Funnier As A System - Tumblr Posts
magical girl but the person you become when you transform is not you. it is something else. and the line between you and your magical form is drawing ever closer and yet so far away
This is just what being in a system is like. If you don't take care of yourself, they will make you.
Our Sun doesn't annoy us into taking care of ourselves though.
He tends to do the mental equivalent of just picking someone up and going "We're going to get you some food now :)" and not taking no for an answer.
The "annoying until you go take care of yourself" is more like what Michael does to me if I won't get out of bed. He once literally shoved me off of our innerworld couch to get me to move. Bastard /aff
hes annoying and he knows it
ignore the jump in quality I took a break between the two
Same except it's also really funny when you're a fictive
I can't tell you the amount of times I've thought that exact sentence before remembering I don't have a canon appearance in my source
-Jeremy Fitzgerald (he/she)
the funniest side effect of being so used to with certain designs of scp characters is seeing a new one and going “why is he white”
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We actually got a fictive of her recently. She’s my sister now. We make fun of each other for having the “wrong” accent and bond over how shitty our dad was in both of our universes.
I love my siblings. They’re all awesome.
-Michael (he/him)
open your cranial vault, I want to kiss your brain
-🐝
alas. nothing there.
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[me to myself] girl NO what are you doing
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rebllog if you have a slug in your brain controlling u
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There’s this guy I really like but he’s not real what do I do
if u think of him hard enough maybe he will become real maybe if ur lucky
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
he plays the organ at full volume at like three am in here. sir i need sleep please
"I'm hearing voices in my head / and everything they said / it's never making any sense / I've got a burning in my heart / it's tearing me apart / somebody call the doctor!"
- branded
guy calls me “dude” and insists he means it gender neutrally
angel on my shoulder: remember to remain calm and level headed in this scenario! it’s best to either let it go or politely ask not to be referred to that way.
devil on my shoulder: call him sis or girl or something and make him dysphoric
devil on my third shoulder: call him fucktoy and say you don’t mean it sexually
devil on my fourth shoulder: call him sis and say you DO mean it sexually
clippy on my fifth shoulder: have you guys read sisters of dorley? there’s a much better course of action here
everyone in unison: OH MY GODDDD DID YOU JUST CALL US GUYS
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In my head he's my wife
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oh boy when my fictional man hears about what you did you are all done for
I FORGOT TO POST THIS
I GOT THIS CAUAE IT WAS SILLY AND WANTED TO MAKE A SYSTEM REFERENCE AND OUR SINGLET FRIEND THE OTHER DAY SAID IT'S SO DID/PLURAL CODE AND IT REMINDES ME TO POST THIS POSTER WE HAVE
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"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me
