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I WILL DESTR0Y ALL GNOMES!!!!!!
World's greatest gnome hunter
I AM THE ONE WHO WILL DESTROY THE GNOME KINDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me as a gnome 😇
Rate gnome out of 1479
A birthday card for a gnome I know. 🧙
Don’t worry, he knew I was making this and liked the idea a lot.
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Fungus encounters new friend 🍄
i think the most wholesome prank i ever pulled was with a friend who had a polaroid camera and we were out one evening walking around the neighbourhood and this one neighbour had a garden gnome and we kidnapped him for the evening and took a bunch of polaroids of his wild night out: gnome on the swing set, gnome climbing a tree, gnome laying down next to an empty bottle of vodka, gnome just causing an absolute ruckus and then we took all the pictures and put them in a little see-through food storage bag to keep them dry and put them under the gnome who we left on the doorstep of the house we got him from
anyway a few nights later we walked past again and wondered if the photos had been found and what the person must have thought and then we saw the gnome in pride of place balanced on the window ledge, and stuck to the inside of the window behind him were the polaroids with a sign saying “The Boy On Tour”