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Guys I found some secret lore, if you put up the brightness you can see that Joel is actually 4’11 😱😱😱😱
hey guys
remember how people made 3rd life a past life for Scott and Jimmy?
 let’s do that with Double Life for Tango and Jimmy
Hermes Headcanons:
-He was a regular shulker who followed Joel home and then fell into the fountain, sausage found him and adopted him with Joel.
-He is really good at playing the lyre and the panpipe
-He can speak to plants
-His favorite flower is the Crocus Flower
-Really likes Lizzie and has tried to set her up with Joel multiple times
-Sausage is low-key really protective of him. Reason? He’s scared he will be taken away by the king
-Has tiny little wings on his back
-When Sausage is away and he’s in sanctuary he usually stays with Eddie
-He brings mail to all the empire rulers and most of them find him adorable
Why do I have a feeling hermes is going to get kidnapped later in the series
Using my mythology nerd knowledge to make headcanons :D
The reason I think the Crocus Flower would be Hermes favorite flower is because in Greek mythology Crocus was a beloved companion of Hermes who eventually died like Hyacinthus in which he turned into a flower(it’s technically a variant of Hyacinthus and Apollos story)
Also Hermes in greek mythology used to be Pan the god of the wild. So I think that Hermes in empires could be a descendent or reincarnation of an ancient eldritch nature deity.
I doubt they will do that but if they do it’s going to be a huge win.
Scott: I’m so jealous of Jimmys horses!
Lis- LISTEN TO ME.
Ok so what if Callum is in empires s2? What if he lives in Lizzie’s empire? What if he meets Oli and they fall in love again because their characters are literally soulmates? WHAT IF SEAPEESOUND????
Joel is the type of parent who thinks Hermes can do no wrong
AND HE IS CORRECT
Jimmy: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Scott: Would you still have a hole?😏
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LISTEN.
Seapeesound
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I DID ITTTT :DDDD
So, because of Lizzie's new video I came up with a theory/head cannon for her. I think That she was grew up in the wild hearing all these tales of how awful humans are to cats. But you know the saying "curiosity killed the cat" I'm thinking that Lizzie heard all these things but still wanted to explore. So she came up with a disguise. She walked into a human library and just started reading. This explains how she knew about the axolotls. She found everything fascinating but did not read to in depth because she was on a bit of a time crunch to get back home. Which is why she did not know that the axolotls would not attack the zombies. She kept coming back to the library and village and eventually became less wary of humans to the point where she did not run away when she saw them, but still had never talked to one. Cat Lizzie does not like people so that is why her empire is entirely made up of animals. Even her villagers.
Just a thought from me: Since Lizzie is nervous around people, or just very cautious I want to see her befriend False. Who is also wary of the other players. Their friendship dynamic would be those two friends who have such a strong bound because of their shared experiences, but like also can go weeks without seeing the other, then pick up right where they left off in a conversation. I just want False to have some friends dude!
False and Scott have bonded over their shared love of craftsmanship. They like to work on projects together. I love this idea!!!1
I have appeased the mental illness gods by giving myself an improvised haircut. I did not even do that much just cut off an inch or so in the front. It still feels so good though.
The peak of my comedic career right here
Just a little goblin dude makin friends with his sky neighbor god, nothing to see here
Ya dudes been catching up with series let's go
Immense Empires brainrot, they're gonna be memed.