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[Me in Heaven]: Thanks for having me. Where do I log back into Tumblr?
God: Don’t start
Him: You’re so sexy babe, setting the mood with all of these candles ❤️🔥
Me: First of all, this is a seance ☠️
I can do just about anything as long as my entire future is on the line. 🫣🤸🌅
Why does this little guy look like the main character in a disney movie starring Johnny Depp as the voice actor?
Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared






Tumbler’s the best sometimes such silly words i always loved going to deleted pages because i get “huh who?”
Or “this is no one” type of stuff and i’m just like “that so?”
Thank god Tumblr exists because I would have been dead by now istg
Tumblr and Pinterest over Instagram and other nonchalant social media accounts. I said what I said. IM FREEE HEREEEE
The pull and pray game is testing my limitations as I’m confused whether I’m a victim of the devilish spotting or my uterus being an abusive cunt.
my mom: there's absolutely nothing wrong with my child
me: *getting emotionally attached and obsessed with fictional characters*
Ppl who feel annoyed by others celebrating their idols'/faves' birthdays/anniversaries are annoying. Pass it on. 🙄

Shark-infested activist here 🙂

Cursed Creature here
Happy 14th Heartbreak Anniversary to One Direction! 💛💚🇮🇪💙❤️

My cat Yogi moments #1






I annoyed my cat so much to the point he looks like he is going to cry LMAO 🤣
Who wants this burger 😂😂
Funny animals😹