything abt it is so cinematic…except the cancer.
iamme-whatcanisay replied to your post “When one of your embarrassing old doodles starts getting notes”
Your comics are amazing!! I look forward to them every time you post that one is coming up! <3 <3 <3
Thank you! That means a lot (though the embarrassing old doodles are still embarrassing) <3
I have no choice but to reblog. The artist ordered me to.
Funny smoke man gives me free serotonin
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