Fucking Cackling - Tumblr Posts

an underutilized detail of hellsing is that Alucard can, in fact, turn into a bat

im obsessed with this audio and i HAD to draw it with sun

Gay people can never just have sex, instead they stop mid-nut AND mid hallucination of a foursome with his therapist, ex co-worker, and his therapist's current patient to have a second, worse hallucination of an eldritch horror stag man that resembles his therapist in the corner of his room, and then bust.

I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america

in honor of pride month, i'm going to have twice as much gay sex as i normally do

since i'm ace, this is very easy. zero doubled is still zero

thinkin bout third wheel wingman orym tonight lads