Eurylochus X Zeus - Tumblr Posts

Practicing designing these characters (totally not an excuse to draw more eurylochus ships…….)

Zeus menacingly over Odysseus' ship: Pride is a damsel in distress

Odysseus: Eurylochus! look what you've done!

Eurylochus: We were hungry! I didn't think this would happen!

Odysseus: Exactly you didn't think!

Zeus: Hey! I don't like being ignored in my leading role!

Odysseus: Oops, sorry Zeus but Eurylochus is going to fix it!

Eurylochus: Why me!

Odysseus: because you caused it! He pushes Eurylochus towards Zeus.

Zeus: it's no use, I have the perfect punishment Who do you kill your crew or yourself?

Eurylochus panics and kisses Zeus.

Crew: :0

Odysseus: :0

Zeus:....change my mind, I'll let you and all your men go to Ithaca in peace if you give me Eurylochus.

Odysseus: done

Eurylochus: Odysseus!

Odysseus: you got us into this situation, abstain from the consequences.

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I imagine that this is how it happened in the AU of pratt.core in Tiktok.

We should also stop blaming Anniflama and start blaming @bloodlustwarrior

Question, if I put a son in Eurylochus with Zeus and make it fanfic, would they read it? And would it be a boy or a girl? jdjsjsjsjdj