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bullshitted english so hard i turned

"one example of this" into "An instance which shows this in action is"

I'm in a constant state of wanting to write a 26 page essay about 1 character while chugging Dutch Bros or

Wanting to lay in a garden while reciting poetry in a language that only the gods and the worms understand

ant queens should actually be called empresses and their colonies should be empires. It makes no sense for it to be called a colony. It’s not like ants go away to form their own colony and report back to a singular queen a few days later. It would be like if the thirteen colonies had their own king separate from the king of England and that would be stupid! It’s a dumb name.