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Dystopian Frogs
What if frogs rules one singular island that no human has discovered? No president, no monarchy, no patriarchy, just a ton of frogs. No money, just crickets are good enough. Clothes are made of itty bitty pieces of fabric and skinned mushrooms. They’re all lgbtqia+ because why not? Infinite amount of genders, and no gender rolls. Every frog is androgynous. And most importantly, they all find piece at some point in their life. Someone please add onto this, I need inspo!
Hey everybody :) I've been thinking and I wanna work on my frog idea a little bit more!! Of anyone wants to participate please ask, maybe I'll make a Google doc soon for it. (If you don't know what I'm referring to, check my other posts!!)
I want to have more context for my thesis about queerness in Witcher 3 so I'm playing The Witcher (fist game) and I was honestly expecting this to be the most cis-het game ever but it has FROGS AND THAT'S KINDA GAY NOT GONNA LIE
Ok so we know the chemicals are making the frogs gay but are they making the frogs trans?
lets play a game
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Transes peoples genders and makes homophobes homosexual
Also referred to as the Wokezard (They/Them) and the Wokeler (They/Them)
Yes (They/Them) is part of their name and yes you have to say it every time
Their lover the Autism Warlock (He/She) by @glove-head
It was me all along
Ok guys hear me out
What if. What if they were Frogs.
Raph would be an African Bullfrog, of course, that just makes sense
Leo would be a blue Poison Dart Frog because you know that dumbass would want to be the most obnoxiously colored thing in his whole family unit
Mikey would be a Panamanian Golden Frog, just my special little guy right there
But. Guys.
Guys hear me out.
Donnie would be a Purple Frog.
This bastard right here. truly the Spiny Softshell of frogs,,,, 10/10 one of the most frogs of all time
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
My homophobic grandma really likes frogs. She has tons of frog decorations around her house and always brings up frogs whenever we see each other.
Ironically, she says it’s because frogs don’t like men. She’s been through two divorces, just for some context. All I can think about is aroace and lesbian frogs.