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Cloudy with a chance of bitch.
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JORGE
WHAT DID YOU PUT IN LUKE'S COFFEE
HOLY SHIT
OMG YAAASSS
I want the Epic: The musical community to know that the prophet in the underworld is called Tiresias and that he was changed into a woman for seven years by Hera, became a priestes for her, and got married and had childeren. He was able to answer Hera and Zeus when they argued about if men or women enjoyed sex more (it was women btw!)
LET THE CREEPY BLIND PRIEST WHO DRINKS BLOOD AND SPEAKS OMINOUS OMENS BE GNC!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
I would have reboged all the countdowns, but I’ve been leaving early all week.
But still.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
GET READY FOR THE WISDOM SAGA!
Countdown to the Wisdom Saga: 1 Day
ONE DAY
THE LIVESTREAM IS OUT TONIGHT
AT 10pm EST!!!! (ON YOUTUBE)
GET READY GUYS
SOMEONE MADE AN ANIMATION OF IT
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHH
Brilliance. This is perfection.
That baby is judging him so hard-
Odysseus is "There are other way"-ing Zeus This is to everyone in that comment section!
There is a part 2 now...
STOP THE COMMENT THREAD-
Odysseus is "There are other way"-ing Zeus This is to everyone in that comment section!
There is a part 2 now...
Whole second verse is finished! Time for some Penelope shots!
Eurylochus, oh Eurylochus best believe YOU WILL be catching these hands cause BRO
dude 😑😐 SERIOUSLY
I have no words (A lie)
Not gonna lie this would have been so funny if it happened and prolly would have got him home faster
But we all know Odysseus 'my wife' of Ithaca would never cheat on her
Odysseus is "There are other way"-ing Zeus This is to everyone in that comment section!
Another one thank you.
So Zeus here is a Smilodon also more commonly known as a Saber-Toothed Tiger. I chose the Smilodon for him since he is one of the oldest gods and it shows his age since Smilodons are ancient and all, but it also makes him very imposing and scary. He has a mane purely because I say so and why not. His mane is made of clouds and the weather of the clouds is based on his mood. Hence the dark stormy clouds on Beast Mode Zeus below.
Also a small little detail is that he has two sets of fangs since it was recently discovered that Smilodons would keep their baby fangs while growing their big adult fangs to stabilize them :D
EPIC Thunder Bringer Fic idea
so I have a fix idea I wanted to share. I am writing it but I would also love to see if anybody else would write it and the way others will take it so please feel free to use it just make sure to let me know so I can enjoy it as well!
Anyway the brain sends electric signals to make the body move right? Then what's to stop Zeus from basically hijacking someone he can use his power over lightning and stuff to send electric signals and control someone's body.
So imagine this...Zeus makes Ody choose and of course he chooses himself to live but then Zeus says ODY has to be the one to kill them. Ody refuses to be the one to kill him. Now Zeus takes control of Ody and forces him to kill the crew. He is aware the entire time but Zeus is controlling his body.
That or he controls the crew to attack him and he has to either kill them or die either way lots of good angst potential!
Zeus menacingly over Odysseus' ship: Pride is a damsel in distress
Odysseus: Eurylochus! look what you've done!
Eurylochus: We were hungry! I didn't think this would happen!
Odysseus: Exactly you didn't think!
Zeus: Hey! I don't like being ignored in my leading role!
Odysseus: Oops, sorry Zeus but Eurylochus is going to fix it!
Eurylochus: Why me!
Odysseus: because you caused it! He pushes Eurylochus towards Zeus.
Zeus: it's no use, I have the perfect punishment Who do you kill your crew or yourself?
Eurylochus panics and kisses Zeus.
Crew: :0
Odysseus: :0
Zeus:....change my mind, I'll let you and all your men go to Ithaca in peace if you give me Eurylochus.
Odysseus: done
Eurylochus: Odysseus!
Odysseus: you got us into this situation, abstain from the consequences.
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I imagine that this is how it happened in the AU of pratt.core in Tiktok.
We should also stop blaming Anniflama and start blaming @bloodlustwarrior
Question, if I put a son in Eurylochus with Zeus and make it fanfic, would they read it? And would it be a boy or a girl? jdjsjsjsjdj
The mental image of Odysseus actively bleeding from a stab wound and singing there are other ways is fucking sending me.
Athena: *beats Zeus' game fairly*
Zeus:
Athena: *beats Zeus' game fairly*
Zeus:
Here in parkour civilization, NO ONE chooses to jump for their crew
okay but I think EPIC! Athena and Jason Grace would get along.
I say this solely based on the fact that they both call Zeus/Jupiter “Father” as opposed to “Dad”
Zeus, after killing every single person on that boat, except his brother's opp:
