Maliketh The Black Blade - Tumblr Posts
O, Death, become my blade once more.
Kinda disappointed that there isn't much work for Maliketh the Black Blade 😔
Go to therapy or read another fan fiction of your favorite fictional character?
If elden ring bosses worked at popular chains..
Mohg - Starbucks (is happy to make that complicated latte)
Morgott - Michael's (knows where everything is and quietly roams the aisles)
Radahn - Home Depot (the employee everyone trusts with the heavy shit)
Rennala - Barnes and Nobles (has a new favorite book every time you see her)
Malenia - Waffle House (doesn't fuck around with unruly customers)
Rykard - Walmart (shows up looking crazy like the customers that walk in)
Godskin Duo - Hot Topic (I'm not elaborating further)
Godrick - Lowe's (stands by the door to greet people and make sure they don't steal)
Maliketh - Spencer's (listen.. he's already wearing a blindfold)
Messmer - Chick Fil A - (he's one more "can I have a refund" away from an altercation)
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