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Frank: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Eddie?
Eddie: … No.
Maddie: I do!
Frank: I know, Maddie.
Maddie: I’m sad!
Frank: I know, Maddie.
Frank: Maddie, Eddie, do you ever wanna talk about your emotions?
Maddie & Eddie: No.
Buck: I do!
Frank: I know, Evan...
Buck: I'm sad!
Frank: I know, Evan.
Reasons Frank should be invited to the Firefam barbecues:
1. He’s basically an honorary member of the 118 extended family at this point
2. He can get the tea straight from the source
3. He’d probably solve impending problems before anyone realises there were problems to be had
4. He still hasn’t met Chim or Buck and heard about their collective mountain range of trauma
5. He’s always so serious, he should be allowed to let loose a little
6. I reckon he’d just love to study them all in a group setting
Just thinking about the financial hits the 118 have taken this year:
- failed cruise
- lost luggage because of said cruise (includes fancy dresses, jewellery, bobby’s one suit and athena’s toothbrush)
- helicopter fuel(?)
- eddie’s medical bill
- buck’s apartment bills maybe?
- tommy’s incorrect coffee (coffee’s expensive these days)
- henren expanding their family (we love this for them but again children are expensive these days)
- the bachelor party
- the bachelor party aftermath
- the wedding (catering, venue, photography etc)
- chimney’s carjacking
- chimney’s phone
- chimney’s medical bills
- eddie dating two women simultaneously (surely makes a dent in the monthly budget)
- bobby’s carjacking
- bobby’s medical bills
- potentially athena and bobby’s entire house?!
- therapy bills (frank can afford to retire because of the firefam)
And I’m sure they aren’t done! I hope they’ve all got really good insurance because this is so much worse than usual.