Feral Bastard Family - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
Bby Eli: Dad, is stabbing against the People Rules?
Derek: Laws, and yes.
Eli: *disappointed* Oh.
John: But if you provoke them into attacking you first, then it's self-defense.
Eli: *excited* Oh! Thanks, dziadunio.
Derek: You're a man of the law, aren't you supposed to be on my side?
John: *snorts* I'm retired.
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poor derek
he's just like 'oh god there's another one'
his kid is half stilinski what did he expect?
i don't care what happens in that dumpster fire of a movie
this is the only version i will accept
me [pointing a blaster at rat dingus]: step away from the child and you won't be harmed