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Eren is so mean 😭

poor (y/n) 💔 she was just trying to be a good hostess 😭

one thing about me is i’m going to eat up those little fake tweets with characters in them every. single. time.

oh you mean the batkids are telling lex luthor to fuck off on twitter? hell yeah they are give me MOREEE

have some fake tweets because I can

oops wait its casette man not casette guy

crap

Not a lot of people really utilize the fact that the gods of the ancient world were super messed up, did jacked up stuff to people for minor inconveniences, and legit did horrific things for the lols and billy being a child is probably just as likely to do weird things to people with his magic if he feels justified in their Billy head canons: let’s change that

Someone on Twitter @s the justice league official account in their rage tweet and Shazam/Marvel has volunteered to run the account for a few days while the league’s usual guy is out. It seems like a great idea at the time, he’s well known as super friendly guy and even though he’s pretty immature at times he always seems to be the best at deescalating hostile situations with the guidance of what he calls ‘the wisdom of Solomon’.

For a good while Marvel tried to reason with them, giving evidence to the contrary for every accusation, defending his fellow league members, and owning up to his own mistakes and promises that while the league does the best they can, they aren’t perfect. None of it is good enough for them though, they argue in circles for hours.

Finally he just says, “sir, your home will be a beacon for hoards of snakes, the harvest you wish to reap will be drowned by the rain you prayed for, your milk will curdle in your mouth, and your rage will only burn yourself with every poisoned word”

And not even an hour later that person tweets that a long term work project has just been ruined for this or that reason, their coffee is rancid because they didn’t check the date on the creamer when they bought it, posts photos of at least 12 snakes writhing in their bathtub, oh and they’ve been called out for being a jerk by everyone keeping up with the thread.

Marvel/Shazam is never allowed on the Justice League Twitter again.

carmen deserves to have twitter, argue with the wall

part two to my last post because im only allowed 10 images per post :(

okay so ive decided im not going to do a while 'fake tweets' post for every episode, maximum 3 tweets per episode unless its an episode that has a lot going on, or just one i really like/think twitter would have a lot to say about.

for anyone confused which tweet is for which episode, let me explain :)

image 1: fishy doubloon caper

images 2, 3, and 4: opera in the outback caper

images 5 and 6: chasing paper caper

images 7 and 8: lucky cat caper

images 9 and 10: french connection caper

which means season 1 is done!! cant wait for season 2 :)

HELP WHY DID I READ THAT IN THEIR VOICES-

lovers quarrel

I will always stop and read fake tweets, like esp the criminals minds, supernatural, and 911 ones 🙏

Omgomg :D

(gave me the motivation to actually do the cap marvel one 😭

Made it dark mode this time to spice it up a bit. (Yes my handwriting has not improved)

If my DB OCs had Twitter (or in this case, Z by Capsule Corp)

Ft. Me, CAZ.

RDR 1&2 characters on twitter/X

More RDR1&2 on  Twitter/X memes

Part 3 of RDR 1-2  on  Twitter/X

Once again RDR 1-2 on  Twitter/X

Some more RDR 1-2 on  Twitter/X

Lots more RDR1-2 on  Twitter/X

It’s been a hot minute since I posted some of these— (just not RDR this time around-)

FakeScreenshots of the Hazbin characters on X/Twitter