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This time I have come to ask for Sheshzalcoatl hcs

since I've been thinking about it for a while....

MOVIE DATES MOVIE DATES MOVIE DATES So first off:

-Quetzalcoatl makes the popcorn because he's just extra like that

-Quetzalcoatl is also the one who is terrified of scary movies, and Shesh finds that adorable (they still tend to avoid them because of this, but they'll just cuddle on the couch if one of them do want to watch a scary movie)

-Shesh finishes the popcorn before the movie begins (<- Relatable)

-They also watch TV shows together! It's nothing really planned, I don't think, it's more like one of them was scrolling through channels and the other one decided to join them, and they just ended up watching a random TV series together.

-Both of them (at different times, of course) love complaining about the historical inaccuracies in movies, (ex "Okay I was THERE for that and that is NOT how it ended" "Do they REALLY think that's how it happened?") and the other one loves listening.

But if you're looking for normal hcs:

-In their human forms, Shesh is taller than Quetz. Quetz is still pretty tall, but Shesh is just taller.

-He loves kissing his bf on the hair because of this

-Shesh loves braiding Quetzalcoatl's feathers (and he does it better than Quetz himself).

-Quetz loves giving gifts to people, so every day he has a million different gifts for Shesh. These include: Little snake charms resembling either him or Shesh, necklaces, drawings (Quetz sketches sometimes but that's a side hc I have of him), and other animal charms that he just found cute (jaguars, birds, etc)

Anyway that's al I have for now but the Sheshzalcoatl brain rot never stops!

Me needs Vishnu x Tez bromantic hcs ft. Quetz and Shesh maybe :3

Probably sent this ask hoping for one or two headcanons, but too bad. You're getting a speech.

-So, they first met while trying to set up Shesh and Quetz. Tez didn't know anything about the Hindu pantheon and vice versa with Vishnu, and they both just heard someone they hang out with a lot (in Tez's case, his brother) say "So I met this cute guy" and Vishnu probably went "Cool, you need any help with that?" And Tez went "Oh fuck no, you can't date to save your life here I'll set you up".

-When they met, each with no knowledge on the other's pantheons, I imagine their conversation to be like this: "My brother is such an idiot." "I'm sure he's not that bad, my friend likes him a lot." "Maybe his flirting won't go to waste if my brother actually UNDERSTANDS that he's being flirted with."

-After they met, they clicked pretty quickly, they started off trying to make their respective friend/brother (in Tez's case) realize the other's clear feelings, but then they started just hanging out.

so here are some hcs on their relationship after then, because I don't want to bore you with backstory

-Vishnu is the "If someone hurts you I'll heal you" type and Tez is the "If someone hurts you I'll kill them" type. They compliment each other well.

-Tez is a master at UNO. He taught Vishnu how to play, and they often just play UNO if there's no other pastime.

-They watch murder mystery TV shows. Tez can determine the murderer in about .5 seconds except he doesn't know why and Vishnu can explain to him in a TED talk exactly why the murderer is the murderer and how to catch him/her.

-They both love Disney movies, surprisingly.

-Like Shesh and Quetz, they also like to point out the historical inaccuracies in shows/movies.

-Tez can metabolize any kind of alcohol, although he rarely drinks. Based on previous hcs, Vishnu often prefers milk (despite being lactose intolerant. That's just lactose intolerant culture). They sometimes go to bars together just because one of them want to try it out gain.

-Tezcatlipoca has like 60 cats. Wild cats, house cats, etc. Vishnu comes over just for his cats.

-Vishnu is overall more successful in getting Shesh to admit his feelings, although the two of them have a little friendly competition over who can get the other to stop being more dense. The current bet is up to 200 dollars.

Anyway, that's all for now, sorry it wasn't neat and kinda rambley but I do have a LOT of thoughts on these characters!

Might I suggest another ship

Vasant x Yarilo :3

I don't know who vasant is 😭😭

Vasant x Xipe Totec hcs?? :DD

so sorry for not answering this earlier BUT

Very different dynamics, so they compliment each other well. Vasant is the flower boi we all know and love, and Xipe Totec is a witty and brutal force of nature (he DOES rip his skin off every spring...)

Vasant would be horrified when Xipe Totec tells him the needs to flay himself to bring about spring but Xipe Totec is like, "Well, you know, what works works."

They would both kill for each other.

They both have very similar tastes in music and movies!!

Once again, our favorite buddies Tezcatlipoca and Vishnu helped them meet each other.

How the conversation went: Tez: "So, my brother's a lil down recently ever since skinning himself---" Vishnu: "what?" Tez: "Well, he's a spring god, and he---" Vishnu, eyes shining: "Spring god, you say?"

They both love chocolate.

Xipe Totec has made a necklace of vines and gold for Vasant, Vasant has made him a wreath of spring flowers before!!! They're constantly making gifts for each other, and it's become a bit of a competition now.

That's all I have for now! You didn't specify whether it's romantic or platonic so I went with a set of hcs that encompassed both!

I love how Vishnu and Tezcatlipoca have an entire damn business revolving around intertwining the Aztec and Hindu pantheons evermore

Btw sorry for the long wait, this has been sitting in my ask box for like a week 😭