Enid Is A Lesbian - Tumblr Posts

Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace

Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*

Enid: She has a knife

Wednesday: several knives

Enid: She has several knives

Wednesday: and a hand grenade

Enid: Mom please don’t say anything

Weems: Want to tell me exactly what happened?

Wednesday: Shit’s fucked.

Weems: I’m going to need more context.

Weems:

Wednesday:

Wednesday: I did something, and now shit’s fucked.

Wednesday: Your accusation that I am dating Enid is completely baseless. Sure, we’re both queer and we go out sometimes but that does not mean I am courting her.

Enid, siting on Wednesday’s lap, half asleep: right you are, love

😴💭,

Bianca: place cute things in this box please Wednesday: enid? Bianca: no not people only thi- Wednesday: i'm gonna put enid in there Bianca: don't put your girlfriend in the- Enid: hey why am in this box Enid: issa nice box but why Enid: not complaining just asking

Bianca: did you remember your line for the play Enid:yes Enid: sorry daddy i've been bad Wednesday:chokes Bianca: she means forgive me father for i have sinned Yoko: ah good Yoko: had me worried there Yoko: though you were straight Yoko: lol

YAAAAAAA WOOOOOO WENCLAIR BABYYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOO