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pool-floatie

1 year ago

Jace is doing his B e s t -

Listen, having a giant hold you so close to their face that you can feel their breath waft over you? Good on paper. But unless that bitch has pristine dental health, imagine the mid to bad breath :/// ESPECIALLY if it’s one of those mythical giants living out in the woods. Like baby yes, I know he’s big and scary and rescued you after you were chosen as a sacrifice by your village, but that man does not own a toothbrush. You think regular morning breath is bad??? Try living in a cave without any mouth wash and a diet of exclusively raw meat

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“breath washes over you” nuh uh he does not I shove a mint up his mouth and close it g/t shitpost g/t community giant/tiny prompt giant/tiny g/t giant/tiny meme g/t meme giant/tiny shitpost sfw g/t prompts g/t this will forever and always be something in the back of my mind whenever I read those g/t fics

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pool-floatie

1 year ago

My fucking sister just said this to me and I about shot her, cause she k n o w s about my special interest and she k n o w s not to say thisnshit-

"Fe fi fo fum, I love eating cu-"

💀💀💀💀- planning a murder tonight bois

She also said that should have been my yearbook quote-

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g/t giant/tiny giant tiny micro/macro giant/tiny shitpost

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