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Soulstober 2024, Day 2 "Here beginneth the chill night that encompasses all, reaching the great beyond"
O, Death, become my blade once more.
Very low res Morgott sketch
I'm not really happy with this one but I will post it anyway
this bad boy can fit so much love without being lov-
Midra, Lord of Frenzied Flame, Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?
Barry Petchesky
As in past years, the Sun Sentinel has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. And as in past years, we have trolled the data for the finest examples of insertions showcasing extraordinarily bad luck and/or ingenuity.
Sorted by orifice, working south:
Ear: KEY BUTTON HOT WAX PLASTIC DART PIECE OF PAPER "TOOTHPICK AND THEN HAIRPIN" WOOD SCREWDRIVER PLASTIC DRINKING STRAW ERASER FLY RUBBER BAND KNIFE
Nose: DIXIE CUP HAIR BARRETT "TWO KITCHEN MAGNETS IN EACH NOSTRIL" COLORING PENCIL NICKEL WAD OF TOILET TISSUE MARDI GRAS BEAD SMALL TOY PIECE OF PLASTIC HANGER PICK-UP STICK "BB PELLETS WHILE TRYING A MAGIC TRICK" SCREW STICKER CRUCIFIX BATTERY TOY DIAMOND "A PENNY OR POPCORN IN NOSE, SEEMS BOTHERED"
Throat: LEMON SEED MAXI PAD CHECKER THIMBLE THUMBTACK BUTTERFLY PLASTIC TOY GUN STAPLE KEYCHAIN RING NAIL MODEL TOY AIRPLANE
Penis: SPOON PLASTIC ZIP TIE FORKS ORNAMENT "PIECE OF TIMBER" PEN SODA CAN POP TOP
Vagina: BEDPOST "WAS DARED TO PUT A COSMETICS BOTTLE IN VAGINA" TOY MICROPHONE STAND SPOON "COCK RING THAT BECAME DISLODGED" METAL BAR 2 SPONGES PIECE OF BASKETBALL SHORTS SEWING NEEDLES "PATIENT STATES SHE SLIPPED & FELL ONTO A TOY TRUCK WHILE CLEANING" HAIRSPRAY CAP TUB STOPPER "12YOF GOING THROUGH MOM'S DRAWER, FOUND PENIS SHAPED 'PLEASURE ITEM,' EXPERIMENTING PUTTING IN HER VAGINA, COULDN'T GET OUT"
Rectum: FRENCH BREAD HAND WRENCH CIGARETTE LIGHTER CRAYON "STUCK TOY IN RECTUM AND BROKE OFF, SAW MOM INSERT TAMPON AND MIMICKED" VIAL OF BATH SALTS ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE BRANCH DRUM STICK VINEGAR BOTTLE LOTION BOTTLE MOUTHWASH BOTTLE SHAMPOO BOTTLE BABY BOTTLE "LOOFA W/SUCTION CUP W/HOOK ATTACHED"
in honor of the countless times this guy kicked my ass (wym I was underleveled???? lies.)
(sketch version under cut)
Small Omen twins for the soul
Cold nights in the sewers...
tag this as ship and I WILL be coming for your kneecaps
Childhood under the capital
realized I didn't post these here !
I drew these doodles while I was still at the beginning of the dlc. I didn't know what kind of info we would get about Mohg, so I thought I'd draw him and his brother before finding out any lore :'>
I just love them so much, and I just can't control myself from drawing Mohg with wings, it just fits him.
I might be going slightly insane...
genderbent Godfrey/Hoarah
Cause I thought Hoarah was a woman up until I found myself in the middle of the bossfight (don't ask me how I didn't see he was a man in the intro cutscene, I have no idea)
a screenshot redraw of messmer i started months ago, hello elden ring fandom, i am finally posting this.
I LOVE people shipping their tarnished OCs with canon characters! I LOVE seeing art of tarnished OCs x Canon! I LOVE OC x Canon! HELL YESS! I LOVE seeing people having fun and creating scenarios! I LOVE IT!!!
this will never not be funny to me
Who needs a weighted blanket when you have muscle mommy gf 🤯
Their gossip session is either about planning to kill you or just making fun of you falling to your death. (especially when you're fighting Margit and fell off a cliff. Just As Planned.) There is no in between.
(CALL ME A TRUE BELIEVER IN OMEN TWINS GOSSIP SESSION. THEY SAID THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER BUT IK THEY CANNOT STOP YAPPING WHEN THEY MEET. THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING. I NEED TO LISTEN TO THEM YAPPING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.) hello back to normal bark bark.
A thousand years cast aside thou shall pass
along those wretched beasts who thee raised
No longer shall thou invoke Our forgiveness
Begone, or be slayed by Our hand
