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been learnin how to shoot in more/varied pewpew games with new friendguydudeidk!! honestly its so much more hard to shoot in 1st person then 3rd- but maybe thats just my 42 hours on rdr 💀💀

I JUST REALIZED THE ONLY WAY JAYFEATHER COULD BASICALLY SEE IS THROUGH DREAMS- SO MY LIL HC IS THAT HE THINKS THE REAL WORLD LOOKS LIKE MOST DREAMS :3

we stan dreamcore jayfeather >:))

COME CHECK OUT MY EPIC TIKTOK ACC CUZ I FINALLY STARTED MAKING VIDEOS INSTEAD OF DOOMSCROLLING 💀💀 (HGHH JUST SCREENSHOTS FOR NOW CUZ I CANT PUT MORE THEN 1 VIDEO >:()

features very epic video plots such as:

MY WEIRD AHH EXPERIENCES DOING WEIRD AHH THINGS!! (atm my computer wont let me turn up my volume so yeah it hates me lolol)

EPIC THERIAN STUFF THATS ALL CASUAL AND NOT JUST QUADS 24/7!!

MORE VIDS + MORE PLANNED ATTTT: @ NAMEDGUY!!! :33

I DONT WANNA JOIN ARTFIGHT DUE TO PERSONAL OPIONIONS BUT I DOO WANNA DRAW YALLS CHARS IN MY VERY DERPYDOODLE WAY- SO FEEL FREE TO SEND EM IN ASKS OR PMS!!! :DDD

i also wanna do some poems so maybe go ahead and gimmie some themes!! i could even do your own kintype- been wanting to explore more with more themes then 'ah sad elk i vent :((' XDD

(fully free and funded by my brain boredom btw!- also moodboards still open lolol)

posts are gonna really slow down due to me getting more busy with life and my mental health getting better (GAHHH FUQ SEASONAL DEPRESSION THIS IS WHY I HATE WINTER >:() so i might go on a happy haitus for a few- tho ill still post when i wanna!! :DDD

everything is also still open!!! -might take longer tho since i wont check this place as much so sorry bout that 💀💀💀

STAY SLAYYYYYY AND GET OUTTA THAT BED >:D /pos

NEW EPIC ORIGINAL OC WITH A BACKSTORY I WANTED TO SHARE!! IT TOOK ME 1 MILLION HOURS!! this is all a joke btw- if anything is actually insulting that i accidentally inculded then please tell me- ill remove/change it!

name: Big'Fo0t gender: boy!!! duh!!!! sexuality: NO SECKS THATS INNAPROPRIA TE >:((( emo backjstory: as a twoleg cat hybrid, he was abandoned due to his catboy looks..and his super bbeg queen-of-all-humans mom who hated animals and treated him like one instead of a real guy (which is suuuper bad and evil like she was).

he was bullied by his sisters moms princess friend mean girl group into running away into the forest forever- soon finding thunderclan. turns out the ghost of firestar was looking for him due to a prophecy that involved him and new firestar (reincaranated) taking out the construction workers in the forest territory and then they all move back there- so he did that with his new power from all of the starclan cats whcih was very super original- walking in dreams.

he also got a cat girlboyfriend from another clan which was reincaranated spottedleaf named spottedleaf- and that made new firestar jelous. so they had a super cool battle with claws, epic fire and cool thunder-he soon killed new firestar and he died forever again so big'fo0t became b1g'st@r and married spottedleaf, they also had kits named deadkit, macchiatokit, oldkit, twolegkitkit and tigerstar3kit. the end the end this was surprisingly fun to write tbh XDD

epic quotes from epic people that would be on the back of a book: their ship name is bigspottedfootleaf -my friend when i showed her this lolol, 5/5 its a book so we like it -new york times, 5/5 how the FUCK did u get in my house -bigfoot, professional bigfoot, 0/5 5/5

ALL CANINE THERIANS- i have a lil question :3

HELP I WAS TRYNA MAKE THESE SOUNDS WHILE TYPING SO IT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE LOLOL

*slides cake over with obvious crumbs on face*

ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY ACC!!! even tho im a week late SHH

fun fact!:

i was originally gonna draw my old main roblox avatar as my 'blog mascot' before deciding to go for a mini me/lil silly ole elk guy :3 heres some photos + OOOLLLD art of em (the art so old it moldy /j)

even tho he aint my main avatar anymore he still lives on in plenty of memories ive made with my friends and my toyhouse acc lolol

"I may still be prey,but i have grown these horns for a reason" Antlers, friend, not horns. Please take no offense, js there is a big difference.

YEE!-i wouldve done antlers, but it just sounds better with the word 'horns' XDD

might as well be a bison /j💀

How the FUCK do people NOT wanna frolic away in the wilderness-?! like theyre literally inviting you?? come join and have snacks on a stump with me at dusk please?? pleaaseee???? /nm lolol!-sorry if it sounded rude!

STORMI/STRAY CAT UPDATE!!!

.UM SO like er ive been taking care of a stray cat-which i named stormi aka knockoff bluestar akaaka stormtrooper lolol

yeah so basically (btw my ma has been in on this since she discovered stormi in the first place dwdw):

>finally does the pet/furry child family expanding talk >agrees on chores and jobs >puts out carrier after a few days of feeding them for them to get used to >gets microchipped checked (there was none) + later full on vet checkup (+ another microchip check just in case, still nothing)

>TURNS OUT STORMI IS A GUY AND IS NEUTURED- (no cnr signs like a ear cut, tattoo anything at all)

WTF HELP IVE BEEN MISGENDERING A CAT OUT OF ALL LIVING THINGS

btw yeah we gonna adopt them btw since we already microchipped him during the checkup + getting the stuff for em ++ fell completely in love- vet says hes around 9 years old and im so fuggin exited ive always wanted a cat since i grew up with only dogs >:DD (IM GOING FOR BIRD NEXT /j)

ANYWAYS HERES A PHOTODUMP (we keepin the name stormi btw since we so used to it and he responds to it pretty well :DDD)

ayo who the mousebrain that be late to the clan meeting 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

ANYWAYS YUHHH THERES THE KITTYOTTY UODATE!!

HELP IVE ACCIDENTALLY ENTERED THE GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING WHY ARE 3 GUYS IN A LOVE TRIANGE WITH A LITERAL TRIANGLE

please dont kill me i dont know the difference between kpop staniel and 2018 red ford-f150

haha more like the hell that is a love corner

amirite my guys

just saw the official minecraft movie trailer wtf did i just watch

WHY IS JACK BLACK STEVE I AM PHYSICALLY REPLUSED BY THIS MOVIE WHY ARE THERE REAL HUMANS IN THIS SQUARE ASS WORLD HOLLYWOOD PLZ STOP MAKING STUFF LIVE ACTION-

istg if its like the whole jumanji tron steryotype where they get sucked up into the game thru a computer

atleast the creeper looks like a plant so YAYAYYAA THEORIES CONFIRMED LETS FUCKING GO!!!

WEEK 1- containment of the beast

he good boy :3

me when 'Bungo Stray Dogs' isnt about canines

i think i died

not sure tho

have a lilbig guy just in case

I can imagine a situation where you had finally given the very difficult exam for which you had been preparing for an year or so.

After exam you were exhausted and very sleepy as your sleep schedule had broken up with you when you had started preparing for the exam.

When you and Levi had reached home, he asked weather you were too tired to have sex or not.

To be honest, you had been very sexually frustrated, so you didn't even wait for a second before pouncing on him.

Minutes later both of you were half-naked, sweaty, panting like animals on your shared bed.

Just as you were about to kiss again after removing all of your clothes, Levi says ''wait, have you cut your nails?''

'Umm, i guess no? Does it hurt? Oh so sorr-'

You get cut off by him leaving the room. You sat there dumbfounded by the situation when he comes back, though, with a freaking nail cutter.

''It didn't hurt me or so. But hygiene is very important''

He nicely took five to ten minutes to cut each and every nail, both from your hands and your toes.

Then he was like ''Let's continue it now'

But by that time you had fallen asleep.

Yeah, his OCD could really rub the wrong way sometimes

; rating goofy emojis p.1/??

; TW / CW: swearing, insults /lh ( to emojis but still ), small joke ab " destroying mental states " again very lighthearted ( can remove !! /gen ),, :]

😠 = 8/10

- what're you so grumpy about ??

- you look like a child.

- definitely just said something in a baby voice, maybe even " me vewy angwy !! 😠 "

😖 = 3/10

- makes me uncontrollably uncomfortable for no reason

- like mid way between holding in a laugh, farting, and throwing up

- it's giving no

🥺 = 10/10

- very effective in annoying people who don't understand your broken humour

- pwetty pwease 🥺🥺 ( ties well with baby voicing. Perfect for further destroying mental states. )

- ugly but in a cute way

🤗 = 6/10

- condescending as fuck

- the reason we have stranger danger

- definitely used side by side with a either very obviously offensive insult, or a backhanded compliment that makes you want to backhand said person down the st-

😇 = 1/10

- evil as fuck

- has been seen on many questionable Wattpad comments

😛 = -10000/10

- oh it's making me so uncomfortable.

- where's the emotion ?? The expression ? The meaning.

- put your tongue back or im getting 😇 to remove it

😏 = 😏/10

- 😏😏😏😏😏😏

😨 - ???/10

- it confuses me.

- on one hand I distaste it's lack of expression compared to it's better siblings 😰 & 😱

- but also it gives a sense of unease that's more accurate

- perfect for either receiving death threats you don't care for and / or when your friends say mildly weird shit and you hate that you agree

- an worthy response to 😇 wattpad comments

🤠 - 6/10

- yeehaw

- disturbingly cheerful, no cowboy should be that pleased with themselves.

- simply because we have no wild west horse ( 🏇 doesn't count ) I take 1 point. You're a shit cowboy

- gives me homophobic southerner vibes

😴 - 0/10

- you're not sleeping you liar.

🤣 - old/10

- boomers and old millennials use this. Probably on Twitter. Can't change my mind

- good for identifying old people and / or mentally okay people

- sobbing your eyes out to convey laughter and an emotional reaction is much more expressive and accurately curates my experience, so therefor is better. Now cry before you forget how and end up wishing for sorrow.

😍 - 2/10

- same as 🤗 it's very condescending, though less threatening and more " wow that skirt looks great ! " but still.

- you are lying through your eyes

- the hearts don't look right, idk what it is

😩 - 69/10

- * AGGRESSIVE COUGH *

- Mum it's not what it looks like i promise

yeah

pretty average therian meetup

oh- cervidae!!? XDD

but oh... cervidae.. <3