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Tez:

OOPS! I did it again-

I caused the end of the world, killed the humans you made~♪

Oh baby baby ♪

Hit me baby one more time!

Quetz: *bonks with stone club*

Tez: OH CMON YOU KNOW I DIDNT MEAN IT LITERALLY OWWW WTF

>@mythos-soup

Quetz: No one touches my humans.

Xipe Totec: Why do you talk about humans like possessions?

Huitzilopochtli: He created them, so they technically are...

Xipe Totec, deadpan: One more offense of property destruction on Tez's file, then.

I don't know if this has been asked yet, but what would be Xipe-Totec's favorite ice cream?

I did actually send an ask to my friend @mythos-soup about the topic, and his favorite ice cream is mango! :) 🥭🍦

Bingo time!

How abt uhh tlaloc ye

Okay while I'm kind of not sure what this ask is referring to

I would love to make an Aztec Gods bingo

That sounds like so much fun 🤩

Tezcatlipoca for character bingo

Um hey so

Idk if this is because I did a bingo for Tlaloc a while ago but

Anon I actually love you so much for asking about tez I appreciate you sm I’m not even kidding I was looking for an opportunity to ramble about him

Tezcatlipoca

Huitzilopochtli bingo :0?

Yesssss

Put a question mark on the funny category because he’s a little too serious for that but he tries

If you get this, answer with three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs! anon or not, doesn't matter, lets get to know the person behind the blog <3

Thanks!!

Three things about me:

I love writing!

I also draw sometimes (I have posted my art on this blog)

My favorite color is purple

These are rather generic but I feel like generic facts are what help you get to know a person 😅

Thanks for the ask!

do you ever think about how the first thing huitzil experienced was war. i mean he was born and immediately had to defend his mother (comparatively to his siblings he is a smaller force defending something he holds dear. you know. like a soldier) from his siblings (his sister almost feels like a general or a commander to me, of his 400 brothers, which could translate pretty easily into soldiers. so larger force attempting to take that something)

Yeah, I did think about it for a while. I view Huitzilopochtli as kind of this anti-social god because he never really had a childhood.

And I did have a few hcs about his sibling relationship with Coyolxauhqui, which was rocky at best, because in the head canons I stated that Huitzilopochtli would keep trying to mend a relationship that was already broken because in a way he still keeps trying to have a life and childhood for himself, you know?

And I think this shapes his perspective of war in a way where he's experienced firsthand how it can devastate people and the land, but he can see that a world can be born from it.

I'm sorry if this was a bit long but thanks for this ask because I kinda needed to ramble about it a bit more 😅

Opposite of hate mail

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better! <333

ahhh tysm whoever you are! <3

What do you think Ares's relationship with Artemis&Hermes? I always wondered if they are friends since they are the only ones who seems to care about him being kidnapped and goes to save him. In the other hand, they still do it after more than a year, so maybe they were just bored.

Drop your thoughts and headcanon!

I do think that Ares does have a friendly relationship with all of his siblings---but it's highly strained, because Ares was viewed as one of the more "unpopular" gods with his family (especially his father Zeus). And yes, another example is that he needed to wait more than a year to be rescued from the jar.

I do think that Hermes would have saved him on their own, but I don't exactly think he knew the extent of Ares's imprisonment, if that makes sense? Like, Hermes needed to be told by the giants' mother and then saved him (doing so quickly).

As for Artemis, I don't think she has much of a specified relationship with Ares (although I do hc that they are friends, more so than Ares is with his other siblings). In the myth, she primarily helps slay the giants, which could have just been a service to Olympus instead of Ares himself.

This time I have come to ask for Sheshzalcoatl hcs

since I've been thinking about it for a while....

MOVIE DATES MOVIE DATES MOVIE DATES So first off:

-Quetzalcoatl makes the popcorn because he's just extra like that

-Quetzalcoatl is also the one who is terrified of scary movies, and Shesh finds that adorable (they still tend to avoid them because of this, but they'll just cuddle on the couch if one of them do want to watch a scary movie)

-Shesh finishes the popcorn before the movie begins (<- Relatable)

-They also watch TV shows together! It's nothing really planned, I don't think, it's more like one of them was scrolling through channels and the other one decided to join them, and they just ended up watching a random TV series together.

-Both of them (at different times, of course) love complaining about the historical inaccuracies in movies, (ex "Okay I was THERE for that and that is NOT how it ended" "Do they REALLY think that's how it happened?") and the other one loves listening.

But if you're looking for normal hcs:

-In their human forms, Shesh is taller than Quetz. Quetz is still pretty tall, but Shesh is just taller.

-He loves kissing his bf on the hair because of this

-Shesh loves braiding Quetzalcoatl's feathers (and he does it better than Quetz himself).

-Quetz loves giving gifts to people, so every day he has a million different gifts for Shesh. These include: Little snake charms resembling either him or Shesh, necklaces, drawings (Quetz sketches sometimes but that's a side hc I have of him), and other animal charms that he just found cute (jaguars, birds, etc)

Anyway that's al I have for now but the Sheshzalcoatl brain rot never stops!

Me needs Vishnu x Tez bromantic hcs ft. Quetz and Shesh maybe :3

Probably sent this ask hoping for one or two headcanons, but too bad. You're getting a speech.

-So, they first met while trying to set up Shesh and Quetz. Tez didn't know anything about the Hindu pantheon and vice versa with Vishnu, and they both just heard someone they hang out with a lot (in Tez's case, his brother) say "So I met this cute guy" and Vishnu probably went "Cool, you need any help with that?" And Tez went "Oh fuck no, you can't date to save your life here I'll set you up".

-When they met, each with no knowledge on the other's pantheons, I imagine their conversation to be like this: "My brother is such an idiot." "I'm sure he's not that bad, my friend likes him a lot." "Maybe his flirting won't go to waste if my brother actually UNDERSTANDS that he's being flirted with."

-After they met, they clicked pretty quickly, they started off trying to make their respective friend/brother (in Tez's case) realize the other's clear feelings, but then they started just hanging out.

so here are some hcs on their relationship after then, because I don't want to bore you with backstory

-Vishnu is the "If someone hurts you I'll heal you" type and Tez is the "If someone hurts you I'll kill them" type. They compliment each other well.

-Tez is a master at UNO. He taught Vishnu how to play, and they often just play UNO if there's no other pastime.

-They watch murder mystery TV shows. Tez can determine the murderer in about .5 seconds except he doesn't know why and Vishnu can explain to him in a TED talk exactly why the murderer is the murderer and how to catch him/her.

-They both love Disney movies, surprisingly.

-Like Shesh and Quetz, they also like to point out the historical inaccuracies in shows/movies.

-Tez can metabolize any kind of alcohol, although he rarely drinks. Based on previous hcs, Vishnu often prefers milk (despite being lactose intolerant. That's just lactose intolerant culture). They sometimes go to bars together just because one of them want to try it out gain.

-Tezcatlipoca has like 60 cats. Wild cats, house cats, etc. Vishnu comes over just for his cats.

-Vishnu is overall more successful in getting Shesh to admit his feelings, although the two of them have a little friendly competition over who can get the other to stop being more dense. The current bet is up to 200 dollars.

Anyway, that's all for now, sorry it wasn't neat and kinda rambley but I do have a LOT of thoughts on these characters!

Hello idk if someone asked you this before but what singers/bands do you think the 4 tezcatlipoca listen too? (As well any other Aztec gods you want to list as well)

I thought about Tezcatlipoca liking aurelio voltaire but it could be because I see him maybe liking the gothic aesthetic since he’s associated with the night and things dark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (also I think there was a myth saying him and quetz inventing music for the world so there’s that too)

Okay so I love love love this ask because JKDDFVVKJZDDHG RAMBLING TIME

So Tezcatlipoca and Quetzalcoatl did invent music. That’s why I sometimes hc that they’ll go to Broadway musicals or shows together, and sometimes they surprisingly both listen to classical music (specifically piano) because it tends to remind them about the quote unquote “earlier” forms of music (without lyrics). Now, I do think Tezcatlipoca occasionally listens to popular artists at the moment, but generally yea he listens to gothic aesthetic music (and electronic, because I can see him listening to it a lot somehow).

Huitzilopochtli also likes electronic music. It fits his fast paced vibe and the energy of...yk being the sun. He also tends to listen to songs without lyrics, but in that group he primarily listens to electronic or some other type of fast-paced music. He also gets dragged to Broadway musicals by his brothers, and while he doesn’t admit it he thinks it’s kind of cool.

Xipe Totec’s playlist would be more mellow, with more classical artists and occasionally just vibe music, yk? But his music tastes are the hardest to pin down for me because while he’s portrayed as benevolent and I like to think of him as this patient, quiet guy, he can also be ruthless, angry, and all the generally negative things that embody his being. So maybe he listens to more hardcore music. The sudden change from gentle music to rock or whatever the hell that guy likes will be pretty jarring but you get used to it (read: Tez has now withdrawn from stealing his AirPods because he has no fucking idea what song’s going to be playing in there).

Anyway I’m sorry this was kind of long and I didn’t name too many actual bands or singers/artists, but I kind of read this as their general music tastes if that’s ok lol 😅 plus idk that many artists in their range of music taste sooo

But seriously, whoever you are thank you so much for this ask, it made my day! 😄😄