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Alex Brightman may have killed Alex Brightman in the Hazbin finale, but on the other end we have Blake Roman saving Blake Roman.

(Alex’s self-hatred vs Blake’s self-love)

Hazbin Hotel textposts

Pt 2 | Pt 3

Charlie and Vaggie: *return to a hotel on fire, with a Sir Pentious crying tied up surrounded by rebelling Egg Boiz, a giant sized Alastor fighting duck-shaped Lucifer, Niffty running around in Valentino’s fur, Cherri and Husk throwing explosives at loan sharks, and a car sticking out of a wall that Mimzy drove it through and then left*

Charlie: What happened?!

Angel: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Charlie: Sh-short??

Angel: Shit's fucked.

Vaggie: Okay, long.

Angel: Shit's very fucked.

Egg Boi: “Trust me, boss!”

Egg Boi: “I’ve seen everything…”

[The Egg Boi walks away]

-Note-

GRRRRKSMDOKEWKKE MY CHAIR BROKE. RAAAH! I HAD TO STAND AT MY DESK FOR THIS.

Kiss , Marry, Smash - Hazbin Hotel 2

Comment Answers Below!

My Answer - Marry Lucifer, Smash Sir Pen, Kiss Zestial

C'mon, Vaggs

He tried his best but there’s so many—

Bonus:

imagine the cursed cat alastor sitting on sir pentious’ egg bois like a brood hen.

Inspired by @teanster123