Criminal Minds Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
NOOOO BC I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL FOR A GAY SECOND
totally incorrect criminal minds gifs pt 1/?
I made another set of these. I have a few others too, i just don't know how to tag them here yet, but u can find them on my page! :))
(respectfully ofc)
S2 Reid to S2 Emily at some point
Reid: just because I have on head phones doesn’t mean I’m ignoring you
Emily:…
Reid: we both know I can do that without my headphones
this is a happy birthday post to my favorite unit chief…HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOTCH!!! <3
Hotch : We need to distract these guys
Morgan: Leave it to me
Morgan: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Spencer, Emily, and Rossi: *Immediately begin arguing*
JJ, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
Morgan : Rules are made to be broken.
Hotch: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Spencer: Uh, piñatas.
Emily: Glow sticks.
Rossi: Karate boards.
JJ: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Morgan : Rules.
Hotch:
Rossi is an astrology girl confirmed
I will always stop and read fake tweets, like esp the criminals minds, supernatural, and 911 ones 🙏
hotch: someone will die–
derek: dammit emily!
emily: ??
hotch: morgan, i was talking about the next victim if we don’t catch the unsub on time.
derek: sorry, i hear “die” and i immediately go to emily
emily under her breath: it was one time…
Emily: you're such a pussy Morgan: I am what I eat. Emily: *spits her tea*
Emily, holding a deck of cards: Hey guys, you want a tarot reading?
Hotch: Those are Pokémon cards
Emily, holding a card: You got a Bidoof, it means fuck you
Hotch: Emily... why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Emily: You told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Hotch: Hotch: Emily, I said sanitize.
Penelope: Being cute is really hard because even when you’re angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop.
Recognize my power.
Damn, Hotch really threw it back. ☠️😂
Emily: It must be hard not being able to laugh.
Hotch: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Emily: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Hotch: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
As a person who wears glasses 24/7, I’ve never related more.
Reid: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
JJ: Plane tickets?
Garcia: Concert tickets?
Emily: Prostitution?
Reid, holding up his broken frames: Glasses
show it some love yall
[BAU Chief Emily Prentiss walks over to your desk before taking a seat beside you with an expectant look on her face]
y/n: can i help you?
Emily: I finished all my work
y/n:
Emily, smirking: I think you know what I want
y/n, sighing: which one?
Emily, sporting a massive grin: snail
[y/n laughs while opening their drawer before pressing a sticker to emily's shirt]
y/n: snailed it