Fuming - Tumblr Posts
TUMBLR DELETED MY DRAFT WTFFFF
WHY TUMBLR? WHY, OMG, I WANT TO CRY
Utterly Fuming
Some time ago, I spent hours coming up with the perfect theory about theory about minions and their genitals and/or lack of them, and thought maybe I would torment someone other than my friends with this. I decide to look it up just in case, and...
There's a fucking buzzfeed article already.
I had evidence, I had reasoning, I had thought of everything. I worked harder on this than any single piece of schoolwork. Then Buzzfeed shows up with a screenshot of a naked minion and a poll.
The poll doesn't even have the right answer.
JUST SO WE'RE 10000% CLEAR, THE NATIONAL AERONAUTICS AND SPACE ADMINISTRATION BASICALLY DOES NOT EXIST ONLINE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES CANNOT STOMACH THE IDEA OF FUNDING A FUCKING LAW THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN MADE.
I know federal employees are dealing with much more serious and personal consequences of this shutdown but FOR REAL OKAY NASA IS GONE AND I REALLY NEED IT BACK.