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I meeeeean... I can't just not reblog this~
Notes Game Time~
Thought this would be fun!
1 like = 30 minutes edging
1 reblog = 30 minutes watching brainwashing hypnosis
1 comment = 30 minutes nipple clamps and plugged
Will close one week from today. Wish me luck!
Hey everyone! This is Jess. She's a good girl and a good bimbo, but her mean brain keeps lying to her and won't let her compliment herself! So I'd like you all to flood her DMs and inbox with lots of praise for her to edge away her mean brain to~
Be kind to yourselves bimbos! It's as important as being kind to each other!
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Edg slutttt jdjdhfchhhhh...
See? She's so excited to meet you all! Be gentle~
Edg slutttt jdjdhfchhhhh...
Never!!! You asked for it, dummy~
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JessJess is back!
So, for anyone who didn't know, my mutual JessJess had her account deleted, but she's back now. I decided to give her a little challenge, at the end of next week, she has to do a day of edging for every, single follower she has on her new blog~
She was a real brat about it too, teasing me and saying she wouldn't have to do a single day of edging, how about we prove her wrong? π©·

Welcome back, Bimbo~
Aaaaaaand time!

Looks like our lovely, pretty JessJess is gonna have to edge for 138 days, and grope herself for 1380 minutes! That's 23 hours, almost a whole day of groping!!!
What do we say to all the nice people who gave you notes and votes JessJess?
JessJess is back!
So, for anyone who didn't know, my mutual JessJess had her account deleted, but she's back now. I decided to give her a little challenge, at the end of next week, she has to do an edge for every, single follower she has on her new blog~
She was a real brat about it too, teasing me and saying she wouldn't have to do a single edge, how about we prove her wrong? π©·

Welcome back, Bimbo~
So, I know there's a few blog that have bimbo rules? But bimbos are too silly and pretty for lots of big complicated rules, so here's my core rules for our lovely bimbos~
(and if you can't keep up, that's okay! Just start touching yourself and nod along like a Good Bimbo π)
1! Bimbos should have fun! This is maybe the most important one? Be a bimbo exactly the way you want, and don't let anyone make choices for you, unless that's what you want! Be your best bimbo self~
2! Bimbos should love themselves! And why shouldn't you? You're hot and pretty, and if you're having icky thoughts that try to tell you that you aren't, just drown them out with pleasure! Bad thoughts have no place in a Good Bimbo's empty head~
3! Bimbos should love each other! Because duh! Good Girls make more Good Girls, if you get along, you're both being extra good! And like, you're both bimbos anyway! If you love your best bimbo self, you can love their best bimbo self too~
And like, that's it! You can add your own rules, like edging before any orgasm or having to wear pink π©· whenever you go out, (or black for our goth bimbos~ π€) but that's all you need! Now go out, be bubbly and happy, and be your best bimbo self!! πππ
i know you told me not to lose my streak again but i can't take this it's going to drive me crazy can you please let me cum i'll do anything i'll call myself pretty please i'm losing my mind
Awwww, how absolutely adorable!! Look at this pretty little cutie, just begging to be allowed to cum~ while that's a very tempting offer, Good Girls need to know how beautiful and amazing they are after all, I think we should let the people decide! After all, lots of my followers are total sweethearts, the nicest and prettiest bimbos you could ever have the pleasure of meeting, so I think you'll be in good hands with them~
Make sure to check out it's blog before making your choice!
everyone should have a vibrator with a setting that switches between high and low at 5-second intervals.
the change from "oh my god that's too much that hurts-- ah thank god for a break.. NO stop it's too much!!" writhing and whimpering trying to get away from the overstimulation
to "pleasepleaseplease I'm so close please no!!nononono I need more please I need more ohh fuck just a little bit more I'm gonna cum-- nonono please please please" crying from desperation and bucking your hips trying to get more friction
to having to rip the toy away from your poor throbbing tdick because you can't even take 3 seconds of the high setting without almost going over the edge
Fun 1st date idea:
Force me to tell you my most depraved fantasies while you edge me until I cry π