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When Hermes told sausage and joel that they were bad parents I found it hilarious but I have made it my goal to turn it into angst here’s what I came up with
So Hermes became a teenager in a split second and was immediately overwhelmed with new strong hormone fueled emotions
He yells at his father’s and tells them that they are terrible parents
after he’s finished blowing up at them he fly’s off to cool down but when he finally returns his parents are gone and then don’t ever return
the last thing Hermes ever told his parents is that they were horrible and he hated them
And unlike us he has no clue why
Hermes Headcanons:
-He was a regular shulker who followed Joel home and then fell into the fountain, sausage found him and adopted him with Joel.
-He is really good at playing the lyre and the panpipe
-He can speak to plants
-His favorite flower is the Crocus Flower
-Really likes Lizzie and has tried to set her up with Joel multiple times
-Sausage is low-key really protective of him. Reason? He’s scared he will be taken away by the king
-Has tiny little wings on his back
-When Sausage is away and he’s in sanctuary he usually stays with Eddie
-He brings mail to all the empire rulers and most of them find him adorable
Why do I have a feeling hermes is going to get kidnapped later in the series
Using my mythology nerd knowledge to make headcanons :D
The reason I think the Crocus Flower would be Hermes favorite flower is because in Greek mythology Crocus was a beloved companion of Hermes who eventually died like Hyacinthus in which he turned into a flower(it’s technically a variant of Hyacinthus and Apollos story)
Also Hermes in greek mythology used to be Pan the god of the wild. So I think that Hermes in empires could be a descendent or reincarnation of an ancient eldritch nature deity.
I doubt they will do that but if they do it’s going to be a huge win.
I like too imagine that when Scott meets Hermes Hermes is just so unimaginably bright
DEAR THEODOSIA BUT ITS SAUSAGE AND JOEL TALKING ABOUT HERMES
Headcanon: Hermes has adhd
Ah yes, The Sheriff talking about everyone’s favourite armour stand child…
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