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hey, what if elemental n sabre
You think YOUVE been in the fandom for too long?… I remember when some people (including myself ……….) thought time and elemental were exes or something haha……………….
I’ve always had the headcanon that TSS!Elemental was a regular at the Great Library (for researching the world, gaining info, etc. since bro had no memories) but as he started to get more cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs the Great Librarian cut off his access. Which probably made bro really salty. Dude had at least seven books he didn’t get to return smh
I feel like Elemental says random British stuff and Time straight up hates it
Elemental: bloody hell…
Time: you KNOW how I feel about that word
Elemental: sorry
Time: we say FUCKING hell in this household
Elemental: sorry
Time: I don’t wanna hear any of this “bloody” bullshit
Elemental: sorry
Do we fw time and elemental being Steven universe kinnies
I love when a super important godlike character who’s left a lot of impact on the world dies and becomes a new being(s) and the new being(s) have to make up for their parent’s mistakes and live in their shadow
“And i dont mean to make your heart blue
But could we be what we’re meant to be?
I’m just about to beg you please”
RQ!elemental coded Mitski lyrics
He doesn’t want to hurt time but he’s a bit too far gone to stop. “Could we be what we’re meant to be” …Galaxy is NOT what you guys are meant to be dude. please stop being a bitch
Time: “he’s my special princess”, I say as I hold up the most basic white man to ever grace this earth (Sabre)
RQ!Rainbow: dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative
Elemental: friendly reminder. I am not suffering. Do not ask if I am fine. I am.
RQ!Time: crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts
Dark: why does Jesus get so much credit? I also came back from the dead.
Sabre: do you like men?
TSS!Time: man is a hopeless species. I don’t like much of anyone
Sabre:
TSS!Time: oh if you meant sexually than yes
TSS!Elemental, Asuka-level glaring: yknow, your father stabbed me for being a homosexual
Memory: homocide. You attempted to kill him
All you need to write RQ Elemental accurately is to watch a dozen Tiffany grant asuka Langley soryu videos and then you’re set.
He’s a whiny bitch I know he is he’s an asuka Langley soryu level whiny bitch
Breaks my heart to say it y’all but I hate Steve saga time Steve 💔💔
Little me watching tss on my iPod was PISSED that time didn’t bring back the rainbow town. Like, his brother was capable of destroying the universe and bro couldn’t turn back time a month? A month? Was that really too hard? The rainbow town was awesome in concept it was literally built to protect and house steves and time just did nothing. Bro
i wanted the rainbow town back and THIS MOTHERFUCKER decides that instead of using his powers he’s just gonna disappear forever . Prick. We couldve brought back sooo many people we couldve went back in time and stopped elemental from being a bitch. Can you imagine how much easier the fight against void would be if both time and elemental fought y’all. And instead Time just vanished. Selfish prick I hate him. Also it’s HIS FAULT that elemental turned to Void. BRO
RQ!time is where it’s at I don’t want that Steve saga meanie
The funniest SSO episode is the one where time is messed up. Rainbow gets attacked by future nightmare and elemental has to show up as the shadowy figure and kick his ass.
It’s so silly like this random shadowy British guy pops out of nowhere and drags nightmare away like a misbehaving wet cat it’s hilarious
poor rainbow must’ve been so confused (he never mentioned it again)
TSS!Nightmare Steve is such a funny guy, the only reason he works for Elemental is because elemental can’t go be a terrorist on his own
Imagine only having a job because your boss is a shut in who can’t leave his bedroom without dying
had a dream a while ago where it was rainbow quest but the big twist was that Elemental wasn’t English but instead Australian and everyone was mad
Do we all think that time looked at different timelines where elemental lived…