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WHY is no one talking about the similarities between Zestial and JACK THE RIPPER?? Like he’s an old, polite englishman who loves tea and has an overwhelming bloodlust. They have so much in common you could even think Zestial is the name Jack adopted when he died and went to hell?? That would explain why all sinners are so afraid of him, because he’s the most famous serial killer in human history
You have my attention. Please continue.
my favourite rarepair 🌹🕸️
I have a new idea for a multichap fic brewing in my head...
Hazbin Hotel high school AU (the characters are either high school students or teachers, I haven't decided yet and all roughly the same age; I don't care that Zestial's canonically 750 years old), mainly starring Zestmilla, Huskerdust and.... a Lute ship. Any Lute ship; I'll figure it out later.
(Also possibly Stolitz if I decide to include Helluva)
So, like, fear for your lives once I write this.....
Because ZESTMILLA ANGST is my main plan for it so far.
Someone needs to buy me a mug say "World's #1 Zestial Simp" because it is accurate at this point.
I have learned that I have a thing for Shakespearean-era English.
I Made A Thing
Millio (Overlord oc): *Walks up to Carmilla* Why are you sitting in a circle of salt? Carmilla: Oh, my boyfriend is a spider and I'm mad at him.
Millio: Oh no!
Zestial: *In a much scarier form* You can't sit inside that barrier forever! Carmilla: You stop doing your blood harvest and then we'll talK! (Just a random shitpost lol)
A little something I made. Hope y'all enjoy it!!
WHY THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!
So apparently Zestial voice actor kind of confirmed that Zestial may have feelings for Carmilla, like 2 weeks ago?! I use YouTube shorts like tiktok, how in the hellaverse did I not come across?! And I hate peopel in the commnts saying he's a "father figure" to Carmilla or some shit. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! LET'S FREAKING GOOOOOOO! I FEEL SO EUPHORIC FOR NO REASON!!
Hazbin hotel characters reacting to you coming back covered in bl**d, cause why not:
Charlie: O MY GOD! O MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED?! ARE YOU HURT?!
Vaggie: wow *looks you up and down* what happened? Who did this? And did you kill them or should I handle it?
Angel: Damn... Had a fun night? *Smirks*
Husk: *Eyes widen, looks you up and down* Wow, kid. What the fuck happened? Are you okay?
Sir Pentious: *faints*
Niffty: BL***D!!! *LAUGHS MANIACALLY.*
Alastor: Oh, my dear, had an interesting outing, didn't you?
Lucifer: Oh my golly! What happened? Are you okay?!
Cherri Bomb: Damn it! Seems like you had a better night than me!
Rosie: Oh, my dear, you must've stumbled upon some of my friends during mealtime, haven't you?
Carmilla (😍): Who did this?
Zestial: Oh, my... Art thou alright?
Emily: Oh, no! What happened to you?! You'll be okay! Are you hurt?!
Lute: Damn... Who did you kill?
Adam: Wow! Nice job! Who'd you kill?
Vox: Oh, damn... Do you... Need help or something?
Velvette: Oh, darling... You gotta go clean this up, bl**d doesn't look good on ya
Not doing Val, cause I hate him
HH characters reacting to you coming out to them (gay)
Charlie: OMG!!! That's great! Thanks for trusting me with it! *Buys you a pride flag in June*
Vaggie: Same
Angel Dust: Yeah! Pay up! (Him and Cherri had a bet on when you come out)
Husk: Kay.
Niffty: *stares* You too?
Alastor: What does that mean, my dear? You like the same gender! Why are you telling me this?
Sir Pentious: Oh, really? *Surprised* So... you like girls/boys? That's nice. *Doesn't know what to say, awkward, but supporting*
Cherri Bomb: Fuck! Couldn't you come out next week?!
Lucifer: Oh my golly! You like girls/boys?! That great! *Also doesn't know what to say.* Oh, wait *hands you a pride flag duck*
Rosie: I knew it!
Carmilla: Oh... My daughter is too. *She's bi queen.*
Zestial: What would this mean? *Explain* Thou find the same gender attractive? That is very interesting. *Has no idea what to say, old, but supporting*
Emily: Oh, really?! That AWESOME! You're fully supported and accepted here!
Lute: Hm? You're gay? Alright. *Doesn't actually give a shit. I don't really see her as homophobic, she's giving mean lesbian vibe*
Adam: Gayyy *Laughs and make that kinda 12 y/o jokes, but doesn't really hate you*
Vox: Hmmm? You're gay? And?
Velvette: So are we all, babe. Now go change. Your lack of style is burning my eyes.
Again, Val is an asshole, so he doesn't get one.
HH characters reacting to you failing an exam
Charlie: oh, don't worry. I know you tried your best :)
Vaggie: Well... Don't worry about it. It's just some dumb math test after all
Angel: And you're worried about it? Forget it! I didn't have straight A's and look how I turned out!
Husk: look, kid. I know it might seem bad, but it really doesn't fucking matter. You failed. No big deal. No one will remember in a month. Now... Wanna drink to cheer up?
Alastor: You failed a test? No, I'm not mad, my dear. Some people are just stupid! And you seem to be one of them! 😁😁😁
Niffty: oh. Wanna play with the roaches?
Sir Pentious: You failed? No, no, my dear, it'ss alright. I-i can help you ssstudy next time, if you need
Cherri Bomb: I have an idea. Let's go and blow up your school. Then all these stupid papers will be gone!
Lucifer: Oh... It's alright, it's alright. Nothing too bad... I'm sure you just had a bad day or something. There's no need to worry.
Carmilla: You failed the test? Did you study? *The answer is yes* Very well. No, I'm not mad. Just make sure to do better next time. I'm sure Zestial would be willing to help you
Zestial: Thou failed an exam? Well, I offer my services, next time thou needs help.
Rosie: Oh, darling! Who'd worry about some little test?! It's alright. Don't stress your little head about it. *Pats your head.*
Emily: Oh, don't worry! I'm sure you'll do better next time :)
Lute: You failed?! What kind of a test was that? Are you dumb?!
Adam: Cool. *Doesn't give a shit.*
Vox: Wait... You go to school?
Velvette: Why are you telling me this? I couldn't care less about some stupid paper unless it's my paycheck. Now go away, I'm busy.
We all know what happened to Val.
Also if you have any ideas then please gimme, I'll gladly do whatever you ask
And thanks to @daddysclownboy for this idea 😁
Kiss , Marry, Smash - Hazbin Hotel 2
Comment Answers Below!
My Answer - Marry Lucifer, Smash Sir Pen, Kiss Zestial
Caught In Her Web - Angel Dust x Zestial Daughter Reader
❥Summary- Zestial is holding a special event for all of the spider demons in Hell, and surprisingly Angel Dust was invited. It was hard for him to vibe with this kinda crowd, but that all change when he met Zestial's daughter
❥Tags: Angel Dust x Reader, Zestial , Zestial Daughter, Female Spider Demon, Hell Event, First Meeting, Developing Relationships, Fluff.
❥Notes: This is a request from my friend ValerieWinks777 on Wattpad. Decided to post it here as well for all of you to enjoy.
"Y/N? Hast thou finished getting dressed?" Zestial, your father, knocked on your bedroom door, curious if you were in your proper attire for this evening. "Almost Father. I'll be right out." You called out, as you slowly zipped up your dress from behind. Your name was Y/N, and you were the daughter of the powerful overlord, Zestial. Your birth happened between the undying love between Zestial and your deceased mother, who sadly passed away during your birth. Zestial took it upon himself to raise you properly with care and love. Similar to him, you possessed spider like features similar to him as well. While being the daughter of Zestial, your personality leaned more towards a rebellious nature, but you still carried yourself with grace and kindness, something that you had obtained from your mother.
Today was the day of the Spider Festival, it was a common event that Zestial held for the sophisticated spider demons of the Pride Ring, and this time you would be able to attend as you were now old enough to watch over yourself. Taking a look in the mirror again, you smiled as you watched your beautiful dress swaying in the reflection.
“Perfect.” You said to yourself, as you made your way to the door, opening it to see your father standing, wearing a heartwarming smile. “How beautiful thou look. The dress suits thou perfectly.” Zestial placed a hand on your cheek, giving it a little pinch, earning a laugh from you. “Thank you, father.” Zestial removed his hand, and began to walk to the castles ballroom, with you following next to him. “This shall be thy first time attending the festival. Try to hast fun, yet also forbear mischief. Many of the guests are close friends of mine, so I wouldn’t crave 'em to regard mine daughter is a silly little wench.” You felt your stomach tightened at that. Last thing you wanted was your father to see you as a disappointment. You nodded your head at that, face wearing a somber look. Zestial caught on to your reaction, and stopped walking, leaning closer to wrap you in a hug. “Forgive me. 'I didn’t intent to causes thee upset. All I do lack is for thou to hast a fun night and enjoy the festivities. Possibly meet someone whom suits thy interests.” Hugging your father back, you told it was alright, while also laughing at the last thing he said. Zestial chuckled before removing himself, as the both of you headed to your destination.
The ballroom was decorated, from head to toe in webs, giving it an eerie feeling. The chandelier hanging above was lit with colorful flames, basking the ballroom with beautiful colors. The tables were covered in delicious hors d'oeuvres and cakes for the guests to enjoy, along with a large glass bowl containing refreshing punch. The guests were all a mix of different spider species demons, some as black widows and others as wolf spiders. Both you and Zestial had made your way down the stairs, causing everyone to stop and stare, as well as bowing to the both of you. Zestial smiled with pride and addressed everyone in the ball room. “Greetings ev'ryone. Thanketh thee f'r attending tonight’s festival. I desire thee all enjoyeth tonight and has't a pleasant exp'rience as at each moment” Zestial gave a small bow, while you gave everyone a polite curtesy, earning a small applause from the guests.
Zestial had to go and speak to his old friends, so he motioned you to go on and enjoy yourself, as he departed you. Feelings of anxiety began to rise in you, as you felt like a bug underneath a magnifying glass, being watched by everyone. You slowly made your way to the ballroom, observing everyone and making idle chat with some of the guests. Your emotions had finally calmed down, but you still felt a sense of unease. Probably due to it being the first time you attended the festival. As you wondered aimlessly, your eyes darted towards a tall peculiar spider. He certainly wasn’t someone you recognized. Out of all of the spiders you had seen, he was the only one that was coated in all white fur. He was wearing a black and pink tuxedo and tall heal-like boots. His hair was puffed up and slightly curled, and his heterochromatic eyes were very mesmerizing. You didn’t know what had possessed you to want to talk to him, but you body slowly made your way over to him.
Angel Dust POV
“Alright alright. This ain’t so bad. Just be yourself and not make a scene” Angel dust whispered to himself, as he observed the higher rank demons around him, as they conversed with each other and danced to the music playing in the back. Angel Dust still couldn’t believe he was even attending a fancy shamancy thing like this. He only got roped into going by Charlie, who heard about the event and advised Angel to go and make some friends, while also promoting the hotel a bit. Angel had expected the event to just be some typical orgy party, but not this. He knew how famous he was in Pride, given his porn status, but he knew he stood nowhere near the same level as the others here. He could feel the hard stares being directed at him, knowing he didn’t belong to this. “This is stupid. Should have never agreed to come to this little shindig.” Mumbling to himself, Angel motioned over to the punch bowl, pouring himself a drink, thinking that it may help calm him down. A sudden tap on his shoulder behind him, made him turn around. His eyes widen at the sight of you behind him. He had never seen the likes of you before, but my lord, weren’t you quite the looker. Your warm smile and eyes were looking at him, which confused him greatly.
“Hello. Are you alright, by chance? You seem a tad bit nervous.” You calmly spoke to him, while he continued to stare at you in awe. Shaking his head, he moved one of his hands to fluff his hair a bit. “ Y-eah yeah. I’m all good.” Nervously answering your question, he shot a small smile back at you. The two of you continued to stare at each other, before Angel sighed in front of you. “Sorry. I ain’t use to this kinda scene. More of a club life kinda demon.” His response earned a laugh from you. “Don’t worry. I’m not use to this kinda thing either. It’s my first time attending this festival. I’m guessing it’s the same for you?” Angel nodded his head, as he sip his beverage, but he quickly stopped, confused at your answer. “Whatcha mean it’s your first time? You look like you have been to a million of these fancy events. Especially when your dressed like that.” Angel pointed up and down at your dress, making you blush. “Haha. I wasn’t old enough to attend before, but now that I’m older, I can attend by myself. So we are in the same boat, you and I.” Kindly smiling back, you moved closer to him and stood next to his side, leaning back a bit against the table holding the punch bowl. Angel just continued to watch you, while you heard him mumble and “I guess.”
Standing next to each other in silence, the both of you watched the others around you, until you heard the man next to you speak up. “The name is Angel Dust. What’s your name, toots..I mean miss.” He quickly corrects himself, causing you to giggle. “Haha. First time I have been called that. My name is Y/N. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Angel.” You turned towards him, and gave a small curtsy, while he followed back with an awkward bow and then a handshake. You noticed he still looked a bit uncomfortable being surrounded by all these upper class demons, so you grabbed one of his hands. "Hey, we can go outside, if you want." Angel dust's eyes shot for a bit before he gave you a small smirk, saying "Lead the way." You held his hand as the both of you made your way through the crowd of demons, before you were stopped by a voice behind you. "Where are thou off to, mine sweet?" Turning around your father was standing behind you, eyes glowing in confusion. "Oh father! I was just going out to the outside garden with my new friend. Is that alright?"
Angel Dust nearly fainted from shock. This tall scary-a** demon was your dad, and an overlord as well?! His hands quickly started to fidget, thinking your dad was gonna kill him for simply conversing with you. Zestial eyes scanned Angel up and down, without any emotion on his face. Whispers could be heard from behind you, from the other demons, mostly saying "What is a commoner demon doing here?" "Wait, isn't that demon part of Valentino's group?" Your eyes widen at what you heard. How rude! Why did it matter what field of work he was it? He seemed like a friendly demon, and they shouldn't be so quick to judge a book by its cover. "Y/N. May i speaketh to thee in private?" Your dad had placed a hand on your shoulder, moving you away from Angel, who watched you with a sad expression. Both you and your dad had moved to speak against one of the pillars. "Dad, I know your going to tell me not to speak to him, but he's not a bad guy I swe-" Zestial had cut you off by placing a hand up, telling you to stop talking. You expected he was mad at you, but his face didn't show it. "It is alright y/n. I told thou to converse with other demons, didst i not? That young man possesses a kind soul, yet he hath been chained down and ridiculed by others. Do not let him slip past thou, mine sweet. Now run along!"
Your dad motioned his hand for you to go. Smiling, you gave him a quick hug and went to go back to Angel Dust. He wasn't in the spot you had last saw him, and began to look for him, heading to the courtyard. Angel Dust walked along the path that lead to the castle gardens. The area was covered in exotic plants, along with small statues of mini gargoyles. Hugging his arms around himself, Angel took at seat on the grass, heaving a sigh. He knew what had happened when your dad pulled you away. He could hear the negative things he was probably calling him right now, telling you not to associate with a whore like him. The sounds of feet stepping on the grass alerted him, and he turned seeing you coming towards him, with a smile. "Oh thank goodness. I thought you left." He watched your figured move closer to him, before taking a seat on the grass as well, causing your dress to ruffle up. "How are ya out here right now? Didn't your dad just speak to ya about me?" Angel exclaimed. You laughed at his reaction, saying it was alright and that your dad didn't mind at all.
The both of you just sat in silence, while you gazed around the garden and up at the blood red sky. "I don't care, you know." Angel looked at you in confusion, wondering what you meant. "About you being a sex worker or whatever. I don't care what rank you are or what you do for work. I would just like to get to know you." The lovely smile you aimed at him was making his heart skip a beat. Angel was at a loss for words at what you said. He was used to the ugly looks and stares people gave him when they knew what line of work he did, but you were the first that didn't care about any of that. Angel shook his head, chuckling as he smirked at you, flashing his gold tooth. "Ya wanna know me toots? Haha, buy me dinner first at least." You quickly laughed at his response, as you smiled back at him.
The two of you continued to chat amongst yourself in the castle gardens, discussing your hobbies and interests like music, fashion choices and what not. The both of you were just lost in each other, just enjoying each others presence and laughing at each others jokes. "HAHAHA no way your boss has that bad sight." You cackled, as Angel continue to tell his story. "AHAHA I'm serious toots. He can barely see whats on his phone half the time. It probably takes him hours to even send a text to anyone." He laughed out, as you followed along with him. Sadly, the peaceful evening the both of you had was coming to an end. Still wanting to spend more time with him, you walked with him back to the front of the castle, where a limo was waiting for him. "I really enjoyed tonight Angel. I would love to spend more time with you again." The fluff on his face, became dyed a soft pink, as he rubbed his neck with one of his hands. "Tonight wasn't all bad. I-I can give you my cell, if you wanna chat again." You widen your eyes at that, happy that he wanted to meet again. "Well, I don't have a cell phone at the moment. My dad is a little old fashioned, but I'm sure he can give me one if I ask him." Angel smiled back at you, as he pulled out a small pen from somewhere in his pocket, as he wrote his number on your palm. He soon hopped into the limo, and shut the door. The window rolled down, and he flashed a smile back at you, along with a wink. "See ya around, toots." You smiled back at him, as you nodded your head, waving him goodbye, as the limo drove off.
Back at the Hotel
Angel dust heaved out a tired sigh as he walked through the hotel doors. Charlie happened to be awake, wanting to stay up to make sure Angel made it home okay. "OH ANGEL!!! YOUR BACK!! HOW WAS IT?! DID YOU HAVE FUN? DID YOU MAKE ANY NEW FRIENDS?" Charlie enthusiastically chattered along. Angel was a bit too tired to answer all of Charlie's questions, so he just said it was okay and that he did meet a cool person at the party. Charlie was happy that Angel enjoyed himself and that he met someone there, but she knew he was exhausted, so she wished him a goodnight, while giving him a quick hug before running off back to her bedroom. Angel smiled at Charlie's cute actions, as he made his way upstairs to head to his bedroom.
Entering inside his room, he deeply sighed as he shrugged off his clothes and removed his shoes. Fat Nuggets was awake and ran up to him, oinking happily while trying to climb up on of his legs. "Aww Did-ja miss me?" Angel cooed, picking up Fat Nuggets and kissing him on his head. Angel walked over to his bed, and laid back on it, reminiscing about this evening. He couldn't stop thinking about you. Everything about you, your smile, your laugh, your kindness, your jokes was giving him butterflies. He wasn't use to this kinda feeling before, and it made him feel funny. You weren't what he expected when he first saw you. You were the daughter of one of the most powerful overlords in Pride, and yet instead of being a snotty bit**, you were thoughtful and compassionate. Even when you knew what he did, you still treated him normally, which made him melt. He felt trapped, caught actually, in your web. His body and soul was wrapped in your sticky threads and instead of struggling, he accepted it.
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Headcanon that the real reason Carmilla was so preemptively over Alastor being back in town was because between Rosie (excited), Vox (it’s complicated), and the rest of the Overlords (massive gossips. See Zestial.), he’s been the topic of pretty much every conversation in their social circle for the past month.
Alastor: I’m sure you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been.
Carmilla: No. No, I haven’t. And if I have to hear one more word about it, I am going to lose my goddamn mind.
(the three different betting pools running simultaneously were what pushed her over the edge)
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.
So uhmm....
Zestial....
Our favourite overlords having a “meeting” 😏 but they are not alone… Rosie and Vox are filming them 😅
Okay, I'm really curious
What's the story here?
throwback to that old idea
Chat how do we feel about Bat Zestial and Owl Carmilla