Dr Sparrow - Tumblr Posts
Dr. Leo, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Dr. Shaw: Tea.
Dr. Leo: Wrong. It's coffee.
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Dr. Leo: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.
Dr. Sherman: Are you okay.
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Dr. Sherman: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Dr. Leo: What’s your biggest fear?
Dr. Sherman: I am incredibly arachnophobic.
Dr. Leo, under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?
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Dr. Sherman: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Dr. Shaw: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
(Not shipping)
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Dr. Shaw: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Dr. Leo.
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Dr. Sherman: Damn, the power went out.
Dr. Shaw: Don’t worry, I got this.
Dr. Shaw: *stomps foot*
Dr. Sherman: What-?
Dr. Shaw: *Sketchers light up*
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Dr. Sparrow: You're violent.
Dr. Leo: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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Dr. Sparrow: Who's in charge here?
Dr. Shaw, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Dr. Sparrow: Dr. Shaw just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
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Dr. Sparrow: Dr. Leo, you're an asshole, man.
Dr. Leo: You are what you eat Dr. Sparrow.
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Dr. Shaw: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.
Dr. Leo, referring to themself and Dr. Sherman: Even us?
Dr. Shaw: Especially you guys.
Dr. Sherman:
Dr. Leo:
Dr. Sherman: Petition to kick Dr. Shaw out so they stop insulting us.
Dr. Leo: Seconded.