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Anyone else think that Steve saga origins Professor red would beat the shit out of rainbow quest Professor red
Like this isn’t even a “who’s better” moment I genuinely think SSO!prof would hate RQ!prof a lot. Offended of his existence even
Makes me sad that fans don’t remember SSO and how insane it was. Like imo nothing beats the original SSO cast. Rainbow Hypno Prof. Red, all these guys that “debuted” (quotations for rainbow) in origins, they are all my children. Blue and Purple. (PURPLE 💔) Evil elder blue. Ian the Guardian I LOVED IAN DOES ANYONE REMEMBER IAN?!?!
Do. Do you see my image. I love Guard Ian
RQ!Professor Red: goes insane in the world below
SSO!Professor Red: probably visits the nether twice a week for mushrooms. Probably friends with the piglins. Has waved at Dark Steve at least once.
Anyone else think that Steve saga origins Professor red would beat the shit out of rainbow quest Professor red
Like this isn’t even a “who’s better” moment I genuinely think SSO!prof would hate RQ!prof a lot. Offended of his existence even
I’ve always had the headcanon that TSS!Elemental was a regular at the Great Library (for researching the world, gaining info, etc. since bro had no memories) but as he started to get more cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs the Great Librarian cut off his access. Which probably made bro really salty. Dude had at least seven books he didn’t get to return smh
SSO!Rainbow after going through the worst of the worst: I have to keep going
RQ!Rainbow after being told he sucked by two people: that’s it, I’m turning evil
that’s CRAZY
I wonder if Herobrine is like some kind of urban legend to steves …
Okay so. Did the steve saga ever explain what Faceless was. Not RQ Faceless. Not Beef. I’m talking OG faceless from 2017 or 2018 or whatever.
Cause like. It was just THERE with Ghost in the catacombs. I remember there being stuff about how Ghost was connected to Faceless or whatever? But then that whole arc got cut short thanks to Nightmare and Elemental scheming like bastards
WHAT IN THE NAME OF GODDAMN ORIGIN IS FACELESS
Joke headcanon/theory:
Remember how Time Steve was the first Steve to ever talk in chat to Sabre. At the time, we kinda assumed it was because of his power. But even weak steves like green steves could talk in chat after that point. So…
I like to think that Time went back in time and literally genetically altered all steves so that Sabre could talk to people without signs lol
Sabre in the beginning of TSS: this is terrible, blue steve is so mean, he’s the strongest Steve
Sabre later: yeah so I punched a steve god in the face, laughed about it and got 100k views on YouTube
Remember y’all, the official birth of the steve saga was October 15th, 2017!! That’s when the original “finding Red Steve in Minecraft!” Video was made. It’s been deleted now, but that’s when it came out, and when fms steve content was born :)
which uh.. also means the steve saga is turning 7 this year.
“NO! HES JUST A RANDOM CHICKEN THAT CAN TALK AND HAS A FUNNY ACCENT-“
—Rainbow Steve, when Dark Steve says that Rainbow’s chicken friend is purple steve.
The British hate is real
Been thinking about him a lot lately and honestly prof red is actually the definition of autistic in SSO
he’s the only smart red Steve for some reason? I feel like the whole “red steves are idiots” plot was stupid but it happened anyway and makes prof kinda odd. He’s like literally the odd one out. So ostracized I bet. I feel ya there buddy.
Also his VIBE is just immaculate. Lives in a house in the woods where nobody can find him so he can be alone forever. Hyperfixates on mushrooms. Makes potions. Studies an interdimensional crystal. Probably tone deaf. Has friends apparently??? How did those get there?????????. He’s me guys he’s me‼️‼️
Kinda wanna go home tbh
If yall wanna join me hmu /j
TSS!Time headcanons
He is. Very scarred. I assume he and elemental would fight a lot before they officially stopped working together, different world views and all that, and elemental’s a very violent person. I doubt Time would throw hands in return tho
Because of these scars, he probably wears his mask a lot. He’s not entirely self conscious of them, but generally prefers to hide his face. It makes him look more passive, anyway.
Because of wearing the mask so often, he’s sensitive to light. The sun makes him CRAZY you don’t UNDERSTAND. He also wears heavy clothing a lot, so skin to skin contact is a lot for baby. Sabre grabs his arm and he freaks.
Overall I see him as kind of a gruff guy. He’s friendly with sabre and rainbow but still remains quiet and kind of aloof. He usually comes off as emotionless and indifferent because of this.
He uh. Hates Elemental. Straight up. There’s no “ughhhh but he’s my brother,, I love him even if he’s a maniac,,” in TSS. He didn’t give a crap when elemental blew up. His biggest reaction was “huh that sucks” HE didn’t CARE I SWEAR. He probably didn’t like Elemental much at all (valid) and though might’ve enjoyed having a friend or a brother before, Time is kinda self-righteous and doesn’t think much of second chances. That guy traumatized and hurt him, he’s not going to feel bad. But, of course, bros hurting inside and his attitude about it just makes coping harder
Doesn’t care much for Galaxy either???? Like elemental was the one who was so passionate about their creator. But Time? “Uuuuhhhh ok. That guy. Yep. My dad. That guy. That guy my dad. He… fishes. And likes sandwiches. Super . Great.”
He’s got lung scarring thanks to having an anger issues brother with control over the elements. Try inhaling fire. Not good. Makes your lungs crispy. Breathing is an artful thing
Sabre is the ONLY one he is honest with. Like. At all. He hated Elemental, was FINE with Rainbow, doesn’t know what to think of Galaxy, but him and Sabre are bros.
Also uhhh Time likes men 🫶🫶
I know people joke about rainbow being a kid because of how he acts but now I’m imagining a steve saga au where rainbow is legitimately a child. Like. He awoke unfinished in the SSO days as an 8 year old or something. Went to sleep. Met Sabre. Got super scared because creepy scientist???? Stranger danger???? Don’t trust adults you meet when you wake up from a 7 generation coma???? Sooo they fight. Then Sabre basically adopts him. Sabre and Lucas co-parent. They adopt Light too.
A family can be a chicken man a horse man and two nine year olds
Give me Steve series to watch I’m bored
Breaks my heart to say it y’all but I hate Steve saga time Steve 💔💔
Little me watching tss on my iPod was PISSED that time didn’t bring back the rainbow town. Like, his brother was capable of destroying the universe and bro couldn’t turn back time a month? A month? Was that really too hard? The rainbow town was awesome in concept it was literally built to protect and house steves and time just did nothing. Bro
i wanted the rainbow town back and THIS MOTHERFUCKER decides that instead of using his powers he’s just gonna disappear forever . Prick. We couldve brought back sooo many people we couldve went back in time and stopped elemental from being a bitch. Can you imagine how much easier the fight against void would be if both time and elemental fought y’all. And instead Time just vanished. Selfish prick I hate him. Also it’s HIS FAULT that elemental turned to Void. BRO
RQ!time is where it’s at I don’t want that Steve saga meanie
STOP I LOVE GREENDAD
green steve ( sage )
after nightmare burned down his house kidnapped him literally ruined his and his son's ( rainbow ) life
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headcanon that rainbow loves parkour an unhealthy amount. Like Sabre and Lucas don’t understand it at all and he’s just like making parkour for himself in the backyard. The SSO stuff is muscle memory so he’s really good at it and no one knows why. buuuut he’s terrible at pvp he got bodied by a zombie I KNOW that he’s bad