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Maid For You (m)
The frilly skirt you wore rode up the back of your thighs as you stretched to reach a difficult spot beneath Jeongguk’s bed.
Your final perusal of his room after your thorough vacuuming and dusting had left you satisfied and you’d just started to make his bed, narrowly restraining yourself from face planting on the thousand threadcount Egyptian cotton sheets, when a gleam from the back of the headboard had caught your eye.
Now you grunted in exertion, extending your arm as far as it would go while channelling Elastigirl from The Incredibles. Your fingertips barely kissed the cool surface of the mysterious shiny thing residing beneath the maknae’s bed.
Being Bangtan’s dorm maid, this certainly wasn’t the first time you were contorting into weird positions to keep their humble abode spic-n-span. You had lost count how many times you had found rotting cheetos behind Namjoon’s work desk or condom wrappers shoved into weird places in Yoongi and Jin’s room. After finding guitar picks inside the toothbrush mug in Taehyung and Namjoon’s bathroom you’d stopped asking questions.
Not that anybody was there to answer for themselves anyway. The boys had never seen you in person, what with you working your magic only on weekdays and only when they were out and about. You had received specific instructions from the company to endeavour to avoid running into them. Emphasis on endeavour. Apparently, good cleaners work in silence and anonymity.
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songbird (m)
➾ vocal line x reader, based off this request
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➾ warnings: name calling/ slight degradation, impregnation, unprotected sex, creampies, sloppy seconds, cum eating, double blowjob, triple penetration, anal, inhumane amounts of cum and also maybe a teeny bit of mxm if u squint hard
children, go away. just scram.
happy good friday!! be sure to go to church this easter sunday :”)
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thinking about a monster with diphalia…getting fucked by a monster much bigger than me, his dick sliding in and out of my cunt only for him to start playing with my ass and tell me, “you pathetic little thing. you can take both my dicks, right? be a good little pet and let me use you” before slamming me down on both dicks and leaving me screaming and gushing all over them before fucking into me harder because he hasn’t cum yet
Gangbangs are gay.
*ahem* MATURE CONTENT AHEAD
Straight men are so fragile they had to invent gangbangs to scratch their homoerotic itch. All that hyperaggression and smacking women around just so they can say “I ain’t gay” with a bunch of hard dicks around.
There is nothing purely heterosexual about a DP. I’m sorry. You’re rubbing penises with another man. Go mess around with your homeboys a few times to fulfill your lil bicurious urges.
If more straight men would just fool around with each other and be open about it, y'all wouldn’t have to treat women like meatpuppets just so you can skeet with your friends.
Bathroom breeding is the best
(via ownedbyallmen, ownedbyallmen)
Wish I was sitting that hung tattooed Hung bro joining the party! 👿
